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I didn't know about Sanderson back when we had Nine, or I would have said, "I don't really like Nine, but we're going to have TenSoon."

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It's frustrating how many extremely talented people think their skills are utter garbage, and then works like Fifty Shades of Grey skyrocket in popularity.     In other randomness.  

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You have a lot of cats, don't you?

 

Currently I have 10 cats in my home. 3 are permanent residents, and 7 others are what we call temporaries and are up for adoption... Despite those temporaries are technically "our" cats, we love them just as much. The amount of cats in our home is something my parents can't understand and we often have unpleasant conversations about them :/ 

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Kaymyth

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Maddie woke up a 4 in the morning and decided to claw 2 pieces of Christmas clothes into shreds.

Is my fashion that bad?

 

Are they clothes that you got for Christmas, or Christmas-themed clothes?

Zathoth

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Currently I have 10 cats in my home. 3 are permanent residents, and 7 others are what we call temporaries and are up for adoption... Despite those temporaries are technically "our" cats, we love them just as much. The amount of cats in our home is something my parents can't understand and we often have unpleasant conversations about them :/ 

But you can never have too many cats. :mellow: Or well, you can, but cats are great. 

 

I could never have cats only for adoption, the reason I cant go into animal shelters is that Im going to end up adopting everything, the workers too, and it will take me about 3 days to realize that they are not animals...

 

//Putting my weakness up on the internet, living on the edge~

 

 

Maddie woke up a 4 in the morning and decided to claw 2 pieces of Christmas clothes into shreds.

Is my fashion that bad?

Or are your clothes just that scratchable?

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Kaymyth

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Both.

:mellow:

 

I am sorry that your kitty destroyed your new things, but there are some things that Man Was Not Meant To Wear.

Mestiv

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I could never have cats only for adoption, the reason I cant go into animal shelters is that Im going to end up adopting everything, the workers too, and it will take me about 3 days to realize that they are not animals...

 

Yeah, giving the cat away is hard, but we got used to it already :) Too bad all Sharders live so far away... If you were all close, I'd give a cat to everyone  :ph34r:

 

 

Maddie woke up a 4 in the morning and decided to claw 2 pieces of Christmas clothes into shreds.

Is my fashion that bad?

 

Your fashion is not bad, those clothes were awakened and ordered to kill you, she saved your life!

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Zathoth

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Yeah, giving the cat away is hard, but we got used to it already :) Too bad all Sharders live so far away... If you were all close, I'd give a cat to everyone  :ph34r:

Then we could have cat parties, or something.

 

I have two cats already XD

Then I shall move out... and I am pretty bad at this responsibility thing, but I'll probably be adopted by a stray or something.

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Am I forum big sister?

Also - it was three pages back and I couldn't be bothered checking who got one but - selfie sticks make great weapons. Someone literally fought off a knife-wielding terrorist with one. :ph34r:

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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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In an attack on Tuesday morning on Malchei Yisrael Street in Jerusalem’s haredi neighborhood of Geula, a Palestinian terrorist drove his car into a group of people waiting at a bus stop. He then exited his car with a meat cleaver and began attacking the wounded and others.

 

What is wrong with these people? :blink: 

 

Good for the guy with the pepper spray and selfie stick, though. That's some true heroism right there. 

The Honor Spren

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It don't matter how sharp the blade if you get bonked on the head.

I used to do tae kwon do, and one of the self defense things we were taught was to get out of a headlock while someone is punching you.

The way you do it is, first, use your hand to grab the hand that's punching, or just block it or something. Get that hand away from your face. The second thing to do is, with your other hand, reach from behind and chop them in the groin. Twice. Thirdly, you reach up and grab their face, it doesn't matter where, but I think the best way is to pinch their nose. There isn't much that they can do against that. And then pull/push them to the ground, using the hand hold they've got on your face.

. . . I actually have no idea what that has to do with what you just said. That's just what I was reminded of, for se reason.

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Mestiv

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I used to do tae kwon do, and one of the self defense things we were taught was to get out of a headlock while someone is punching you.

The way you do it is, first, use your hand to grab the hand that's punching, or just block it or something. Get that hand away from your face. The second thing to do is, with your other hand, reach from behind and chop them in the groin. Twice. Thirdly, you reach up and grab their face, it doesn't matter where, but I think the best way is to pinch their nose. There isn't much that they can do against that. And then pull/push them to the ground, using the hand hold they've got on your face.

. . . I actually have no idea what that has to do with what you just said. That's just what I was reminded of, for se reason.

 

I used to train Krav Maga. When you're being held or attacked, just hit the groin as long as the attacker is standing :D Simple and efficient. Of course there are other aspects, but that's the basic :)

Zathoth

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Meanwhile if I get attacked the only thing I can do is pretend I am The Doctor and hope that I can either talk my way out or get them distracted long enough for me to run away.

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ChickenPlague

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Meanwhile if I get attacked the only thing I can do is pretend I am The Doctor and hope that I can either talk my way out or get them distracted long enough for me to run away.

Or you can tell them some of your stories and cause them to become shaking, rambling human-ish piles because of the horror.

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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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Meanwhile if I get attacked the only thing I can do is pretend I am The Doctor and hope that I can either talk my way out or get them distracted long enough for me to run away.

 

Or you could do what this guy did.

 

Edit: It doesn't say where he kicked the terrorist, but suffice to say, it was south of the belt. :mellow: 

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Zathoth

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Or you can tell them some of your stories and cause them to become shaking, rambling human-ish piles because of the horror.

That is still talking my way out, though it is scaring them to madness, which is pretty awesome XD

I wish I was that scary...

 

 

Or you could do what this guy did.

 

Edit: It doesn't say where he kicked the terrorist, but suffice to say, it was south of the belt. :mellow:

Then I need to get close enough, and said mad man needs to be, ya know, a man and he needs to be dumb enough not not protect his weak spot.

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