Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 At least we have definitive proof so people can stop asking at signings. But why did Brandon keep it secret for so long? Anyway, gotta get that Sprenbond before Calamity shows up. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 But why did Brandon keep it secret for so long? Anyway, gotta get that Sprenbond before Calamity shows up. Are you sure Calamity isn't the product of some sort of sprenly weirdness?
Alfa he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Ever thought, that our world could be forged not to be cosmere?
Kaymyth she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 I clicked this thread full of random stuff out of curiosity. The thread certainly lives up to its name. Welcome to the madhouse! Come for the randomness, stay for the camaraderie! Do not attempt to understand her ways. Do not add logic to her reasoning. Simply nod along as if you agree, and no one gets hurt. Our work here is done. OK, when Wayne could actually teach a person a thing or two about logical reasoning, there is something seriously wrong. I think that you should buy a case of Fanta and bring it home to share with your sister. My cat Bliss is weird. He's covered in a thick layer of white fluff, and if it so much as drizzles he will act completely terrified until the weather goes back to normal. His ears never hold still--they're constantly rotating, swiveling towards all sources of noise in the room in turn. When he licks his chops, he opens his mouth as far as it will go and extends his abnormally long tongue, brushing it against his enormous gaping maw before clothing his mouth and lifting his head in invitation for us to pet him. I have come to a conclusion. Bliss is not actually a cat. He is a fluffy white alien from a cold desert planet, and after his ship crashed he's been hiding out with us until he can acquire the materials for an interstellar transmitter. That's the only possible explanation for the enigma that is Bliss. If you're in a part of Texas that's in Hurricane Patricia's remnant-path, that cat is going to have a rough couple of days. 2
Zathoth Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Kaymyth I dont understand, Wayne is a genius, unless the topic is women, in which case he is utterly hopeless.
Kaymyth she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Kaymyth I dont understand, Wayne is a genius, unless the topic is women, in which case he is utterly hopeless. Oh, Wayne is brilliant, but it was established in AoL that he defies all logic. After all, he did buy that talisman against it that lets him use mathematics to create pickles. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 So, the colored sodas she likes are okay, but the ones she doesn't aren't? That's what it looks like. A kandra dog is awesome! It looks like you've got a real life Soonie pup(I know you don't quite know what that means yet, but you'll find out and it'll be awesome). The thing about artificial colorings is that they affect people differently, but she tends to see the ones that affect me more negatively as the more harmful ones. This assumption isn't exactly realistic. I remember reading about one young girl who was unaffected by Yellow 5 and Blue 1, but had extremely adverse reactions to Red 40 and caramel color. I, on the other hand, have very adverse reactions to Yellow 5, Blue 1, and Red 40, but I'm practically immune to the effects of caramel color. It's an individual thing, but my mom judges the severity of additives by what she's seen. It will probably come as no surprise to you that she believes vaccines cause autism because I had an allergic reaction to them as an infant. Welcome to the madhouse! Come for the randomness, stay for the camaraderie! OK, when Wayne could actually teach a person a thing or two about logical reasoning, there is something seriously wrong. I think that you should buy a case of Fanta and bring it home to share with your sister. If you're in a part of Texas that's in Hurricane Patricia's remnant-path, that cat is going to have a rough couple of days. I shall read about Wayne once I'm done with the original trilogy. About a quarter of the way through WoA now. As for the Fanta—no. storming. way. The colorings really do affect me, and even if I was able to hide it, I doubt my sister could. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Oh, Wayne is brilliant, but it was established in AoL that he defies all logic. After all, he did buy that talisman against it that lets him use mathematics to create pickles. It's the ultimate beauty. Math was created to describe reality and now numbers can create reality and as such Wayne can create exsistence just by noticing stuff. It's just like a hat creating a new person. Edited October 24, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
Alfa he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Actually, Twi, your family makes mine seem absolutely normal.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Actually, Twi, your family makes mine seem absolutely normal. Funny thing is, I used to think we were the normal ones and everyone else was insane. LOLZ.
Kaymyth she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 The thing about artificial colorings is that they affect people differently, but she tends to see the ones that affect me more negatively as the more harmful ones. This assumption isn't exactly realistic. I remember reading about one young girl who was unaffected by Yellow 5 and Blue 1, but had extremely adverse reactions to Red 40 and caramel color. I, on the other hand, have very adverse reactions to Yellow 5, Blue 1, and Red 40, but I'm practically immune to the effects of caramel color. It's an individual thing, but my mom judges the severity of additives by what she's seen. It will probably come as no surprise to you that she believes vaccines cause autism because I had an allergic reaction to them as an infant. I shall read about Wayne once I'm done with the original trilogy. About a quarter of the way through WoA now. As for the Fanta—no. storming. way. The colorings really do affect me, and even if I was able to hide it, I doubt my sister could. OK, no drinking it for you, then. But who said anything about hiding it? What I'm saying is, if we ever meet in real life, don't introduce me to your family. I'd be that person who would burst into the room in front of your mother, raise a bottle of the stuff to the sky like a Tusken Raider brandishing their weapon, and cry out, "BEHOLD THE POWER OF FANTA!" And then run back out before she could react. 5
Zathoth Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Kaymyth I dont understand, Wayne is a genius, unless the topic is women, in which case he is utterly hopeless. But there is a great difference between being outside of logic and just pretending it doesnt apply to you. I just read the part in Name of the wind where Kvothe plays The Lay of Sir Savien Tralliard and now I feel like actually writing it, even if just playing t would be way beyond my abilities XD EDIT: I would praise Fanta, and Satan, and vaccines, and about everything else she hates. And then have a good, healthy laugh. Edited October 24, 2015 by Morzathoth 1
+Slowswift Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 My room now has an average temp of ~65°! 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 EDIT: I would praise Fanta, and Satan, and vaccines, and about everything else she hates. And then have a good, healthy laugh. If Dragonball Z has taught me anything it is to hail Satan. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 If Dragonball Z has taught me anything it is to hail Satan. Not to be confused with hailing Satin, the patron god of fabrics. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Not to be confused with hailing Satin, the patron god of fabrics. But what about the hats made from satin? 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Or Santa, the patron God of free stuff. Well that depends entirely on context: Am I the one that has to give the free stuff or do I get it?
Kestrel she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 My room now has an average temp of ~65°!that sounds awful.
Zathoth Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Well that depends entirely on context: Am I the one that has to give the free stuff or do I get it? Unless you are a bearded, fat man who lives on the north pole I doubt you have to give stuff.
Kestrel she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Making a frozen pizza Knowing me, I'll find some way to screw it up
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Making a frozen pizza Knowing me, I'll find some way to screw it up One of the few good things an ex of mine did was accidentally use twice the amount of butter a muffin recipe called for. They turned out more like cupcakes than muffins, and since we were using chocolate chips….Great Noodly One, they were delicious. Sometimes mistakes can lead to deliciousness. 4
Kestrel she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 I remember on the freshman year band trip we somehow managed to burn rice
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 I remember on the freshman year band trip we somehow managed to burn rice While making stir fry, or by just boiling it?
Kestrel she/her Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Microwaving it, I think. That was also the trip that we ended up with someone who we didn't know in our room, and she had no idea how to get ramen noodles from the pot to the bowl without them ending up on the counter. And the counter cooktop was electric So it was still hot So we couldn't wipe it up without burning ourselves And so they cooked on the counter.
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