I never made one of these.

[Calderis he/him]

So I realized I never made one of these introduction threads.

I'm 35. Have a 4 year old son, and a 14 year old step daughter who lives with her dad. 

I started reading Sanderson in the summer of 2007.

You're probably all annoyed with how much I post already. 

No I won't eat the cookies. 

I love you guys. This is the best site on the internet. 

I'm done wasting your time here. End thread. 

[StrikerEZ he/him]

ᴤo I ʁөɐꞁ!zөq I uө٨өʁ wɐqө ouө oʈ ʇµөƨө !uʇʁoq∩ⅽʇ!ou ʇµʁөɐqƨ.

I'w 35. Hɐ٨ө ɐ 4 ʎөɐʁ oꞁq ƨou, ɐuq ɐ 14 ʎөɐʁ oꞁq ƨʇөb qɐ∩ɓµʇөʁ ʍµo ꞁ!٨өƨ ʍ!ʇµ µөʁ qɐq. 

I ƨʇɐʁʇөq ʁөɐq!uɓ ᴤɐuqөʁƨou !u ʇµө ƨ∩wwөʁ oʈ 2007.

⅄o∩'ʁө bʁopɐpꞁʎ ɐꞁꞁ ɐuuoʎөq ʍ!ʇµ µoʍ w∩ⅽµ I boƨʇ ɐꞁʁөɐqʎ. 

No I ʍou'ʇ өɐʇ ʇµө ⅽooʞ!өƨ. 

I ꞁo٨ө ʎo∩ ɓ∩ʎƨ. ⊥µ!ƨ !ƨ ʇµө pөƨʇ ƨ!ʇө ou ʇµө !uʇөʁuөʇ. 

I'w qouө ʍɐƨʇ!uɓ ʎo∩ʁ ʇ!wө µөʁө. Euq ʇµʁөɐq. 

[+Extesian he/him]

Welcome to the Shard @Calderis! Have a cookie. 

[Calderis he/him]

Just now, Extesian said:

Welcome to the Shard @Calderis! Have a cookie. 

I feel so new and special. Thank you. 

[Megasif he/him]

Welco- Oh hi there...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@StrikerEZ Why did you take @Calderis post, put it upsidedown, and backwards, and disorient it so much? Also, how? 

Also, have some pie. Rock made it.

Edited June 30, 2017 by Tesh Kholin

[StrikerEZ he/him]

9 hours ago, Tesh Kholin said:

@StrikerEZ Why did you take @Calderis post, put it upsidedown, and backwards, and disorient it so much? Also, how? 

Also, have some pie. Rock made it.

I did it because I wanted to. 

And that's a secret. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@StrikerEZ Dangit. Though I may have an idea on how to do it...

Nope. Never mind.