Kaymyth she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 You'd be like a nice gravy, warm and comforting. Um...yay?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Um...yay? Well, there are maybe four or five people in the world who don't like gravy (not who avoid it for dietary reasons) so it means you're insanely likable.
Zathoth Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Am I some ungodly curry then? Delicious, if you have masochistic leanings.
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 I'm pleased with being sour cream, the most versatile of condiments! Sure, it isn't Central American cream, but it tries, darn it! 2
Kestrel she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 That designation is reserved for a certain Reckoners RPG character named Nighthound. Or if there's some condiment that tastes like an Eldritch horror, that's him. If you're coffee creamer, I'd say you're more like a quirky sort of cinnamon-y flavor. And not spoiled. nah man, I'm totally the spoiled coffee creamer
Kobold King he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 nah man, I'm totally the spoiled coffee creamer You're a coffee creamer that got printed with the wrong expiration date, so it tells you it's spoiled when it's actually perfectly fine and even at peak freshness. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 I take that back. I am 100% sure I am the spoiled creamer.
Delightful Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 So I was thinking of ketchup for myself (except I call it tomato sauce) but I'm not quite sure why.... 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Well, there are maybe four or five people in the world who don't like gravy (not who avoid it for dietary reasons) so it means you're insanely likable. The funny part is that I am one of those four or five people who aren't particularly fond of it.
Delightful Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 The funny part is that I am one of those four or five people who aren't particularly fond of it. LOL. How about you're a condiment made of roasted marshamllows? Comforting, warm......and delicious
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 I take that back. I am 100% sure I am the spoiled creamer. Well, at least you're not powdered creamer... that stuff is just gross.
Kestrel she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Yes but have you had spoiled liquid creamer Tastes like my personality Yum
Silverblade5 he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 You'd be like a nice gravy, warm and comforting. Well I'd say garlic aioli because it's my favorite but you're probably more of a lemon aioli. What about me?
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Yes but have you had spoiled liquid creamer Tastes like my personality Yum Yeah, add some salt, and it's great for dipping tortillas in. You think I'm joking, I'm not. It also goes good with beans. Could never drink it like the old folks, but hey...
Kestrel she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Yeah, add some salt, and it's great for dipping tortillas in. You think I'm joking, I'm not. It also goes good with beans. Could never drink it like the old folks, but hey... what 3
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Okay, I have to know. What condiment am I?
RippleGylf she/her Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Everyone must know what condiment they are, it seems. Including me. Please, I want to know what condiment I am.
Zathoth Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 How about a funny song about a guy who chats up a female pewterarm? I should totally write something like that...
Delightful Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Yeah, add some salt, and it's great for dipping tortillas in. You think I'm joking, I'm not. It also goes good with beans. Could never drink it like the old folks, but hey... they drank beans, or they drank spoiled liquid creamer with salt?I'm not sure which is worse. 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 they drank beans, or they drank spoiled liquid creamer with salt? I'm not sure which is worse. Leche agria (translated "sour milk") it was called, and is what they drank. Drinking beans may seem like a good idea, but ends up being worse in the end.
The Sovereign Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Not sure if I've seen you around enough to accurately condimentify you. So for now I'll say beef broth, waiting to see what ingredients are added to give it a unique flavour. I shall be back after combing through your old posts. Fair enough, I'm intrigued to see what you come up with. Also, I think some one should petition the Merriam-Wesbter dictionary to add "Condimentify"... If literally can mean figuratively then "Condimentify" most certainly should be a word. Edited November 23, 2015 by Iron Eyes 1
Zathoth Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Ah, the idea of words (YOU CANT STOP ME IM GOING TO PHILOSPHIZE DX) I define words as a sound that carries meaning, if it is a sound and it makes sense in context it is a word. However these are not sounds, these are notation for sounds... and the sounds are notations for concepts... words, words are weird. You gain a little more respect for our ancestors when you realize someone had to invent language from scratch. 6
+Slowswift Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Morzathoth, that's awesome. Unfortunately, quota. So have this cookie instead. 1
Zathoth Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 *Takes the cookie and bows* Waaaaaait... How do I know you are not trying to spike me?
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