The Invested Beard Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Why did Kelsier feel inadequate? Because he could never measure up to the Lord Ruler. I'll just show myself out now. 4
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Why did the Steel Ministry x-mas party get out of hand? ...someone spiked the punch... Edited January 20, 2016 by hoidhunter 13
The Invested Beard Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Two mistborn walk into a bar. One says "Ouch", the other was burning pewter so it doesn't really phase him. 5
Stormgate he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Here's a joke: A Duralumin Misting was useful this one time... 2
CarolaDavar she/her Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 I wonder if Vin was reincarnated as Vindication...........get it? Vin. Vin-dication wow, that sucks, i'my bad at this
Oversleep Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Two mistborn walk into a bar. One says "Ouch", the other was burning pewter so it doesn't really phase him. Retelling of a classic joke, but funny nonetheless. I wonder if Vin was reincarnated as Vindication...........get it? Vin. Vin-dication wow, that sucks, i'my bad at this Well... I don't know how to tell you... But Vindication was named after Vin. Just like hazekiller bullets. Why does Dawnshot prefer electric lights to candles? Because he's afraid he'd melt. 2
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 What is the Lord ruler's favorite classic video game? ...Pac-man... 10
CarolaDavar she/her Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 if Lord Ruler was a Packman, does that mean he eats ghosts?(O.O) 1
The Invested Beard Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Why did the nobles boycott the ball at keep Venture? The musicians were a skaa band. 11
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Why did the nobles boycott the ball at keep Venture? The musicians were a skaa band. good job. upvote. here's a long one... A Tineye and his father are looking for a bar to drink in for the night. The father goes to walk into the first bar that they come to but his son stops him saying, "With my enhanced senses...I can tell that this place is dirty and cheap, despite the dim lights. We should go somewhere else." And off they go. His father goes to walk into the 2nd bar they come to, but his son stops him saying, "With my enhanced senses, I can tell from this far away that this place smells terrible. We should go somewhere else." Dad is a little irritated...but off they go. The father goes to walk into the 3rd bar that they come to, but his son stops him saying, "With my enhanced senses, I'm not going to be able to stand this place. It's obnoxiously noisy." The father says, "Fine! But you should be happy that I'm not a Tineye!" The son says, "Why?" Dad replies, "Because if I was as picky as you...I would have never knocked up your mother!" 8
Mr. Fluffy he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Here's one... As I was waiting for Bands of Mourning, I realized that a Sanderson book can never come out TenSoon... 1
Delightful Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Here's one... As I was waiting for Bands of Mourning, I realized that a Sanderson book can never come out TenSoon... Why not? He should easily be able to hide it in himself. Edited January 21, 2016 by Delightful 1
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 23, 2016 Posted January 23, 2016 (edited) Why did "Mr.T" think the diagram wanted him to ignore his bed in the morning??? ...because it was unmade... crap...MISTBORN JOKES... uuuummmmmm.................... ............why did the koloss cross the road? ..."because we are human." Edited January 23, 2016 by hoidhunter 5
The Invested Beard Posted January 23, 2016 Posted January 23, 2016 Why did the Lord Ruler cross the road? EXECUTIONS! 2
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 Why did the Scadrian bartender hate serving allomancers? They're always sneaking in their own flasks of alcohol. 11
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Why did Elend cross the road? He wanted to Venture to the other side 9
Stormgate he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Why did Vin cross the road? Nobody knows. Mistborn need not make sense. 4
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Why did Leras cross the road? It's a mist-ery. Why does Ati not get invited to parties? Because he always Ruins them. 1
Oversleep Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 Why does Ati not get invited to parties? Because he always Ruins them. I made that joke two pages ago -.- Who are the richest people on the Scadrial? Coinshots. They literally throw money around. 2
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted February 10, 2016 Posted February 10, 2016 Why does Kelsier hate the Joker? He really wants to know how he got those scars 2
Navy Seon he/him Posted February 10, 2016 Posted February 10, 2016 Why did brandon sanderson write this series? Because he mistborn Identity. 5
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted February 16, 2016 Posted February 16, 2016 (edited) How did Vin remain so slim? She drank Sierra Mist Zero Edited February 16, 2016 by TheLerasNosed 1
Popular Post Lord Aldric Posted February 17, 2016 Popular Post Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) SOME OF THESE MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS; don't read if you haven't read the series yet. *I hate when my mother burns malatium. She always tells me I could have been a doctor. *"Ruin first whispered, then shouted at Vin, but she didn't show the slightest sign of hearing him. He raged, and screamed, and she just calmly sat there. It was at that moment that Ruin realized that clip-on earrings just wouldn't work for his purposes at all." *"It was in the fourth century of the Lord Ruler's reign that the kandra deliberately suppressed knowledge that they could take animal form. While Lady Tinuva Venture paid well in atium, they also decided never to accept kandra contracts from elderly women with lots of cats. There were just too many traumatized third and fourth generation kandra." *The other day at the pet store I saw a turtle lying in its cage. I wondered if it was sick or just sleeping, then I noticed the card on the cage, 'Snapping Turtle'. I bought it at once; I can't wait for tonight. I'm going to feed it pewter, iron, steel, and tin and wait for something exciting to happen. *As Straff Venture fell, bisected, he reflected back to Vin's warning should he attack the city. The last thought bouncing through his mind as he split in half was, "I thought she was just using an idiomatic expression when she added, 'and the horse you rode in on." Vin's straightforwardness and honesty had been underestimated again. *Steel Inquisitors were never popular at the annual Ministry picnic volleyball games. They had a disturbing habit of spiking the ball, and a ball that gives off allomantic pulses is quite disturbing. *You'll KNOW if I ever get a Kandra contract in real life; I'll be the one bidding on all the small dinosaur fossils suddenly. *The coinshot was so happy to win the lottery that he went to a strip club and started throwing money around. Three died and many were hurt. *I'm not lazy, I'm just filling my bronzemind. Edited February 17, 2016 by Lord Aldric 19
Okdes he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 What do you call a conspiracy of furniture and silverware? A dining Set. I've never seen a woman do He-malgury Staff being a Tineye? I did not see that coming. I'll go pretend I don't exist now. 1
Popular Post CarrotInquisitor Posted March 30, 2016 Popular Post Posted March 30, 2016 I only have nine Kandra contracts, but I hope to have TenSoon. 30
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