Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[FusedOfHonor]

Gets Szeth trying to murder you with Nightblood

 

*inserts Nale’s Honorblade

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a rcok

inserts Dwayne.

[FusedOfHonor]

Gets Wayne with a dueling cane

 

Inserts 1 diamond chip.

Edited July 24, 2022 by FusedOfHonor

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a microchip.

Inserts an ear of corn.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Gets a post-apocalyptic Earth.

Inserts a vague Interstellar reference.

Edited July 29, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets much confusion from people who haven't watched Interstellar.

Inserts two pennies and a dog.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets two pennworth of dog meat.

Inserts nightmares.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a dead eelakin.

Inserts a question.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Wikipedia.

Inserts a photograph of a squirrel.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a photo of Wayne

Inserts a nonsensical Wayne pharse.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a sensical wax phrase.

Inserts the 13th reality.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets the fourteenth reality.]

inserts random shard ramblings.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

gets 37 SU replies

inserts the 13th shard

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a strange alternate universe where everyone on the Shard is evil.

Inserts huge headphones.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets ears that don't hurt

Inserts a very soft Dutch bunny

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets hearts for eyes

Inserts the bird twins.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a Croling.

Inserts gay boy

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Gets Ronan from TRC

Inserts a pigeon

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a Stymphalian Bird

Inserts soup time

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Gets a stale Herdazian biscuit

Insert Wayne's hats

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets the ultimate essence of hats.

Inserts bunny slippers.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets a chasmfiend.

Inserts a toothbrush.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Gets a muffin made out of pearly whites

Inserts a Cheese Hat

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Get a phrog

Inserts Szeth

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets a really sad looking sword in a white cloak.

Inserts a 3,000 year old big mac.