The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Who was now going under a pseudonym, AonDii.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That X had an indirect recollection of.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick had never and never would go under a pseudonym, [Redacted], however had had many, of which AonDii was the latest

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And one of the earliest.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Except it was the 13th out of 16, so not really that early

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X marveled at the speed at which [Redacted] went through names.

[NameIess]

This speed was greater than the speed of light.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In a particular substance.

[NameIess]

Known as butter by some.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And NanoMilk to others.

[NameIess]

And others knew it as to others.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A somewhat confusing terminology.

[NameIess]

Which was why the Ghanderflaffles loved it.

[dannnex male]

But that was all irrelevant

[NameIess]

Because plot was not happening.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to an internet bug.

Edited December 22, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Condensation she/her]

Treble gasped. "An internet bug?!"

[NameIess]

The bug was very large, and very evil.

[Condensation she/her]

It also looked like a bunny.

[NameIess]

But it was secretly a spider.

[Condensation she/her]

An internet spider.

[NameIess]

Made of bad memes and regretted posts.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Filled with misunderstanding and hatred.

[NameIess]

The bug rampaged unstopped, its powers unmatched.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except by one thing: