The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They felt lighter on their feet, but heavier in their hearts.

[Condensation she/her]

Which was understandable. Feet are generally lighter than hearts.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Also, the cessation of the upwards acceleration of the empire resulted in less gravity overall.

[Condensation she/her]

So everything should have felt lighter, yet their hearts felt heavier. Perhaps their hearts had grown?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Depression was actually making them more dense.

[NameIess]

Their hearts became so heavy, in fact, that...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ghanderflaffle empire began to FALL.

[Condensation she/her]

It was a fall that the Ghanderflaffle Empire would never financially recover from.

[dannnex male]

Or so they thought. But luckily for them, the Fall of the Ghanderflaffle Empire was sponsored by Geico™️. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Reducing it by 15%.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

As advertised.

[NameIess]

And with their fall, a strange thing happened. Their hearts became light.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As gravity was no longer affecting them at all.

[Condensation she/her]

And their feet lighter. One of them began to skip.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Another tap-danced.

[Condensation she/her]

It was simply so easy, they could not resist!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A competition was hosted.

[Condensation she/her]

To see who could jump the highest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The victor jumped so high that they left the empire behind entirely.

[NameIess]

And the empire rose once again.

[Condensation she/her]

To catch the victor, whose name was Victor.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because he was actually a powerful electromagnet.

[Silva]

Victor did not wish to get caught.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he used a rocket booster.

[NameIess]

And so the Ghanderflaffle used two rocket boosters.