Crucible of Shards he/him Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, Aimia scour YOU. Edited June 26, 2018 by Crucible of Shards 1
animalia Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) I screwed up. Please delete. Real post is underneath Edited June 28, 2018 by animalia Please delete. I messed up the post and couldn’t fix it so I just redit from scratch underneath.
animalia Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 On 10/18/2016 at 2:03 PM, Lord_of_Awesome said: In Soviet Roshar, you no enslave parshmen. Parshmen enslave YOU! Am I allowed to tell him?
CrazyRioter she/her Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, animalia said: Am I allowed to tell him? It would be spoilers.
animalia Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, CrazyRioter said: It would be spoilers. Someday Soviet Rosar will be REAL I tell you! EDIT: I’ll stop now. Edited June 28, 2018 by animalia
BitBitio he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Stormlight inhales YOU! 2
ScarletSabre he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Spren bond YOU! Or alternatively, depending on how you look at it; In Soviet Roshar, YOU bond Spren!
Guest Posted July 5, 2018 Posted July 5, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, when you put infused spheres out in a highstorm, the storm sucks all the stormlight out of them.
Radiation Control 010203 Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 In Soviet Roshar Glyphwards burn YOU! In Soviet Roshar Chulls are faster than YOU! 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 In soviet roshar your pain takes odium.
animalia Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 14 hours ago, Nathrangking said: In soviet roshar your pain takes odium. That reminds me of something Glys said "I will give you my sorrow"
old man moomba he/him Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 In Soviet Roshar you do not carry bridge, bridge carries YOU!
animalia Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. Dapper said: In Soviet Roshar you do not carry bridge, bridge carries YOU! Bridge carries you together.
Vogelsang he/him Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, The Stormlight Archive reads you. Edited January 21, 2019 by Ladrian 1
That1GuySpencer Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 In soviet Roshar shardplate wears you!
Ink he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 In soviet roshar, chasmfiends take gemhearts from you! In soviet roshar, the stormlight sucks in you! (Sorry if these are repeats... didn’t bother to read the rest)
Pagliacci he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 Can someone make a ketek from 'in soviet Roshar'? (sorry I can't think of a joke)
old man moomba he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) You do not carry bridge together bridge carry not do you? Or You do not cast soul, cast not do you? Both bad. Edited January 22, 2019 by Dr. Dapper 1
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 In Soviet Roshar Multiple Personalities has Shallan! In Soviet Roshar Ketek is backwards! In Soviet Roshar Wit writes Brandon Sanderson!
Ripheus23 Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 In Soviet Roshar, the black sphere is mystified by YOU! 3
Showman he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 In Soviet Roshar, Shardblades win you. Shardblades trade Dalinar. Veil draws Shallan. Glyphs draw you. Spren imprison gemstones. Glyphwards burn you. Dalinar performs the Stormfather's marriage. Spren kill you. Odium is dead. Shallan can soulcast... 1
Pagliacci he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 in Soviet Roshar Death before Life Weakness before strength destination before journey 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 In Soviet Roshar you drive the thrill into a frenzy.
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