Quiver he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 So, in the random thread, Kaymyth mentioned she worked as a boss at her work; the kinda boss that you run into at the end of the first dungeon in a video game, before moving onto tougher bosses. Naturally, I will take this comment too far. So. Let's spitball idea's here, guys. What would the 17th Shard Video Game be like? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Playable classes: The Theorizer The Memer The RPer The Alley Lurker The Spammer The Admin (very OP, banned in tournament play.) 3
Voidus Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Playable classes: The Theorizer The Memer The RPer The Alley Lurker The Spammer The Admin (very OP, banned in tournament play.) Multi-classing ftw! 2
Left he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Playable classes: The Theorizer The Memer The RPer The Alley Lurker The Spammer The Admin (very OP, banned in tournament play.) I dunno, I think the admin could be balanced by making them have huge cool downs/ casting times, to mirror the fact that for ages we didn't have any mods on during the night, which let the spammers on.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) The RPer class has two sub-classes: Sanderson Eliminator and Oregonian. The Oregonian class has a few pros and cons. Pros: May or may not be an Epic Knows the powers and limits of all other Oregonians (though not necessarily weaknesses) Is good with pony comics Has a good sense of humor that can cause other classes to dissolve into laughter Logical mind; problem solver Knows the importance of Nighthound's death Cons: May or may not be an Epic May pause to turn random NPCs into ponies Uses strange insults and exclamations like "Great Noodly One" or "dirty meanieface full of lame" Logical mind often used to answer questions like, "If a limited time manipulator was trapped in a room with an imperious woman known for insulting people before entombing them in diamond, how long would the people outside be sheltered from the woman's complaining?" May mutter "And then Nighthound died" repeatedly in stressful situations Repository of inside jokes has been known to confuse allies Edited February 18, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 4
Voidus Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Repository of inside jokes has been known to confuse everyone* *fixed 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Oregonians have also been known to burst into song at the words "You're walking in the woods." Whether this is a pro or a con depends on how much you like songs about Shia LaBeouf. 2
Mistrunner Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 The big baddies, of course, would be Babaji.
firstRainbowRose she/her Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Trust me, I'm not OP. I've just got all the cheat codes... Oh wait... that's totally what you mean. Right... 4
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Dear sweet baby Heru, what madness has my silly joke wrought? 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 You can also cast a spell twice, but this will inflict the ire of fellow Sharder's upon you. Entering a long-abandoned dungeon will also cause this.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Cookies are everywhere. Hidden in flowerpots, locked in treasure chests, lying out in the open. But you don't want to collect them.
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 I think Kobold King missed a couple of classes, actually. The Writer Wannabe, and The Cosplayer. I qualify as either (or both) of those.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Some items The spoiler tag of holding. The brackets of Boldness. The spoiler tag of temptation. Thr brackets of green.
Left he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Slaying spam bots gets upvote experience points, allowing you to level up. Doing evil things like slaying villagers or stealing gives you down vote points, and let you gain evil levels. Edited February 18, 2016 by ScottLeft 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 There's also some creepy pasta associated with the game, like Herobrine in Minecraft. It's name is the spirit of Shiro, though that's just a myth. . . . Or is it?
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Rubix may occasionally troll.
ThirdGen Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 I'm the NPC who runs in occasionally to drop off a non-sequiturkey leg for health.
Delightful Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 There's also some creepy pasta associated with the game, like Herobrine in Minecraft. It's name is the spirit of Shiro, though that's just a myth. . . . Or is it? Written by Morzathoth of course. 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 A wild Orlion appears! Orlion uses Existential Dread! It's not very effective...
RippleGylf she/her Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 Speaking of taking things too far, I'm seriously considering doing this as my first RPG. 2
Fatebreaker he/him Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) You can never tell if the Denizens you meet are simple npc's or Dungeon Bosses. Sometimes they're both. Cookies let you boost your character stats, but weaken your sanity and morality traits. Edited February 19, 2016 by Fatebreaker
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 If Kaymyth is a boss in the game, would that make Kobold King the final raid boss you have to fight in the reputation points dungeon? Also, I think the RPer class should have summoner/controler like mechanics. Allowing them to let their OCs fight for them. Sadly this means I will be too bussy with getting game over screens for Nighthound to actually finish the game.
RippleGylf she/her Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 Just had the idea for the different chapters of the game to be based on various sub forums, and in order to escape the Oregon RP you have to kill Nighthound.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 Voidus summons Adventurer. He is now no longer a nutcase. He is the only one who is correct. 1
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