Nathrangking he/him Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Warbreaker Spoiler ancient powerful founder of an empire talks to a sword and feels attracted to a heretic who does not believe in him.
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 The Final Empire Spoiler A creature of instinct is trained by a creature of vengeance to take down a creature of dominance. The Well of Ascension Spoiler Saving the world turns out to be a bad idea when there's miscommunication between a mute God and a conflicted scholar. The Hero of Ages Spoiler A couple's quest to save the world through conquest ends up getting both of them killed. 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Crucible of Shards said: The Final Empire Reveal hidden contents A creature of instinct is trained by a creature of vengeance to take down a creature of dominance. The Well of Ascension Reveal hidden contents Saving the world turns out to be a bad idea when there's miscommunication between a mute God and a conflicted scholar. The Hero of Ages Reveal hidden contents A couple's quest to save the world through conquest ends up getting both of them killed. Or... Spoiler An orphan is taken in by a con man and accidentally uses the power of a greater god to kill a lesser god. Spoiler An imprisoned evil god convinces said orphan that the only way to save the world is to open the door to his prison. Spoiler Said orphan becomes a kamakaze deity
Taliax none (name only) Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 @Tesh - the Elantris one and depressed Kaladin ones are great XD New Spring: Spoiler Two girls with magic powers go to banks and shop for dresses. Later one of them throws a man in a lake, they grumble at each other, and then he's stuck with her for life. 1
Popular Post +Extesian he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Popular Post Posted August 22, 2017 The Silmarillion Spoiler Someone plays the wrong note in a symphony. The world sucks for 4000 years. 20
Tesh Any pronouns Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 28 minutes ago, Taliax said: @Tesh - the Elantris one and depressed Kaladin ones are great XD New Spring: Reveal hidden contents Two girls with magic powers go to banks and shop for dresses. Later one of them throws a man in a lake, they grumble at each other, and then he's stuck with her for life. Thanks.
Calderis he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, Extesian said: The Silmarillion Hide contents Someone plays the wrong note in a symphony. The world sucks for 4000 years. Beautiful, sir. Just beautiful.
Erandeni he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) Spiderman Homecoming Spoiler A very rich man gives expensive presents to an underage boy and ask him to wear tight clothes. Edited August 22, 2017 by Idealistic 5
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 Firstborn Spoiler A perpetual failure realizes the only way to win is to make himself lose. Centrifugal Spoiler A family literally goes into debt for Seppuku.
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 AoL Spoiler A rich dude and a Kleptomaniac chase after an amoral immortal good guy turned bad guy.
Shqueeves Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 AoL Spoiler Batman vs Blissy with unlimited full restores 5
Taliax none (name only) Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Shqueeves said: AoL Hide contents Batman vs Blissy with unlimited full restores This makes me hate Miles on a whole new level
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 SoS Spoiler When ex's made of jello attack. 1
Draginon he/him Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Got an alternate for: Final Fantasy 3 Spoiler Four orphans go on to kill a cloud that looks like a naked woman Final Fantasy 6 Spoiler The most epic opera ever!!!
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Elantris Spoiler A tale of two seriously messed up cities. 3
Calderis he/him Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 Boredom time. Elantris Spoiler Zombies try to live again by poking holes in the air. Mistborn Era 1 Spoiler A teenage girl loses her mentor, falls in love, becomes a God and trashes everything. Mistborn Era 2 Spoiler God is a manipulative jerk who messes with people's love lives SA Spoiler Everyone is either in a secret group, or gets powers. Everyone. 8
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 23, 2017 Posted August 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Calderis said: Boredom time. Elantris Hide contents Zombies try to live again by poking holes in the air. Mistborn Era 1 Hide contents A teenage girl loses her mentor, falls in love, becomes a God and trashes everything. Mistborn Era 2 Hide contents God is a manipulative jerk who messes with people's love lives SA Hide contents Everyone is either in a secret group, or gets powers. Everyone. Eat your heart out amazon these are the real plot descriptions!!
Sunbird she/her Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 @Calderis "Poking holes in the air" made me laugh SO HARD.
Did Someone Say Kill Evil? Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 (edited) On 18/08/2017 at 11:34 AM, Flash said: The SE side is more like Hide contents People get their entertainment politely killing each other. All the time. You have earned your title Also!!! Shallan Hide contents A young woman makes friends with a figment of humanity's collective imagination, which isn't well liked with other figments of humanity's collective imagination, to gain the magical power to argue with sticks on why they should be fire. Oh and she can glow too. Welcome to Nightvale Hide contents Everything is a conspiracy, it's obviously created by the government secret society missile site in the canyons. No Steve Carlsburg, the secret underground missile site is under the mine, obviously Hide contents A very, very, very long inside joke that makes outsiders question the listeners sanity Hide contents ALL HAIL THE GLOWCLOUD Edited August 24, 2017 by Did Someone Say Kill Evil? 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 Jasnah Spoiler Middle aged heretic receives powers from a long dead divinity.
Asrael he/him Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 WoK: A one armed man overcomes his handicap and the adversities of life threatening slave labor through his positive attitude 10
Kairos Posted August 28, 2017 Posted August 28, 2017 On 07/06/2017 at 11:27 PM, A Budgie said: Alcatraz vs the evil librarians: Hide contents Boy has a talent for breaking things and his grandfather who swears in author's names defeat a bunch of librarians with glasses. Worst bit is, I didn't need to make any of that weirder than it already is... 2001: A space Odessy Hide contents Dude looks at big rock on moon for a while, while another guy goes on a trip and kills his computer. Also, aliens did some cool stuff. Every single Poirot ever: Hide contents Guy with fabulous moustaches spends entire book admiring them and being kinda full of himself and sitting in his chair. Oh, and he figures out who did it. Every single Miss Marple: Hide contents Old lady talkss her past and knits a scarf. Also, she knows who did the murder. Arcanum Unbounded: Hide contents Woman fangirls over magic systems inbetween short stories, but somehow forgot an entire planet. Mistborn: Secret History: Hide contents Guy who was dead is not dead anymore. Perfect State: Hide contents A guy's date goes wrong when the woman he's with turns out to be from another world. Legion: Hide contents The voices in a guy's head are smarter than he is. Firstborn: Hide contents Guy spends book wishing he could be as good as himself. Worm: Hide contents Girl fights people with bugs because aliens give people powers. Night Watch (Terry Pratchett): Hide contents Guy travels back in time so he can talk about hardboiled eggs. The Golden Compass: Reveal hidden contents Girl uses compass incorrectly, then fights a bear. The Little Prince: Reveal hidden contents Boy talks to random stranger and causes lots of people to cry. Okay, I think that's enough for now. The Poirot one... so true. But you missed Tommy and Tuppence: [spoiler/] A guy and a girl constantly find government conspiracies, then talk vaguely until something happens that solves a mystery. [/spoiler]
Penumbra Posted August 28, 2017 Posted August 28, 2017 The Emperor's Soul: Spoiler A skilled artist get's headhunted for a job and performs it well, then collects a payment bonus on her last day of work. 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 28, 2017 Posted August 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Penumbra said: The Emperor's Soul: Reveal hidden contents A skilled artist get's headhunted for a job and performs it well, then collects a payment bonus on her last day of work. Alternatively Emperor's Soul Spoiler Con artist arrested and forced to do forgery. Forgery puts original to shame. And then thief escapes with forgeries. 3
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted August 28, 2017 Posted August 28, 2017 Shadows for Silence (alternatively) Spoiler Arsenic and Old Lace without the humor. Warbreaker Spoiler (In reference to one of Brandon's BYU writing lectures): Sex sex sex sex sex! Now that we have that out of the way, let me tell you about zombie gods, murder jokes, Rapunzel's hair, and a talking sword. Shadows of Self Spoiler So I Married Dated An Ax Murderer Immortal Psychopath.
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