The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since he was supposed to be a ninja.

[+Ark1002]

And that's dragon haunches.

[NameIess]

Because... reasons.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X decided to ignore this and return to the sandwich shop.

[NameIess]

But the sandwich shop had gone out of business due to the lockdown.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X was dismayed.

[NameIess]

But then the sandwich shop reopened. Under new ownership.

[AonEne he/him]

Uncle Brandy had taken over after his empire fell apart.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And liked to soak his sandwiches in wine.

[AonEne he/him]

Most other people didn't like eating them that way, so...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was ousted.

[NameIess]

By the shareholders of his company.

[AonEne he/him]

Who turned it into a pet shop.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

They sold pet rocks.

[NameIess]

Awesome pet rocks.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

That spoke in Italian.

[AonEne he/him]

And had glitter on them.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Unfortunately, they were allergic to glitter.

[AonEne he/him]

The rocks constantly sneezed.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

It was interesting, listening to them sneeze in Italian. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Lecky Twig said:

It was interesting, listening to them sneeze in Italian. 

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Apparently, "sneeze" in Italian is "starnuto," so...

*Starnuto!* one of the rocks, named Larry, sneezed loudly.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

He accidentaly starnutio some glitter up his friend Fred's nose.

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starnutio = sneezed in italian (i think)

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HI DramaQueen, I think this the first time we've met. 

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and thanks for the follow XD. 

 

 

Edited December 30, 2020 by Lecky Twig

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

19 minutes ago, Lecky Twig said:

He accidentaly starnutio some glitter up his friend Fred's nose.

Fred instantly died.

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HI!!! You're welcome. I found the "sneezed in italian" very funny so I followed you.

 

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Causing Larry to cry.

13 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

HI!!! You're welcome. I found the "sneezed in italian" very funny so I followed you.

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yay

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Larry knew Jerry.