The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

She began to hunt them down one by one.

[NameIess]

But then she realized that there were a lot of philanderflaffles.

[Condensation she/her]

So she began to hunt them two by two.

[NameIess]

This doubled her RR, but also doubled her DR.

[Condensation she/her]

So she decided to hunt them three by three to see what it would do.

[NameIess]

Then her DR got too high.

[Condensation she/her]

So she went back to two by two after a brief break.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She decided to take up a pair of knives.

[NameIess]

Made of titanium of course, the Philanderflaffle's only weakness.

[Condensation she/her]

It was easier to kill two people that way. And the titanium kept her from ever breaking them!

[NameIess]

(And it deactivated the Philanderflaffle's powers)

[Condensation she/her]

So they couldn't protect themselves. As she took her revenge, it got harder and harder to find and kill the Philanderflaffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But she got better and better at it, so it cancelled out.

[Condensation she/her]

And eventually she came to the last two Philanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

By this time, they had forgotten what it was that had caused her to hate them. Perhaps she had herself.

[Condensation she/her]

Not even [censored] could remember.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That didn't stop her from finishing. Right on schedule.

[Condensation she/her]

The Philanderflaffles were dead. She had exacted her revenge.

[NameIess]

Her one purpose in life fulfilled, she rejoined her brethren in the Emi cult. Or tried to.

[Condensation she/her]

She was so dark and twisted that she no longer belonged in the Emi is the Best Sharder cult.

[NameIess]

This rejection caused her soul to become even more dark and twisted.

[Condensation she/her]

And she resolved to leave the Emi is the Best Sharder cult alone because she's already killed a lot of people.

[NameIess]

Then she felt it. The source of her problems. Narration. She felt the narrators twisting her, molding her to their will. And she knew her true enemy.

[Condensation she/her]

It was...

[NameIess]

@Ookla the Dragon! Of course, all of her problems came from the cult she had joined! of course!