Serce Forts Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 Lately I've been bugging @Lightning about his favorite theories and questions to ask. I finally got something out of him. One of the best theories ever (all credit to Lightning): When Hoid and Nightblood meet they will merge into one, becoming... HOIDBLOOD! Hoidblood will ask eagerly "Would you like to destroy some sticks today?" What d'ya think? 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 No, No DESTROY STICKS!!! is more like it.
Weltall Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 (edited) Given that Hoid has extreme difficulty harming people (if it's not completely impossible, but there seems to be a bit of wiggle room there) I'm not sure whether him coming into contact with Nightblood would just make him violently ill and thus pass Vasher's 'Nightblood Test' or whether the two would merge into the second-awesomest thing in the Cosmere after Stick. And then the resulting contrast between Hoid's 'no harming' thing and Nightblood's drive to Destroy Evil would result in the Cosmere dividing by zero. Either way, I think this is an experiment that needs to be done. For Scholarship! Edited July 31, 2017 by Weltall 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 Forget scholarship we have found the one weapon that can defeat Odium completely and utterly the witty weapon with Warbreaking wisdom. 1
Brightlord M. Alhstrom he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Oh boy, please no! Those two are awesome enough on their own. Combine them and people will never pay attention to anyone else. They'll just cry out for more Hoidblood scenes. 1
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 I predict that the intents of Hoid + Nightblood = "Troll Evil" 2
Weltall Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 (edited) Both of those are surely the best Commands ever. Now why can't we Awaken the entire internet and command it to do those? Edited August 1, 2017 by Weltall
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 (edited) "Touches blade. breaths out."Destroy Trolls!! Edited August 1, 2017 by Nathrangking
Calderis he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Nathrangking said: My life to yours my breath become yours. Destroy Trolls!! If you give away all your breath with the first command, the second one isn't going to work
Calderis he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: There we are a fixed process. Alright then. Now I feel the need to advise caution with your future posts. Your creation has no concept of "trolls," so in the wrong hands... You've placed the internet in grave danger. 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 There would be worse things than trusting the magic to determine the definition of a troll.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 24 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: "Touches blade. breaths out."Destroy Trolls!! But isn't Hoid a troll?
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Who better than a troll to destroy trolls?
dashardie Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 Well, a Troll is a Troll. And a toll is a toll. So if we don't kill them Trolls, then we don't get those tolls...
Calderis he/him Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 1 minute ago, dashardie said: Well, a Troll is a Troll. And a toll is a toll. So if we don't kill them Trolls, then we don't get those tolls... Then we won't meet our goals of training the moles to mine all our coal?
dashardie Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Calderis said: Then we won't meet our goals of training the moles to mine all our coal? Nope, no coal mole to keep your goal, but a fine mine so we can dine ... ... This has gone way past my initial Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference... Edited August 2, 2017 by dashardie clarify initial post
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 We dine for a dime and exact the toll to meet the soul of our goal.
Calderis he/him Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, dashardie said: Nope, no coal mole to keep your goal, but a fine mine so we can dine A fine mine in which we dine... An ideal place to meet the the needs of ghouls and ghasts and beasts of greed, and other monsters that when freed, will draw in all the Trolls to feed. So now we feed the Trolls.
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 And then slay them with hoidblood in hand and fulfill the internet's sole demand.
dashardie Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 So we come full circle, and with Trolls destroyed, and hoidblood in existence, the internet implodes...
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted August 2, 2017 Posted August 2, 2017 Hoidblood narratives would be the best.
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