print("Hello, world!")

[Aleph he/him]

o/

I just finished the WoK and WoR audiobooks in an unhealthily short amount of time. I've previously finished Warbreaker and the first five Mistborn books. I've become increasingly fascinated with the Cosmere, so here I am to talk theory with you fine folk. I'm mostly worried that between the TWG archive, Theoryland, and the rest of this forum, anything I post will be a duplicate of something I missed. Feel free to shout at me if that happens.

Cheers.

[Dani she/her]

Hello, welcome to the 17th Shard! Would you like a cookie? 

 

[Eki]

DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIESPIKE

[Dani she/her]

Now now, dear, why are you discouraging the new lad? Surely everyone on this deserves cookies, at least one. No one should miss out on such an opportunity 

[Argent he/him]

I am disturbed at how quickly the cookie epidemic is spreading these days.

Welcome to the Shard, though, hope you have fun and contribute many WoBs to our collective pool of knowledge! To be fair, I only care about the latter part, but they tell me people don't like it when I treat them as objects whose only purpose is to get more WoBs, so now I have to play nice too

[Noel he/him]

I'm pretty new here, myself, but welcome anyway! And I'm guessing you at least dabble in coming based on the header for this thread.

[Eerongal he/him]

13 minutes ago, Argent said:

I am disturbed at how quickly the cookie epidemic is spreading these days.

Welcome cookies have been around for a long time!

 

That said:

} catch (HelloWorldException e) {

     e.setStackTrace("Welcome to the forum!");

     throw new WelcomeException(e);

}

[Argent he/him]

Just now, Eerongal said:

Welcome cookies have been around for a long time!

I know. But @Daniyah is pretty new to the forums and already she (?) is offering them. You guys work quickly.

[Dani she/her]

20 minutes ago, Argent said:

I know. But @Daniyah is pretty new to the forums and already she (?) is offering them. You guys work quickly.

It's easy to get caught up in evil  

 

Yes, I'm a she

[Dani she/her]

And the fact that I'm a jobless person doesn't help  

[Wychmire he/him]

Doesn't this look good?

[Dani she/her]

That's a huge cookie

[Quiver he/him]

Howdy! Welcome to the asylum!

[Aleph he/him]

16 hours ago, Noel said:

I'm pretty new here, myself, but welcome anyway! And I'm guessing you at least dabble in coming based on the header for this thread.

I dabble in. . . um, coding, yes

And I know this cookie trickery for what it is. @Daniyah's introduction thread was actually the first one I read before making my own, and the secrets of chocolate chip hemalurgy were revealed.

Edit: No, I'm wrong, it wasn't that thread. That was the facepalming avatars club thread. I remember this now.

Edited June 18, 2016 by Aleph
Being wrong

[Dani she/her]

2 hours ago, Aleph said:

And I know this cookie trickery for what it is. @Daniyah's introduction thread was actually the first one I read before making my own, and the secrets of chocolate chip hemalurgy were revealed.

Edit: No, I'm wrong, it wasn't that thread. That was the facepalming avatars club thread. I remember this now.

We really should stop revealing stuff 

[kenod]

So, which programming language is that, it looks a bit like Java but not quite.