+Croaker's Apprentice he/him Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Now that we are in the run-up to the 'Holiday Season' how about this - Miracle on 34th Street (1994) - Spoiler A lawyer gives money to a Judge to change his verdict; then Santa Claus makes his wife pregnant. 1
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted December 10, 2018 Posted December 10, 2018 Just finished Ender's Game today: Spoiler The moral of this fable teaches children how a failure to communicate can lead to near extinction. 7
Pagliacci he/him Posted December 11, 2018 Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) Shadows of Self Spoiler The Dark Knight but the Joker is secretly Martha Edited December 11, 2018 by Pagliacci 13
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 Magic School Bus: Spoiler An erratic elementary school teacher "forgets" to get signed parental consent forms for dangerous field trips. 7
Pagliacci he/him Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 Westworld (the show) Spoiler Christof doesn't know he's in the Truman Show. Alternate summary Spoiler The Man in Black ran across the desert and the hosts followed.
goody153 Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 Roadside Picnic by by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky Spoiler People go insane over junk left by aliens
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 (edited) Treasure Planet: Spoiler In a Roshar of the distant future, Navani's creations enables Kelsier to finally unlock the secret location of Yolen and its priceless hoard of Dragonsteel. What he doesn't know is that the galley cook (who can't bring himself to harm the lad) is actually Hoid in disguise come to claim the loot of a thousand worlds. Edited December 28, 2018 by Crucible of Shards Forgot to add spoiler 10
Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 The Falling Kingdoms Series Spoiler Everyone is in love with everybody, even when it doesn't make sense. Meanwhile, the world is falling apart because someone lost the magic Avatar rocks.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 Mistborn(Final Empire): Spoiler A teenage girl with a dysfunctional family is taught how to fly by her self-employed father figure. Or Spoiler Female Superman who gets powers by eating the Kryptonite. 5
goody153 Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep Spoiler A bounty hunter kills a bunch of people who just wanted to live in order to buy an authentic animal and please his wife. 1
Zurvanight he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) The Legend of Heroes Trails of Cold Steel: Spoiler Class of pseudo-German school kids and god-tier drunk teacher, led by edgy katana wielding teen with magical hair color changing powers that activate by being MAD fight against masked man and his gimp patrol with war mechs and the power of teamwork Final Fantasy XIV: Spoiler Unassuming local hero becomes god slayer and fights against forces of darkness by spamming dancing emotes in the middle of town When the Seagulls Cry (Umineko): Spoiler Japanese family with ridiculous Western names fight over dead man's inheritance and die over and over again due to magical hijinks that main character refuses to believe is real Otherland: Spoiler Egomaniacal Billionaire builds super realistic virtual reality where he plans to become a god, accidentally creates an operating system that kills children and gets infilitrated by a group of heroes that include a South African woman, a dude in a monkey body, a robot, a fake british vampire, a blind woman, an angry german doctor, a basically dead kid, and his gender swapped sorta girlfriend Edited January 22, 2019 by Zurvanite Forgot spoiler tags 1
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 Mystery Science Theater: Spoiler A group of friends inject rational perspective into unreality, proving how bizarre the real world actually is. 3
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Xenoblade Chronicles: Spoiler A teenage boy gets a magic sword and sets out to get revenge for his girlfriend’s death, joining with: his buff best friend, a woman with a gun and skimpy clothes, the crippled yet surprisingly buff brother of his girlfriend, a princess with wings on her head, and a talking potato, to fight a robot, another robot, a robot army, a big robot, a reanimated corpse robot, and some more robots. Oh, and there’s a dragon too. Or Spoiler A teenage boy sees the future and gets real good at screaming. Edited January 23, 2019 by Jaywalk 1
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 The Way of Kings Spoiler A MD finally gets his field experience he always wanted, a biologist learns the wonders of the indoors, and Roshar's top VR player shows off the wonders of long-term investiture investing. Meanwhile, our VR player had some fun with a crab, MD also started lifting, and our Biologist had a nice time with bread and jam on break. Words of Radiance Spoiler MD goes corporate and becomes part of VR player's retinue because of a hostile takeover (see investiture investments), VR Player investment's returns have now equaled the principal, Crab people also have fun with the weather. Oathbringer Spoiler MD tries to help the people, getting involved with multiple groups to try to improve his resume, the Biologist experiments with the effects of sugars with attached oxide groups, and VR player becomes a dev, also Top VR player's investment's returns really start to come in at fantastic rates (>5*Principal) 10
+Croaker's Apprentice he/him Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 Dragonsbane, by Barbara Hambly - Spoiler Morkeleb & Mindy
Reckless Reader Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 Assassination Classroom (an anime that I have seen 1.5 episodes of) Spoiler An octopus blows up half the moon and then teaches middle school kids how to kill him. 1
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 Revenge of the Sith: Spoiler Self fulfilling prophesy is a self fulfilling prophesy. 3
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 No idea how good I'll be at this, but here we go! Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Original): Spoiler This one guy, or sometimes this other guy, make imaginary friends and watch great movies together.
Bookish Ocelot she/her Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 Illuminae Spoiler A boy and a girl fall in love while 600 km apart and have raunchy conversations but really one of them is a mentally unstable AI
AonEne he/him Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) RWBY - Forever Fall (the song) Spoiler True love, but more crying. RWBY - Cold (the song) Spoiler Lots more crying. RWBY - Boop (the song) Spoiler True love, and only a little crying! Meh, these are bad, but whatever. Edited March 29, 2019 by AonEne Why the storms did I actually get upvotes for these? 2
Jude he/him Posted March 28, 2019 Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) Way of Kings Spoiler - slave, brother of the dead king, and crazy redhead meet in a war camp fighting crab men. Words of Radiance Spoiler - humans fighting rock head dudes on stormy land, try to get to crab head capital they end up in a tower. Oathbringer Spoiler - the main protagonists bring back the nazis Radiants to save Roshar from evil kinda not evil red-eyed flying crabs. Edited March 29, 2019 by Jude 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Jude said: Way of Kings Hide contents - slave, brother of the dead king, and crazy redhead meet in a war camp fighting crab men. Words of Radiants Hide contents - humans fighting rock head dudes on stormy land, try to get to crab head capital they end up in a tower. Oathbringer Hide contents - the main protagonists bring back the nazis Radiants to save Roshar from evil kinda not evil red-eyed flying crabs. Mind if I roast this if so: previous post: Spoiler A failed attempt to spell radiance. If not, ignore the above spoiler 1
Jude he/him Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 8 hours ago, AonDii said: Mind if I roast this if so: previous post: Hide contents A failed attempt to spell radiance. If not, ignore the above spoiler Not a failed attempt an auto correct which my sleepy head didn't notice.
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Jude said: Not a failed attempt an auto correct which my sleepy head didn't notice. Totally
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