Quickbronze he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 This thread is a place for all your favorite threats. They can be book references, history references, history book references, something you made up yourself, or anything in between! If it's nerdy and it's a threat, it has a home here. I'll start off: -"I will defenestrate you!" -"Once I'm finished with you, you'll be deader than Rasputin" 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 I'll cut out your heart with a spoon. Before I'm finished with you you'll be begging to be taken to the tower. 1
Modal Seoul he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 "Back away! I have the power of God and anime on my side!" "Listen, Hippo! You may be big, but you ain't bad! The Boulder is going to win this round...by a landslide!" "You will tell me where the woman is, or I will hurt people." 6
Niteshado he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) Your mother was hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Nerf herder Edited March 13, 2018 by Niteshado 1
Delightful Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Cant think of specifics but Im sure Scott Lynch has a whole heap of wonderful threats. 1
I Am Witless she/her Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 Doesn't really constitute as a threat, but..... "Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett "May your genitals sprout wings and fly away." - Terry Pratchett "O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this." - William Shakespeare 5
Ammanas Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 I'm going to come at you like Annatar to the elven ring smiths! You won't even see it coming! 2
Mestiv he/him Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 For some reason I was expecting TREATS not threats in this topic oh well... 1
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