The Ghostbloods

[+Ark1002]

I'm head of recruitment, and I say we're recruiting

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Very well.

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely support and defend the Ghostbloods and its decrees against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; to forsake all other guilds and clans within the Alleyverse. That I will bear arms on behalf of the Ghostbloods when required by the Council; that I will gather all information, intelligence, and recruitment (when necessary) when required by the Council; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the Council; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Adonalsium.

Signed, Brightness Warrior

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Welcome!

[+Ark1002]

47 minutes ago, Ookla the Meeker said:

Welcome!

Meeker... you're not even a member.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Meeker... you're not even a member.

You are right. I am the member

[+Ark1002]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Meeker said:

You are right. I am the member

No. You're not in the guild....

[Voidus]

Just now, Ark1002 said:

No. You're not in the guild....

You are right. I am the guild.

(Sorry, you opened yourself up for it)

[+Ark1002]

1 minute ago, Voidus said:

You are right. I am the guild.

(Sorry, you opened yourself up for it)

I really hoped no one would say that the moment I posted it...

[Lord Meeker he/him]

3 hours ago, Voidus said:

You are right. I am the guild.

(Sorry, you opened yourself up for it)

Heeeeey that was my line!

[Voidus]

Just now, Lord Meeker said:

Heeeeey that was my line!

Too bad, now I am the Ghostbloods. Saying it makes it canon.

[old man moomba he/him]

No one throw any pineapples at Voidus, we can't have our own organization attacking us.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

*throws pineapple at voidus* Ark says I am not a gb... 

[old man moomba he/him]

HAHA! Now you feel the wrath of the Ghostbloods upon you! You should have never betrayed us!

[Lord Meeker he/him]

I, the Lord Meeker, shall defeat you all single handedly. This is my word and promise. 

[old man moomba he/him]

Even angry Voidus? 

[Voidus]

13 minutes ago, Lord Meeker said:

*throws pineapple at voidus* Ark says I am not a gb... 

Things are about to get serious. Gimme a second while I fetch my infinity gauntlet.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Well give me a minute to combine all the shards 

[old man moomba he/him]

Give me a minute to pop some popcorn and get out of the blast radius.

[Voidus]

51 minutes ago, Lord Meeker said:

Well give me a minute to combine all the shards 

Who do you think broke them apart in the first place?

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Not the infinity gauntlet to be certain.

[I think I am here. he/him]

6 minutes ago, Lord Meeker said:

Not the infinity gauntlet to be certain.

Infinity Gauntlets. As my mama always said, always carry a backup infinity gauntlet if your primary throws a tantrum.

[Voidus]

51 minutes ago, Lord Meeker said:

Not the infinity gauntlet to be certain.

Nah, some other guy still had it when that went down. I just took it as a souvenir.

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Before you start, let me get Brandon and have him make this all canon.

[AonEne he/him]

*steals Dapper's popcorn*

[Jaywalk he/him]

Hello fellow assassins. Can I join the club?

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely support and defend the Ghostbloods and its decrees against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; to forsake all other guilds and clans within the Alleyverse. That I will bear arms on behalf of the Ghostbloods when required by the Council; that I will gather all information, intelligence, and recruitment (when necessary) when required by the Council; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the Council; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Adonalsium.