Necessary Eagle she/her Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) As per the discussion in the main Cards Against The Cosmere thread. Submit your suggestions here, and once there's enough of them, someone will hopefully be able to make a deck out of the best ones. If you're not sure if something would make a better black card or white card, write it both ways. The already-existing CATC decks are here and here. Black cards: The secret's out: Adonalsium was shattered because of ____. Rejected command for Nightblood: "Destroy ____." There are some things even 17th Sharders won't speculate about about, and ____ is one of them. At Silverlight University, ____ is a required course. Sazed opened his portfolio, read about the religion that worshiped ____, and decided he'd had enough for the day. White cards: Wayne disguised as a stripper Prank wars at the Steel Ministry Adonalsium Destroying evil Lifeless squirrels Lightsong's wacky after-after-afterlife adventures Speculationspren Retconning Calamity as a Shard Khriss's research notes Yolen Edited September 25, 2017 by Necessary Eagle spelling 3
A Budgie she/her Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Hm... The Wobbinator 4000. Using the Stormlight Archive boxset as a weapon. Hoid's instant noodles. Going on Coppermind Wiki because you couldn't remember someone's hair colour, then spending an hour reading about Realmatic Theory. A coinshot who crashes into birds. Unknown to us all, the real secret behind the Cosmere is _____. 4
Sunbird she/her Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 @A Budgie "Using the Stormlight Archive boxset as a weapon" is my favorite one yet!
A Budgie she/her Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 17 minutes ago, Sunbird said: @A Budgie "Using the Stormlight Archive boxset as a weapon" is my favorite one yet! Thanks!
+Extesian he/him Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Hmm I'll start my own list that I'll add to. I'll spoiler it for adult content Spoiler Questions (Will get back to questions) Answers Endowment Sucking the investiture out of an Iriali's golden hair A Dysian Aimian Dominatrix The exquisite prickliness of Szeth's head-stubble A conga-line of Southern Scadrians Eshonai taking on featherform The Shard of Pity Spiking a mantis shrimp for its ability to see polarized light Hoid's Szechuan noodles Raoden's love child A beggar disguised as Hoid Three chickens, two sky eels and a keg Dalinar in a schoolgirl costume The Rhythm of Confused Arousal A Shardfeather Nazh's sentient sky eel A Ham sandwich ... 3
Calderis he/him Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 One of the less obvious uses of a Hemalurgic spike is ____ Upon Ascension, every new Shard becomes uncomfortably aware of ___ After the Well emptied, ____ was left there, forgotten Spoilered for similar reasons to @Extesian Spoiler A "shard-on" Vibration Fabrials The Shard of Schadenfreude Priapism Kandra body doubles 1
Oversleep Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) This is gonna have two levels of spoilers, just in case Spoiler Black cards: Hoid's secret kink is ____ In a strange turn of events, a particular Snapping involved ____ Tanavast would never admit to being a fan of ____ Returned don’t have children because of ____ Scadrians usually try to convinve themselves that thoughts about ____ are Ruin’s insertion ____ is what attracts spren for Listener form that makes ____ possible After Honor’s death, Cultivation comforted herself with ____ Brandon RAFO’d when asked how long until we get to see ____ "17thShard: We get so caught up on the magical that we forget about the ____" (if @The One Who Connects is OK with this) "____ is not something that would be a common use for Hemalurgy. Let’s just say that." (Brandon Sanderson, March 21st 2017) White cards: Everything changing when the Fjordell Empire attacked Horror Shard driving everyone insane Bloodmakers getting off by living through suicide Hoid orchestrating Shattering to get those Szechuan instant noodles Nine more trilogies Slavery with extra steps -------------------------------------------------------------------------- are you sure you want to peek here? Sexual content warning: Spoiler Black cards: White cards: Vibrating Cryptics Awakening bondage Auto-erotic asphyxiation with cadmium Feruchemy Speedbubble blowjobs Kandra with tentacle fetish Enlargements with Surge of Progression Masturbating to gold shadow Kinkshaming Hemalurgy Extremely well-endowed Returned Soul Forgery roleplay It was longer but the editor bugged and I had to rework a larger part of that from memory. Some things are probably missing and I'll probably never remember them again. Edited August 27, 2017 by Oversleep 3
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted August 28, 2017 Author Posted August 28, 2017 18 hours ago, Oversleep said: This is gonna have two levels of spoilers, just in case Hide contents Black cards: Speedbubble blowjobs Sorry, the original deck already has that one.
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted August 30, 2017 Author Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) The worst part of being tortured on Braize is ____. In retrospect, Awakening ____ might not have been the best idea. This is the way the Cosmere ends/ Not with a bang, but _____. "I'm so stormin' pure I practically belch ____." Bavadin in a wig and Groucho glasses Death rattles Austerism* Two spheres Shipping, like, ALL the Shardholders Lifeguards at the shardpool The Book of Endless Pages Cognitive shadow puppets One's NSFWhand *Is that spelled right? Edited August 31, 2017 by Necessary Eagle
thegatorgirl00 she/her Posted September 8, 2017 Posted September 8, 2017 Hope it's not too late to add a few of my own, @Necessary Eagle. Black: Went to the Coppermind to research _, ended up reading about _ The Recreance occurred because the Knights Radiant discovered _ It turns out Shades can also be destroyed using _. The Evil on Threnody is actually just _. The newest Aviar discovered has the power to show you _. At a recent signing, Brandon RAFO'd questions about _. White Shadolin Shaladin ship wars Parshendi mateform the number 16 1
Sunbird she/her Posted September 8, 2017 Posted September 8, 2017 3 hours ago, thegatorgirl00 said: Shadolin Shaladin ship wars Parshendi mateform These are fantastic. XD
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 On 9/7/2017 at 11:22 PM, thegatorgirl00 said: Hope it's not too late to add a few of my own, @Necessary Eagle. As far as I know, no one's made a deck yet. No idea how many cards need to proposed first. I suppose it depends if you're using everything posted, or picking and choosing among the best.
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) "I am the one thing you can never kill. I am _____." Faking sex with the God-King A Girl Named William Innuendos about Endowment Aluminum EDIT: I thought it was no open spoilers outside of spoiler boards? Then what's the purpose of spoiler tags? Edited September 17, 2017 by Necessary Eagle Sorry, no OB spoilers outside OB board
Jondesu he/him Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 On 9/21/2017 at 1:23 PM, Silverblade5 said: 50 shades of Wayne 50 Shades of Threnody 2
Silverblade5 he/him Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) NSFW warning So this is what I've put in the deck so far Black: Spoiler _ is _ favorite kink. _ fantasizes about _ Going on Coppermind Wiki because you couldn't remember _, then spending an hour reading about _. I am the one thing you can never kill. I am _. At a recent signing, Brandon RAFO'd questions about _. The newest Aviar discovered has the power to show you _. The Evil on Threnody is actually just _. It turns out Shades can also be destroyed using _. The Recreance occurred because the Knights Radiant discovered _. Went to the Coppermind to research _, ended up reading about _. I'm so stormin' pure I practically belch _. In retrospect, Awakening _ might not have been the best idea. The worst part of being tortured on Braize is _. _ is not something that would be a common use for Hemalurgy. Let’s just say that. "17thShard: We get so caught up on the _ that we forget about the _. Brandon RAFO’d when asked how long until we get to see _. After Honor’s death, Cultivation comforted herself with _. _ is what attracts spren for Listener form that makes _ possible. _ is the form MeLaan to to make Wayne happy. Scadrians usually try to convinve themselves that thoughts about _ are Ruin’s insertion. Returned don’t have children because of _. Tanavast would never admit to being a fan of _. In a strange turn of events, a particular Snapping involved _. Hoid's secret kink is _. Upon Ascension, every new Shard becomes uncomfortably aware of _. One of the less obvious uses of a Hemalurgic spike is _. Unknown to us all, the real secret behind the Cosmere is _. Sazed opened his portfolio, read about the religion that worshiped _ and decided he'd had enough for the day. At Silverlight University, _ is a required course. There are some things even 17th Sharders won't speculate about about, and _ is one of them. Rejected command for Nightblood: "Destroy _". The secret's out: Adonalsium was shattered because of _. White: Spoiler a shard-condom aluminum faking sex with the God-King the number 16 parshendi mateform shadolin Shaladin ship wars one's NSFWhand cognitive shadow puppets the Book of Endless Pages lifeguards at the shardpool shipping, like, ALL the Shardholders two spheres austerism* death rattles bavadin in a wig and Groucho glasses innuendos about Endowment vibrating Cryptics soul Forgery roleplay masturbating to gold shadow enlargements with Surge of Progression kandra with tentacle fetish speedbubble blowjobs auto-erotic asphyxiation with cadmium Feruchemy awakening bondage kinkshaming Hemalurgy slavery with extra steps nine more trilogies hoid orchestrating Shattering to get those Szechuan instant noodles bloodmakers getting off by living through suicide horror Shard driving everyone insane everything changing when the Fjordell Empire attacked extremely well-endowed Returned kandra body doubles priapism the Shard of Schadenfreude vibration Fabrials a "shard-on" endowment a Ham sandwich a Shardfeather the Rhythm of Confused Arousal dalinar in a schoolgirl costume three chickens, two sky eels and a keg a beggar disguised as Hoid raoden's love child hoid's Szechuan noodles spiking a mantis shrimp for its ability to see polarized light the Shard of Pity eshonai taking on featherform a conga-line of Southern Scadrians the exquisite prickliness of Szeth's head-stubble a Dysian Aimian Dominatrix sucking the investiture out of an Iriali's golden hair nazh's sentient sky eel spren "servicing" their radient spren orgies a coinshot who crashes into birds hoid's instant noodles using the Stormlight Archive boxset as a weapon the Wobbinator 4000 yolen khriss's research notes wayne disguised as a stripper speculationspren lightsong's wacky after-after-afterlife adventures lifeless squirrels destroying evil adonalsium prank wars at the Steel Ministry retconning Calamity as a Shard Edited October 16, 2017 by Silverblade5 1
thegatorgirl00 she/her Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 20 hours ago, Silverblade5 said: Going on Coppermind Wiki because you couldn't remember _, then spending an hour reading about _. 20 hours ago, Silverblade5 said: Went to the Coppermind to research _, ended up reading about _. These two are very similar. I would suggest removing one of them.
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