Random Stuff X: Something Weird

[Kaymyth she/her]

19 hours ago, bleeder said:

I support this fully. 

General costume concept: take Zelda from Twilight Princess and recast her into Link's role. So, tunic, shield, Master Sword in a different color scheme. Instead of the hat she's wearing her crown. Self-rescuing princess ahoy!

17 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

So....you're saying I should go out and get an emergency significant other...?

Nah, he's saying that you need to reprogram the potential significant other to already like you.

Note: this only works on computer-based lifeforms.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

3 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

Nah, he's saying that you need to reprogram the potential significant other to already like you.

Note: this only works on computer-based lifeforms.

Any advice for carbon-based ones? 

Particularly, how to initiate the Coming Out program without accidentally installing Awkwardness 10.0? 

[The Honor Spren she/her]

1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Heh. If Oregon was honest, they'd make their state bird the mosquito.  

I kind of always laugh when people in northern states complain about mosquitos.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

16 minutes ago, The Honor Spren said:

I kind of always laugh when people in northern states complain about mosquitos.

I was going to counter this, but then I remembered that a Florida county I applied at had a Chief of Mosquito Control. 

And they made $65K per year.  

[Quiver he/him]

22 hours ago, Mestiv said:

Well, I wanna know who will they choose for L. And I agree that a movie is risky choice,  a series would be better. 

Ya know... given the pop culture depiction of Florida as having lots of mosquittos, I can't help but think of this as some form of protection racket

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

https://memegenerator.net/Pure-Resignation

I made a meme character. From @Burnt Spaghetti's prompting heh.

From this image.

[marsoupial they/them]

2 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Any advice for carbon-based ones? 

Particularly, how to initiate the Coming Out program without accidentally installing Awkwardness 10.0? 

Be chill about it! Be casual. Most importantly, keep us posted.

If you need more advice there's always that Discord server; I'm sure they'd be willing to give you some solid advice. Speaking of, I'm a mod there 

[The Honor Spren she/her]

1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I was going to counter this, but then I remembered that a Florida county I applied at had a Chief of Mosquito Control. 

And they made $65K per year.  

Ahh Florida. I really am going to miss it. 

[Jondesu he/him]

4 hours ago, Quiver said:

Ya know... given the pop culture depiction of Florida as having lots of mosquittos, I can't help but think of this as some form of protection racket

Oh, it's not overblown at all. If you have a puddle of standing water anywhere, it's virtually guaranteed that there will be mosquitos spawning from it before long. I've seen swarms of them you wouldn't believe, but they're also just almost never absent. We usually don't get a good freeze either, so they don't get killed off in the winter.

[A Budgie she/her]

In Aussieland, we have lots of mozzies...

[+Extesian he/him]

Just now, A Budgie said:

In Aussieland, we have lots of mozzies...

Maussies.

[A Budgie she/her]

1 minute ago, Extesian said:

Maussies.

Aussieland? More like Mozzieland...

[Sunbird she/her]

2 hours ago, Jondesu said:

Oh, it's not overblown at all. If you have a puddle of standing water anywhere, it's virtually guaranteed that there will be mosquitos spawning from it before long. I've seen swarms of them you wouldn't believe, but they're also just almost never absent. We usually don't get a good freeze either, so they don't get killed off in the winter.

And that is why people joke about Florida's state bird being the mosquito.

[Orlion Blight he/him]

10 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Any advice for carbon-based ones? 

Particularly, how to initiate the Coming Out program without accidentally installing Awkwardness 10.0? 

Unfortunately, I think you have Awkwardness 10.0 all ready installed in your firmware, so there's no getting rid of that.

But you might be able to overload it. I suggest stealing their car.

Spoiler

 

 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Aye @A Budgie

<< Our mozzies are the worst 

Not to mention the flies here are absolutely vicious.

And the snakes, spiders, dropbears, quokkas

*shudders

QUOKKAS.

[A Budgie she/her]

 @Darkness Ascendant dropbears are pretty bad too. One of my friend was almost eaten by one! But then she started talking in an australian accent, and that seemed to frighten it off.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Would that have been the mammoth or the common @A Budgie?

Edited March 24, 2017 by Darkness Ascendant

[A Budgie she/her]

 

43 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Would that have been the mammoth or the common @A Budgie?

Common, I should think. We don't have many mammoth ones over here. It's rather a good thing; as it is they're rather a pest and eat birds...

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

10 minutes ago, A Budgie said:

Common, I should think. We don't have many mammoth ones over here. It's rather a good thing; as it is they're rather a pest and eat birds...

You live in WA I presume, I hear there are some mammoths in the rural areas.

How long had your friend been in australia?

[marsoupial they/them]

3 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Aye @A Budgie

<< Our mozzies are the worst 

Not to mention the flies here are absolutely vicious.

And the snakes, spiders, dropbears, quokkas

*shudders

QUOKKAS.

Q-quokkas? 

Do I want to know?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, bleeder said:

Q-quokkas? 

Do I want to know?

they are absolutely vicious little buggers

 

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

they are absolutely vicious little buggers

 

...but it looks so friendly and happy. I wanna boop its li'l nose.

Edited March 24, 2017 by bleeder

[A Budgie she/her]

5 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

You live in WA I presume, I hear there are some mammoths in the rural areas.

How long had your friend been in australia?

Oh, she's been here her whole life. She just watches too many British tv shows.

[A Budgie she/her]

6 minutes ago, bleeder said:

...but it looks so friendly and happy. I wanna boop its li'l nose.

Try doing that, and it'll tear your face off. One almost broke my neck.

[marsoupial they/them]

Ok, so I asked around on the Discord server I frequent about quokkas to this reply:

Is this accurate?