The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

It made perfect sense. So Tywndwle II began to hunt for Emi.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X felt somewhat left out. Which was ridiculous, since he didn't believe in cults.

Edited December 18, 2020 by Ookla the Reserved

[Condensation she/her]

Or rather, he didn't believe in any cult. He believed that cults were a thing, but he didn't believe in any.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X would have been irritated at the godmodding if it hadn't been entirely true.

[NameIess]

Then he did a triple-backflip.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless, that is.

[Condensation she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Reserved said:

X would have been irritated at the godmodding if it hadn't been entirely true.

I thought it deserved clarification.

It was a very good triple-backflip.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The judges gave it submaximal scores, however.

[Condensation she/her]

Because Nameless held improper form.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless was somewhat salty about this.

[Condensation she/her]

By which we mean responsible. He responsibly tried to get another try.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And had mixed success.

[NameIess]

And managed to win, but everyone hated And for it.

[Condensation she/her]

Nameless seethed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He had realized that Nameless was a name.

[Condensation she/her]

So he resolved to hunt down the person who had told him that Nameless was not a name and give them cookies!

[+Doomstick he/him]

And he wasn't TUBA, so who knows what those cookies could contain! They might be... internet cookies *shudders*.

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Rhadamanthine said:

He had realized that Nameless was a name.

Nameless had of course realized that Nameless was a name, a long time ago. Nameless was not actually Nameless's name, but was simply something that people could call him by, so as to avoid confusing them.

[Condensation she/her]

Which was why he was giving the person some delicious cookies.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Yes... "delicious" indeed.

[Condensation she/her]

They weren't even spiked that much!

[NameIess]

They were Christmas cookies, spiked only with sugar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The receiver was suspicious anyways.

[+Doomstick he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Nameless had of course realized that Nameless was a name, a long time ago. Nameless was not actually Nameless's name, but was simply something that people could call him by, so as to avoid confusing them.

Thereby giving him a name

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless suddenly realized that the person he was giving the cookies to... was himself.