Cosmere Limericks

[+Extesian he/him]

4 minutes ago, Calderis said:

You're a corrupting influence @Extesian

 

In the beginning was One, 

Who knew all, but experienced none, 

One split into many, 

To experience any, 

And all 'fore returning to One. 

DESTROY. EVIL.

Roshar was not their first world. 

Yellow eyes and hair oh so gold.

Iriali move through

Worlds invested, for truly

All One, they'll return to the fold.

 

[Calderis he/him]

Just now, Extesian said:

DESTROY. EVIL.

Roshar was not their first world. 

Yellow eyes and hair oh so gold.

Iriali move through

Worlds invested, for truly

All One, they'll return to the fold.

 

They are now living in the fourth land, 

They've forgotten the way they began, 

But some keep faith still,

And press on with a will, 

Towards the attainment of the seventh land. 

 

Night Sharders, see you in the morning. 

 

[Calderis he/him]

An impatient mind can be tender, 

To pains caused when we remember, 

Despite all our guesses, 

Theories and messes, 

It's such a long wait to Oathvember. 

 

Sorry, I'm bored. 

[Jonathon]

7 minutes ago, Calderis said:

An impatient mind can be tender, 

To pains caused when we remember, 

Despite all our guesses, 

Theories and messes, 

It's such a long wait to Oathvember. 

 

Sorry, I'm bored. 

Never apologize for poetry  

 

We have a long wait 'fore Oathvember

And that causes pain to each member

We need it right now

To read and say wow!

We need a book we will forever remember 

[Farnsworth]

Threnody isn't much fun

If you anger a shade you are done

Nazh ran off with Khriss

And now watches in bliss

While she threatens Kelseir with a gun

[Calderis he/him]

1 minute ago, Figberts said:

Threnody isn't much fun

If you anger a shade you are done

Nazh ran off with Khriss

And now watches in bliss

While she threatens Kelseir with a gun

Oooh, I haven't done one about Khriss. 

 

Although she can't get back again, 

Khristalia is free from Taldain, 

So she catalogs magic, 

Amidst happenings tragic, 

The Cosmere is hers to explain. 

[1stBondsmith he/him]

We thought we had Adolin beat.

Add Renarin's Shards? This will be sweet!

Who's this slave they all cheer?

What's he doing in here?

Now he's cracked my breastplate with his feet!

 

Edited July 20, 2017 by 1stBondsmith
grammar

[Jonathon]

A new theory was posted by Extesian

He tried to defend it with reason

He sourced and he quoted

Our minds he exploded

We'll see if he's right come next season

[Calderis he/him]

4 minutes ago, Jonathon said:

A new theory was posted by Extesian

He tried to defend it with reason

He sourced and he quoted

Our minds he exploded

We'll see if he's right come next season

I can't even... 

[Jonathon]

12 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I can't even... 

Calderis says that he can't even

Apparently he isn't believin'

That my last post was sent 

And what it truly meant 

I was commenting on a post by Extesian

[Calderis he/him]

Siri was sent to Court of the God's, 

In place of Vivenna, against all odds, 

First the God King seemed grim, 

But she came to love him, 

And her Queenship was more than mere fraud

 

Vivenna gave chase to Hallandren, 

And saw Idrians who there were abandoned, 

Learned of Breaths high and lows, 

And bore witness to blows, 

Beyond anything she had imagined 

 

So their journey had come to a head, 

With both Gods and a scholar left dead, 

With her love Siri Reigned, 

While Vivenna remained, 

With Vasher, for stories yet read. 

Edited July 24, 2017 by Calderis

[teknopathetic he/him]

There once was a forger named Shai,
Who sat in her cellblock all day.
As she looked at the stone,
a king drooled at his throne,
Did he lived, no one would say.

 

Edited July 24, 2017 by teknopathetic

[teknopathetic he/him]

I was once in The Forests of Hell,
And to me, the place sure was swell,
Not a stab or a scrape,
Nore a murder or rape,
Went unpunished by Shades that soon fell. 
 

Edited July 24, 2017 by teknopathetic

[Calderis he/him]

Jasnah escaped from the ship, 

And healed by draining her chips, 

She learned from the Spren, 

Then came back again, 

To find out she had wasted the trip. 

[Varenus]

Sazed was the wisest of sages

With Tindwyl he read many pages

but when the time came to lead

He couldn't  believe 

He was the Hero of Ages

 

[Calderis he/him]

A dangerous Thaylen named Mraize,

Has a trophy case worthy of praise, 

He'll handle all tasks, 

For Iyatil, his babsk, 

Even if she sends him to Braize. 

[Jonathon]

Renarin's the source of much speculation

But all he wants is to be one who fits in

Is Glys friend or foe?

Will he fight toe to toe?

When oathbringer comes we'll have a celebration 

 

People wonder if Adolin's a traitor

They question the morals of his behavior

But soon we will know

The next book will show

Is he evil, or everyone's savior?

 

Members rallied for Aether of Night

Behold the numbers, they're quite a sight

But then many did leave

Left the sharders to grieve 

But a few won't back down from the fight 

 

From the shard I took a long break

But that break was really quite fake

I lurked here and there

Read some posts everywhere

Now I'm back, knowing all that's at stake

[Nathrangking he/him]

There once was a herald named Nale 

Whose mission was an epic fail.

He reformed and came back to the light

and now Odium is in for a fight.

For an old guy this herald is hale.

Edited August 9, 2017 by Nathrangking

[StormyQueen she/her]

There once was a man named Hoid

And of stories he was never devoid.

He went to a city

Where he was very witty,

But ultimately remained unemployed. 

 

There  was a woman who made Vin tick

and even gave quite a good kick.

Though Vin was not a real knight,

She put up a very good fight.

Twas quite the homicidal hat trick.

[Nathrangking he/him]

There once was a beggar from Sel

Whose story none could really tell

He saved the day 

In many a way

and his disguises never fell

[Calderis he/him]

Elantris once failed Dilaf's wife, 

And this shortfall took over his life, 

He leads the Dahkor, 

To enact Wyrn's war, 

Arelon will be consumed by his strife. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Five scholars did start a war,

and became the stuff of lore.

A kingdom split by strife,

caused one to dedicate his life,

to repent his life forevermore.

[Calderis he/him]

For reasons yet known they were gathered,

To change the Cosmere in all ways that mattered, 

Sixteen with one goal, 

They sundered the whole, 

They left Adonalsium Shattered.

[StormyQueen she/her]

Elend sat with a book on his knee

While Vin was but an attendee.

She let out a sigh

But he did not reply,

So asked how many books can there be.

[Calderis he/him]

A Malawish man became rapt, 

With a woman who had found him trapped, 

He aided her task, 

And then gave her his mask, 

For Marasi, Allik will adapt. 

 

Goodnight.