Jondesu he/him Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 I'm half convinced I have a minor form of precognition. I have some talent at postcognition. Still working on discerning the meanings of what I see, though. jW
Lindel he/him Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Only some talent? I'm a rather proficient postcog myself, though I think people's names must be my weakness.
Kasitor's Tanavast he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 I have the superpower of encrypting all communications with me. That way I never understand anything and no-one ever hears my brilliant plots to take over the world (that I obviously am discussing with myself, because what villain doesn't tell the hero their plans when it looks like they have it in the bag). My other superpower is turning off my brain. I am proficient in entering into a state of thoughtlessness. Someone is tailgating me? Slam on my brakes, because why not? Your enchilada flies out the window of your Mercedes Benz? Gotchu fam *jumps out after it. Someone tries to logic against me?? nah. Oh and I'm pretty sure my sarcasm level is over 9000.
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 I have the ability to make lots of friends. But alot of enemies in the process.... 1
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 I have the ability to remember anything and everything from video games, books, and movies, but I can remember nothing school-related.
Stormgate he/him Posted March 7, 2016 Author Posted March 7, 2016 I have the occasional power of spoiling books for myself. Once, I was reading an Agatha Christie book, and I was thinking, "What would be interesting to read is a mystery book where the Watson-character is the criminal. Lo and behold, I finish the book to find that, in that book, the Watson character was indeed the killer. And I'm not telling which one it is. 1
Fourth of the Knight Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 My Smedry talent is that I'm oblivious. Of course, I'm not much like a Smedry, I don't get nearly as much action as them. My dad says I got shot once, but I didn't notice. Kylie told me her talent is that she never picks clothes that match. She's always wearing horrible things like bulletproof vests. Once she wore a snorkel, and sure it was nice when she was pushed out of a plane into the ocean, but still! Then there's the time she wore a gas mask... I shudder just thinking of it. It looked horrible with her sweater. Okay, both of those were fake. But I do have some powers in real life. Whoever I root for on Super Smash Bros. wins. I did it some two hundred times in a row once. I always win at cards, even when I'm trying desperately to lose. I know there were some other things, but I can't remember them at the moment. 1
Zathoth Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 I have two utterly useless powers If I joke about people ending up together, they do. Even if it makes no sense, even if they live in two different countries, even if there is like 5 years between them even if one is asexual and hates the other enough to pretend they dont exist for an extended period of time. Weirdest jinx ever... And american girls have a tendency to crush on me. Utterly useless as I am european.
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) I have anti-Apple powers. If I so much as touch an Apple device (I don't mean push a button, I mean just touch the thing's case), within 15 minutes it will display a behavioral error that the owner has never seen before. I also am capable of deghosting houses. Unlike the other power, this requires conscious effort. One of these things is more useful than the other. Edited June 28, 2016 by Kaymyth 1
Delightful Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 16 minutes ago, Kaymyth said: I have anti-Apple powers. If I so much as touch an Apple device (I don't mean push a button, I mean just touch the thing's case), within 15 minutes it will display a behavioral error that the owner has never seen before. I also am capable of deghosting houses. Unlike the other power, this requires conscious effort. One of these things is more useful than the other. Deghosting houses? That doesnt require salt does it?
Stormgate he/him Posted June 28, 2016 Author Posted June 28, 2016 58 minutes ago, Kaymyth said: I have anti-Apple powers. If I so much as touch an Apple device (I don't mean push a button, I mean just touch the thing's case), within 15 minutes it will display a behavioral error that the owner has never seen before. I also am capable of deghosting houses. Unlike the other power, this requires conscious effort. One of these things is more useful than the other. You should go to an Apple Store and touch everything. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Delightful said: Deghosting houses? That doesnt require salt does it? Heh. It can be useful, but it's hardly the end-all, be-all. Supernatural exaggerates its usefulness. Supernatural also exaggerates ghosts. 1 hour ago, Stormgate said: You should go to an Apple Store and touch everything. That sounds like a terrible plan. 12 minutes ago, Morzathoth said: Kaymyth is so badchull she can scare ghosts. This...is more true than you realize. I've been known to walk into wildly haunted places and have them go completely silent the moment I stepped over the threshold.
Jondesu he/him Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 15 hours ago, Morzathoth said: I have two utterly useless powers If I joke about people ending up together, they do. Even if it makes no sense, even if they live in two different countries, even if there is like 5 years between them even if one is asexual and hates the other enough to pretend they dont exist for an extended period of time. Weirdest jinx ever... And american girls have a tendency to crush on me. Utterly useless as I am european. You need to get people to pay you to joke about them ending up with Emma Watson or Summer Glau or Josh Hutcherson. You could bank serious money if it works. jW 2
Zathoth Posted June 28, 2016 Posted June 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Jondesu said: You need to get people to pay you to joke about them ending up with Emma Watson or Summer Glau or Josh Hutcherson. You could bank serious money if it works. jW ............. I never thought of this............ it is pretty genius.
Eki Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 I have a superpower that makes me unable to reveal any of my other superpowers. I also have a superpower that 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 I almost forgot! I have inherited the odd Harris family superpower of randomly running into people I know in strange places. My grandparents, no matter where they vacationed, could always run into either A. someone they knew, or B. someone who knew someone they knew or were related to. It's happened to me a few times. Like randomly running into one of my old friends while at the Renaissance Festival, despite us living in completely states at the time and no prior knowledge that each other was going to be there. And last month at ConQuesT, someone randomly came up to me and asked, "Is your name Rosemary?" And then I realized that I recognized her. We went to college together, oh, 15 years ago. So that's a thing.
Chandrian Posted July 3, 2016 Posted July 3, 2016 I have the magical power of getting hurt by anything and everything. Objects around me seem to obey Murphy's law when it involves harming me in minor ways. In the last year I have been stung by wasps, bees, and jellyfish, bit by cats, dogs, and raccons, gotten minor burns and sprains on every limb, broken my glasses twice, and been hit in the face by flying objects at least 60 times. Activities I've injured myself doing this year: Walking Sitting Eating Basketball Baseball Football Four Square Wall Ball Hand Ball Jumping Starting a fire Sawing a tree branch Shoveling dirt Reading Playing video games Petting a cat Swimming Sleeping Writing And the list goes on and on . . . Miraculously, I haven't been hurt badly enough to go to the Hospital or ER in 7 years. 4
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) I have the power to read unbelievably fast. My friend called me 'the Flash' yesterday. Lol. I also have the power to run small distances unbelievably fast, down house hallways :D. I can also whip up a iMovie video in less than ten minutes I also have the power to stay up at unbelievably late hours and still be able to function the next day normally, Edited July 20, 2016 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 2
Jondesu he/him Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Queen Elsa Steelheart said: I also have the power to stay up at unbelievably late hours and still be able to function the next day normally, I have the first half of that, but not the second. jW 3
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Jondesu said: I have the first half of that, but not the second. jW Lol.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 Sorry for double post. I have developed a sixth sense and can sometimes sense the future.....i know, it's weird My prophetic dreams have become much more often. Pretty cool I guess
Exalted Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 I have the ability to walk into conversations at the exact moment when things start sounding really weird out-of-context. Which, if you're walking into a conversation, means that everything sounds really weird. The annoying (and hilarious) part is that there's no way to turn it off... I can also somehow ignore people basically until they're shouting at me and/or right next to me trying to get my attention. Not consciously--when I get focused on things, it takes a lot to get me out of them.
Pinnacle-Ferring he/him Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Exalted Dungeon Master said: I have the ability to walk into conversations at the exact moment when things start sounding really weird out-of-context. Which, if you're walking into a conversation, means that everything sounds really weird. The annoying (and hilarious) part is that there's no way to turn it off... I can also somehow ignore people basically until they're shouting at me and/or right next to me trying to get my attention. Not consciously--when I get focused on things, it takes a lot to get me out of them. Sounds like Smedry talents...
DarkJester Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 Wow. It seems that Sanderson fans tend to develop similar super powers... I wander if there is a theory behind that... Anywho. My super powers have already been mentioned, but I'll list them anyway. Invisiblity. Not at will, but against my will... I'm 6'4" and 300 pounds. I'm freaking huge yet no one takes any notice of me. Apparently I have @Jondesu's ability to speak into alternate realities. Again, against my will. It results in me having to repeat myself multiple times before I find the right one. Surprisingly Speed, and at will. It only comes in short bursts, but I've had people that should have been much faster than me look at me like I had just performed a flash step. Not sure if this is a power or a weakness, but I seem to lack the ability to scream in fear. Super sleep. I can fall asleep in 10 seconds flat. I want to say this one is against my will, because it happens at times I'm not trying to fall asleep, but it's just too handy to complain about. And last but not least. My primary offensive weapon. My singing voice. Unlike my regular voice that takes several attempts to be heard, my singing voice never misses its mark. It has been likens to a group of ally cats, and a pack of coyotes trying to out sing one another, and it has the power to bring large groups to their knees in pain...
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