The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

(but delicious nonetheless)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(the plum was getting closer to the top)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

(and when it finally got there, there would be grave consequences)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(remember what this was a metaphor for)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The plum reached the top!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the Prime Minister of the Ghanderflaffle Empire fell over dead.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

There was a collective gasp all over the empire. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Gasp gained sentience and became the new Ghanderflaffle Prime Minister.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Exactly as planned.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Gasp gained power and soon became unstoppable. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not quite as planned.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Eventually, the Gasp enslaved the people who gave it life.

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The assassinators found this rather disturbing.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And yet fascinating at the same time. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They decided to try once more.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And, well.... the attempt was...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

unbelievable. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Seriously. You wouldn't believe it. 

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It was almost inconceivable!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Almost. He had one thing on his side though, and that was that it actually happened. 

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But no one had predicted it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

No one, that is, but...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

General Grievous. The secret to success was his 74th lightsaber.

Edited December 14, 2020 by Ookla the Steampunked

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Made of Astatine. 

[NameIess]

It was useless.