TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Me when my Facebook friends start to get political: Me when my 17th Shard friends start to get political: 17th Shard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Facebook 8
Orlion Blight he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 Sooo.. I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Sooo.. I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far! You'll need more alarmism and unsubtle shaming if you want to compete with Facebook. Try "You know what's wrong with America? Your three cent titanium tax is what's wrong with America! It's things like this that killed Elvis!" Like that. 2
Mistrunner Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 You'll need more alarmism and unsubtle shaming if you want to compete with Facebook. Try "You know what's wrong with America? Your three cent titanium tax is what's wrong with America! It's things like this that killed Elvis!" Like that. Yep. It's that that gets me. Sometimes I'll even agree with something, but the way it's put makes me want to cringe and say "Hey, hey, let's take a deep breath here." And then those kinds of people are used as an example by people who think differently to say that all people of whatever opinion are like that. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Yep. It's that that gets me. Sometimes I'll even agree with something, but the way it's put makes me want to cringe and say "Hey, hey, let's take a deep breath here." And then those kinds of people are used as an example by people who think differently to say that all people of whatever opinion are like that. Or I'll want to challenge one point of several that was made in a post, but see everyone else is offering nothing but hearty agreement and know that challenging a point would start a fight. And on Facebook, everyone knows that when it comes to fights…. 3
Young Bard he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Just found out that Joel's last name for the Rithmatist is Saxon. Now I voice in my head is saying "Vote Saxon for Prime Minister!" Can't you hear it? 7
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Guess who crashed the family Netflix service. In the last episode of the Flash, season 1.
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Have you ever just sat down for an hour or so and looked at your hands and thought they were weird?
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Brain . . . Weasels? via Imgflip Meme Maker They're the things that slip inside your mind and whisper terrible things to you. They tell you how you're not good enough to do all the things you're planning to do, how you're going to fail and how everybody secretly hates/pities you. (Twi has an entire herd of these that we're all trying to kill off. They're insidious little vermin.) Have you ever just sat down for an hour or so and looked at your hands and thought they were weird? Not exactly, but I did look down at mine recently and think, "Gee, my hands are starting to look older." Apparently my hands are aging faster than my face. 2
The Honor Spren she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Have you ever just sat down for an hour or so and looked at your hands and thought they were weird?Yes? I just recently got a new freckle on my palm. It's so weird . . . 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 They're the things that slip inside your mind and whisper terrible things to you. They tell you how you're not good enough to do all the things you're planning to do, how you're going to fail and how everybody secretly hates/pities you. (Twi has an entire herd of these that we're all trying to kill off. They're insidious little vermin.) And here I was just about to make a joke about how my head must be crawling with those things. Not exactly, but I did look down at mine recently and think, "Gee, my hands are starting to look older." Apparently my hands are aging faster than my face. "Next time, on Doctor Who…." 4
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 And here I was just about to make a joke about how my head must be crawling with those things. "Next time, on Doctor Who…." My childhood has rendered me unable to hear anything after the words 'next time' other than 'On dragon... ball... Z!' 3
Zathoth Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 The words "To be Continued" now makes Roundabout by Yes start playing in my head.
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 I have come to the conclusion that feet are far weirder than hands. 2
ThirdGen Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Have you ever just sat down for an hour or so and looked at your hands and thought they were weird? Lay off the pot Try this out: Look at one of your hands, palm side facing you. With your other hand, grab and hold your middle and ring fingers. Flex the rest. Alien hands~~!~ 1
Mistrunner Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) My childhood has rendered me unable to hear anything after the words 'next time' other than 'On dragon... ball... Z!'I always hear Previously on Avatar... when they do recap things.Why did they ever take that show off Netflix? Edited December 5, 2015 by Mistrunner 1
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Lay off the pot Try this out: Look at one of your hands, palm side facing you. With your other hand, grab and hold your middle and ring fingers. Flex the rest. Alien hands~~!~ Technically it's closer to heroin than pot. Also I have no idea what this was supposed to do but I think I did it wrong. *To clarify I need to take opiate pain medication, I don't buy heroin. Edited December 5, 2015 by Voidus 1
Mistrunner Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 A very random thought: It's very hard to look for your glasses when they're lost, seeing as everything looks like variously colored blobs. 6
ThirdGen Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Technically it's closer to heroin than pot. Also I have no idea what this was supposed to do but I think I did it wrong. If you broke your fingers, you did it way, way wrong.
Zathoth Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Im trying to dramatically read Kvothes "My name is Kvothe" monologue without screwing up, going terribly at the moment....
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Im trying to dramatically read Kvothes "My name is Kvothe" monologue without screwing up, going terribly at the moment.... Do a quick warm-up by reading it in your best Kermit the Frog voice. 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Do a quick warm-up by reading it in your best Kermit the Frog voice. Yes, that will allow you to take it perfectly serious. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Yes, that will allow you to take it perfectly serious. Once you get all of the un-seriousness out of your system, you'll be more relaxed and better able to take it seriously. I am in no way recommending this method because I want you to "accidentally" leave your webcam running during that performance and "accidentally" upload it for everyone to see. 2
Zathoth Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) I cant do Kermit <.< So I did one perfect as I was warming up, of course I didnt record that one... Oh and Edgedancer I am really liking The Black Prism. Im a bit over half way in. EDIT: If I could do it in Kermits voice I would have let you all see, promise XD Edited December 5, 2015 by Morzathoth 1
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