The stick is a lie

[Alpha_]

hello, I'm a new addition to this forum, I have recently read the stormlight archives and am in the process of reading the mistwalker series. I am a big fan of fantasy and enjoy being able to talk to others about the books I love.

I am a stick.

Also, I will not eat the cookies

[Truthweaver she/her]

Welcome to the forums! Have an upvote. Also, good choice to avoid the cookies. Who's your favourite Sanderson character so far?

[Alpha_]

I really like Kaladin and Syl, but Szeth is shaping up to be an awesome character as well.

[Truthweaver she/her]

I agree, Kaladin is probably my favourite character of any book, and I can't wait to find out more about Szeth.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Welcome! Hope you enjoy it here!

Oh, and btw, Kelsier from Mistborn is the best Sanderson character :-)

 

[Alpha_]

I don't like the rank system, why is a spren lower than a darkeyes... makes me sad...

[Modal Seoul he/him]

Welcome to the Shard, comrade.

Hoid is the bestest character. Have some Wonder bread and an upvote.

[Complexityspren]

Greetings from down the hall (I think. If so, you can't have The Well of Ascension until Monday. Sorry) Have an upvote! 

[Mestiv he/him]

Congratulations, you have a very click-bait thread title

[Stick. she/her]

4 hours ago, Mestiv said:

Congratulations, you have a very click-bait thread title

Agreed. I mean, I haven't come out of the SE den in ages. The title of this thread was enough to make me check it out :-P

Welcome to the community @Alpha_ :] Which of Sanderson's books have you read? Have you only read SA so far? It's amusing how you're aware of the cookie thing (you guys still do this? XD). I take it you were a lurker before you finally decided to make an account?

Anyway, enjoy exploring the forums

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Edited April 27, 2017 by Cluny the Scourge

[Sparkrunner he/him]

You are wise to not want cookies.

IN YOUR FACE DARK ALLEY

[DeTess she/her]

Welcome to the shard, Alpha_. If you won't take the cookies, how about some freshly Soulcast Chouta?

[TheCremling]

I wouldn't trust the wonder bread either.

It, like the cookies, is probably straight from the Dark Alley 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I have gozleme?

[Nazianzen]

On 4/27/2017 at 9:43 AM, Chull #445 said:

Welcome! Hope you enjoy it here!

Oh, and btw, Kelsier from Mistborn is the best Sanderson character :-)

 

Nightblood is actually the best character. It is a fact.

[TheCremling]

I agree with @Captains Domon, Hoid is the bestest character.

[Delightful]

On 27 April 2017 at 10:39 PM, Cluny the Scourge said:

You are wise to not want cookies.

IN YOUR FACE DARK ALLEY

Is this a new cookie image?

Welcome! Your spren is a mmm.....lies.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Made it myself.

2 hours ago, Delightfully Smoak said:

Is this a new cookie image?

ok it's not that good but it should help in the fight against the dark alley.

[Delightful]

6 hours ago, Cluny the Scourge said:

Made it myself.

ok it's not that good but it should help in the fight against the dark alley.

I approve.
 

However, it's the dark alley that hands out these things, you might want to rethink your strategy.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Yea...

[Zennix he/him]

8 hours ago, Cluny the Scourge said:

Made it myself.

ok it's not that good but it should help in the fight against the dark alley.

Spike him!  He won't be missed. Spike him!