Arcoss Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) Where would the Hermalurgic Olympic Games take place? The Kolosseum Edited August 11, 2016 by Arcoss 5
marsoupial they/them Posted August 28, 2016 Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) What do you call it when a Lurcher flirts with you? Pullin'. I regret nothing Edited August 28, 2016 by bleeder 5
marsoupial they/them Posted August 28, 2016 Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) What is the shapeshifting wife of a presidential candidate? MeLaania Trump Ok done now Edited August 28, 2016 by bleeder 8
Archibaldie Posted August 31, 2016 Posted August 31, 2016 What do you say when Dox goes to sleep? Docksoff 1
Mason Wheeler Posted September 1, 2016 Posted September 1, 2016 What do you call it when a Faceless Immortal says two things that can't both be true? A kandra-diction! 3
Adurna Posted September 1, 2016 Posted September 1, 2016 On 8/28/2016 at 8:54 PM, bleeder said: What is the shapeshifting wife of a presidential candidate? MeLaania Trump Ok done now I laughed so hard I think I died 1
marsoupial they/them Posted September 1, 2016 Posted September 1, 2016 Just now, Adurna said: I laughed so hard I think I died I dole out puns with no regard to race, sex, religion, or socioeconomic status. I'm a rusting saint, I am. 4
Asasasyn in White he/him Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 How do you call game company that hires only zinc Mistings? Riot Games 2
marsoupial they/them Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Where are young Mistborn grown and fermented? Vinyards. 3
Vaatuu Posted September 27, 2016 Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) An Augur, an aluminum gnat, and a duralumin gnat walk in to a bar... ... ... Nothing, because there all useless. Edited September 27, 2016 by Vaatuu 3
marsoupial they/them Posted September 27, 2016 Posted September 27, 2016 What did one emaciated nobleman corpse say to another? Not much.
JUQ he/him Posted September 29, 2016 Posted September 29, 2016 Ouch. Some of these are painful. I'll do my best... What have Marsh and Wax's coach-driver got in common? You should av-Hoid both of them. Why do Wax and Wayne get on so well? They both enjoy steeling things. What kandra is the best at imitating hands? Paalm. I'm sorry. 4
goody153 Posted September 29, 2016 Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, The True Survivor said: What kandra is the best at imitating hands? Paalm. duuuuude
JUQ he/him Posted September 29, 2016 Posted September 29, 2016 6 hours ago, goody153 said: duuuuude Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 4, 2016 Posted October 4, 2016 Woah, why did that slave start killing his masters? I dunno, he just snapped What did the Pewterarm say to Coinshot? Stop Pushing in.
HoidvsVoid Posted October 26, 2016 Posted October 26, 2016 What does The final empire and pokemon have in common? Too much ash! 9
HoidvsVoid Posted October 26, 2016 Posted October 26, 2016 What did Vin accomplish in order to measure herself next to Kelsier? She took out the Lord('s) Ruler.
Tariniel he/him Posted October 26, 2016 Posted October 26, 2016 This isn't mine, though I don't remember where I saw this one. What do you call a fight between two coinshots? Spoiler A boxing match! 1
Eki Posted October 27, 2016 Posted October 27, 2016 46 minutes ago, Tariniel said: This isn't mine, though I don't remember where I saw this one. What do you call a fight between two coinshots? Hide contents A boxing match! Or a coinincidence? 8
goody153 Posted October 27, 2016 Posted October 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eki said: Or a coinincidence? damnation
Tariniel he/him Posted October 27, 2016 Posted October 27, 2016 10 hours ago, Eki said: Or a coinincidence? Arghhh... That was good
Savanorn he/him Posted October 30, 2016 Posted October 30, 2016 What do you call a pewter ferring who makes his own beer? A Brewt. 3
Elenion he/him Posted November 9, 2016 Posted November 9, 2016 On 10/29/2016 at 9:27 PM, Savanorn said: A Brewt. I am Brewt. Here's another batch of (really) dumb jokes: If Straff had a son that loved exploring, would he be called Ad Venture? What's a coinshot's favorite British holiday? Boxing day! What does a grumpy old Kandra say to squatters? Get off Me Laan! That joke about the Atium compounder is always so funny! I know, right: that one never gets old! What do drunk Allomancers do? It really depends: some Steel your stuff; others Lurch around drunkenly, and some start Smoking. Why do Mistborn look so strange? Because they have a Tin Eye and a Pewter Arm. 5
Elenion he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 This thread's been too quiet lately... What would you get if you cloned Kelsier's crew? A pair o' Dox! (I'll just leave now) 2
The Technovore he/him Posted March 16, 2017 Posted March 16, 2017 Crappy pickup lines incoming! Hey girl, are you a duralumin Ferring? Because I'm feeling a real connection. Hey girl, I must be a Seer, because I'm seeing you in my future. *Disclaimer: make sure before using lines that target is not actually metalborn. I am not responsible if any coins find their way into your head* 1
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