The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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it was basically arthropod blood

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Which half the population still didn't understand.

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Because ninjas were attacking comprehension.

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The Shinjas were helping them.

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They were collecting facts.

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About how to conquer the universe.

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It was a facts tax.

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And a nonfactual tax.

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and horses

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And chickens.

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and grass

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And purple.

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And and and.

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And no end.

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The tax was eternal.

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And also not eternal.

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Because Schrodinger was the taxman.

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And the Lord Ruler.

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They were best buds.

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And also worst enemies.

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Frenemies.

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And so the world was demolished.

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By annihilation.

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Yet the monkeys still survived. 

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so did the moo ducks