Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets the fowl twins

Inserts Italics

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gests Bold Italics

Inserts a rock.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets Lunamor

Inserts Wonderland

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a hookah.

Inserts Stephen Hawking.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets books

Inserts Don't Panic

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a cool frood.

Inserts Marvin the Paranoid Android.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets confusion

Insets @Robin Sedai

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a Full Feruchemist

Inserts a luster

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a moon.

Inserts a pathfinder

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets a MRVN.

Inserts a randomized combination of banana peels and nuclear waste.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets a portal that sends you back a random amount of time into the past.

Inserts a parallel universe.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a headache.

inserts a multiversial version of the cosmere.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

gets a multiversal version of skyward

inserts a key

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a kingdom

inserts a mon-key joke.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets one key.

Inserts monochrome

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets voidspawn

Insets a chuck norris joke

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets a court case

Inserts nonsense.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets... EVEOIWHGOHSGOIAHGOIPWHGPI

inserts a keyboard stroke.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets asdkljfgoirekhl

Inserts a conversation

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets a noitasrevnoc.

Inserts a magic(k)al potato.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Gets an even MORE magical potato! WOW. 

Inserts golden waffle

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a golden pancake

Inserts a panake

[Some Random Spren he/him]

gets a journey

inserts a pair of ear defenders

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a question mark

Inserts a *Chortle*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a waffle.

Inserts a chuckle