Random Stuff X: Something Weird

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

1 minute ago, bleeder said:

...but it looks so friendly and happy. I wanna boop its li'l nose.

 Boop my nose. I dare you.

1 minute ago, A Budgie said:

Oh, she's been here her whole life. She just watches too many British tv shows.

Ah yes, i see how the dropbear could be confused.

I reccomend she put some forks in her hair, and eat lots of vegemite,

[A Budgie she/her]

@Darkness Ascendant yeah, she's been steering clear of trees so hopefully that helps.

@bleeder actually, there was an article about quokkas the other day...sorry it's sideways.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

7 minutes ago, A Budgie said:

@Darkness Ascendant yeah, she's been steering clear of trees so hopefully that helps.

@bleeder actually, there was an article about quokkas the other day...sorry it's sideways.

Mhm, saw that the other week, poor guy.

And it's good. Trees are full of those guys.

Tell her to remember to urinate on herself each morning, it's the most effective detterent, 

[Mestiv he/him]

So quokkas are dangerous? Huh, interesting  And what can you tell me about wombats?

[Kaymyth she/her]

22 hours ago, The Honor Spren said:

I kind of always laugh when people in northern states complain about mosquitos.

Southern mosquitoes are populous.

Northern mosquitoes are the size of sparrows.

[Jedal he/him]

All of these people talking about the interesting countries they live in... And here I am getting coerced into giving money while I was at the Book of Mormon

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

1 hour ago, Jedal said:

All of these people talking about the interesting countries they live in... And here I am getting coerced into giving money while I was at the Book of Mormon

The conspiracy goes so deep

4 hours ago, Mestiv said:

So quokkas are dangerous? Huh, interesting  And what can you tell me about wombats?

They'll eat your face. Just slice it off with their claws.

And eat it.

[Sunbird she/her]

Re: quokkas, I wasn't sure whether all our resident Aussies were being serious about their viciousness, so I turned to Wikipedia: Quokkas on Wikipedia

There's also an article on dropbears.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

10 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

Re: quokkas, I wasn't sure whether all our resident Aussies were being serious about their viciousness, so I turned to Wikipedia: Quokkas on Wikipedia

There's also an article on dropbears.

HIDE THAT POST RIGHT NOW (:P)

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

I checked the article, and saw no notices of ravening quokkas mailing humans, or anything similar. Conspiracy!

[Sunbird she/her]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

HIDE THAT POST RIGHT NOW (:P)

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

EXPOSED
Indeed the game is up.

It was fun duping you guys

@A Budgie *high five.

@bleeder No hard feelings I hope:P

[A Budgie she/her]

Yep, that's right everyone. Quokkas aren't particularly dangerous, and although one did try to break my neck, that's because I tripped over it.
Dropbears don't exist, although koalas do.

@bleeder sorry to misslead you, but me and my aussie friends always do something like this on forums. 

[marsoupial they/them]

*cries* 

I have been...

BETRAYED

*Cries in ignorant southern corner*

[Sunbird she/her]

1 minute ago, bleeder said:

*cries* 

I have been...

BETRAYED

*Cries in ignorant southern corner*

Hey, I wasn't sure either until I looked it up.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Should I feel pleased for having known about dropbears already, or reveal that I had my suspicions from the first?  

Spoiler

Mind you, the people I grew up around were notorious for pulling your leg. I first learned that not all critters are what they seem when one of my dad's friends tried to warn me about hoop snakes.  

 

[Quiver he/him]

Tis a testament to Australia's reputation that the possible lethality of these critters went unquestioned for so long.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

39 minutes ago, Quiver said:

Tis a testament to Australia's reputation that the possible lethality of these critters went unquestioned for so long.

Australia, the land where anything can kill you in 1 minute

and if it doesn't kill you in 1

it kills you in 3

[Quiver he/him]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

Australia, the land where anything can kill you in 1 minute

and if it doesn't kill you in 1

it kills you in 3

The reason Oliver Queen hasn't cleaned up Star City is because he was just trapped on an abandoned island in the middle of the Chinese Ocean.

If he washed up on Australi, he'd have come back with the skills to solo Supergirl.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Quiver said:

The reason Oliver Queen hasn't cleaned up Star City is because he was just trapped on an abandoned island in the middle of the Chinese Ocean.

If he washed up on Australi, he'd have come back with the skills to solo Supergirl.

Nah man, he would never had come back.

[Quiver he/him]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

Nah man, he would never had come back.

That's an alternative theory

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Quiver said:

That's an alternative theory

heh

Also, an LG 2 rerun is on, and I know u played in the first game, you should go check it out  

[Quiver he/him]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

heh

Also, an LG 2 rerun is on, and I know u played in the first game, you should go check it out  

Yeah, no. Pretty sure what I've learned is tht I suck at the SE games. Honestly, I mainly used them as RPing stuff, which... was not a great way to play

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Quiver said:

Yeah, no. Pretty sure what I've learned is tht I suck at the SE games. Honestly, I mainly used them as RPing stuff, which... was not a great way to play

haha fair enough. RP is pretty fun nonetheless.

[Quiver he/him]

2 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

haha fair enough. RP is pretty fun nonetheless.

Certainly! I like it -it lets me pretend I'm a real writer!- but it does sort of handicap whatever team I'm on, since I don't do ANY strategic planning