NameIess Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Nameless was still mourning his pet rock, so he sent Moni instead.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Sequence watches all of this unfold while happily eating popcorn.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Facepalm awakened the popcorn (using Breath) and sent them on a grand quest to find The Ultimate Facepalm. They felt sorry for nameless, because of the loss of his pet rock, so they also told the awakened chicken popcorn to make a beautiful gravestone for the rock.
NameIess Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Nameless was busy erecting a thousand-foot tall statue of his pet rock in perfect detail, but he appreciated Facepalm's gift nonetheless.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 (edited) Sequence stared at their empty bag of popcorn. Then shrugged, and started eating the paper of the bag while watching Nameless build his statue. Being useless, Sequence did not offer any help. Edited January 18, 2022 by Sequence
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Cryo panicked, knowing that the materials Nameless was using wouldn't confer structural integrity beyond the four hundred-feet mark, and Elsecalled the hell away.
NameIess Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Nameless continued painstakingly carving out the statue by hand.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Sequence wondered he didn't "narrate" the stone into the shape of his deceased pet rock. But, being absolutely worthless, Sequence offered no advise other than to take a water break every once in a while.
NameIess Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Nameless of course was using his narrative powers to carve the rock, as he was a construct of the real Nameless' imagination, and thus had no physical body to do anything at all if he did not use his narrative powers in order to project himself from the real person Nameless' imagination.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Everyone thought this was an overly complicated method for carving a statue.
NameIess Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Nameless thought that this was an overly complicated method of thinking that this was an overly complicated method for carving a statue. He laughed maniacally as he continued to carve, intent on breaking as many brains as possible.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 48 minutes ago, Sequence said: Everyone thought this was an overly complicated method for carving a statue. Cryo just thought this was an overly complicated method of making a deathtrap.
NameIess Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Ignoring all the laws of physics, Nameless completed his thousand-foot tall rock statue. It stood tall and proud, a perfect representation of his now-deceased rock pet.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Cryo peered into Shadesmar, trying to see if there were any windspren or gravitationspren bound to the statue. Finding nothing, he was immensely confused, and lit up a cigarette.
NameIess Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Nameless winced as the statue immediately went up in flames.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Cryo abruptly Transported himself entirely into the Cognitive, wanting to take a good hard look at the statue. In there, the statue seemed completely normal. Returning to the Physical, he scooped out a handful of sand from one of his pouches, and brought it closer to the burning statue. It didn't light up. He collected a little piece of rock that was shaved off while Nameless was sculpting, and tried to light it up. It was completely fireproof. Whatever was happening here, it was neither mundane, nor magical (or, at the very least, Cryo considered, not magical in any way that had anything to do with Investiture). He suddenly felt very off, like he was the protagonist (or, perhaps, even worse, the side character) of a creepypasta.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Everyone screamed.
NameIess Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Nameless summoned water out of the air in an attempt to put out the fire. It didn't work very well.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Everyone was not very happy with this outcome, so they screamed.
NameIess Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 The fire started spreading, as if in response to the screams of the many.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 Meanwhile, the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 How was this possible?! It has risen and fallen thousands (around ten) of times! Everyone prepared a guttural, blood-curdling scream.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 All the cheese in the world melted.
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