Cosmere Limericks

[Calderis he/him]

Caught in the grips of his crippling debt, 

Gaz was bitterly hostile when met, 

He turned to desertion, 

Shallan sparked conversion, 

But I haven't forgiven him yet. 

[ryshadium90]

These are awesome!

Young Adolin fought for his father

And carried the chain of his mother

But the day he forgot it

Was when he couldn't just sub-mit

His error almost lost his brother

(Eh, not so awesome, but it'll do.)

Edited August 20, 2017 by ryshadium90

[Nathrangking he/him]

Shards everyone sought,

Mostly it was all for naught.

Against a radiant they are useless.

They might as well be museless

With danger such battles are fraught. 

[Calderis he/him]

In this thread we endeavor to rhyme, 

Of characters and myst'ries sublime, 

The quality varies, 

And line length is nary

Considered, but the rep flows like wine. 

Edited August 22, 2017 by Calderis

[Nathrangking he/him]

There once was a herald named Nale 

to whom any appeal was to no avail

He sought to stop desolation 

he killed people of all nations

His complexion was in no way pale.

Edited August 22, 2017 by Nathrangking

[dashardie]

A plan to kill Lift, what a fail

Darkness, the Herald named Nale

He's not going to go far,

'Cause in Soviet Roshar,

The head hits you on the nail

 

[ryshadium90]

A hungry Edgedancer's vine

Could really do nothing but whine

He had once gardened chairs

Awesomeness he now bears

A cobbler had been his first time to shine

[Calderis he/him]

The Oathbringer samples have started, 

And we sift through the knowledge imparted, 

We cheer, scream, and chatter, 

And pick apart matters, 

The veil is ever so slightly parted. 

[ryshadium90]

35 minutes ago, Calderis said:

The Oathbringer samples have started, 

@Calderis you wonderful person

My day you did not worsen

The reminder that today

The twenty-second, hurray!

Now my feels will need some nursen'

 

Literally forgot about it was today until I read this.

Edited August 22, 2017 by ryshadium90

[Calderis he/him]

@ryshadium90 happy to spread the word. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

The prologue was great

ignoring it equals hate

Many questions were raised

it is a veritable blaze

it awesomeness must be fate.

[ryshadium90]

For that Oathbringer prologue

Spoiler

All the questions, all the whys

Towards the listener Esohonai

But to Gavilar as well

His plan he would sell

Had an assassin the Five did not rise

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

There once was a drifter,

who was nuts even without a snifter

he professed to have wit

many egos took a hit 

he is a worldhopping heavy lifter.

[Steeldancer he/him]

I once read a really long novel. 

It's genius made me sit and marvel. 

But now as I read it

I try to ignore wit

As I try to find Chana at all. 

[Calderis he/him]

9 minutes ago, Flash said:

I once read a really long novel. 

It's genius made me sit and marvel. 

But now as I read it

I try to ignore wit

As I try to find Chana at all. 

That's awesome. 

[StormyQueen she/her]

The dodging of spoilers begins,

And the others will indeed grin.

While my workload may call out,

My curiosity stays throughout,

So my feelings shall be jealous herein

 

(For all of us not reading the chapters)

[Calderis he/him]

I cannot understand the reason, 

To abstain from Oathbringer season, 

With chapters in order, 

And well defined borders, 

It's a weekly dose of mind pleasin'

[Calderis he/him]

The Radiants made a decision, 

Resulting in long term derision, 

Orders gathered and then, 

They all murdered their Spren, 

What caused this infamous excision? 

[Calderis he/him]

In battle there is luck and there's skill, 

And with shards there is little blood spilled, 

You seek out a fighter, 

To make the world brighter, 

For nothing can compare to the Thrill. 

[ryshadium90]

"I wanted to be a surgeon," he said

Then over his hands she bled

He forsook the needle

For a spear he did wheedle

Still to save, an army he lead

 

[Calderis he/him]

With distance their influence will fade, 

But when near it envelopes like shade, 

Bloodthirsty, slaughtering Thrill, 

Rattles surface when killed, 

Seek the Oaths to defend from Unmade. 

[ryshadium90]

Deep in the chasms where all the vines hang

A creature is prowling, intent on its game

With mandibles snapping

The men ahead laughing

This beast, this band could tame

[Nathrangking he/him]

There once was a single power

whose shattering led to one who is dour

destruction he wreaks

reality he tweaks

the chaos started at the tower.

[ryshadium90]

Oathbringer 1-3 chapter

Spoiler

There once were the chapters one through three

They enticed us all to read, you see

But the murder is known

Lopen's arm is regrown

But a "squire" not a Radiant is he

 

[FiveLate]

There once was a squire named Lopen

He had but one arm, yet was copin

Then Kaladin said words

And us 17th shard nerds

Saw him grown a new arm and gropin

Edited August 31, 2017 by FiveLate