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5 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

"There is no one on this site worthy of giving criticism [on my stories]." --a writer (not on the Shard) with exactly the wrong attitude 

I have the most fitting quote. :P

 

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8 minutes ago, Edgedancer said:

I have the most fitting quote. :P

 

Will it surprise you to learn that this writer also dedicated an entire chapter to an angry author's note telling their readers that they were interpreting a character of theirs all wrong and that they shouldn't even comment if they weren't going to compliment them?

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3 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Will it surprise you to learn that this writer also dedicated an entire chapter to an angry author's note telling their readers that they were interpreting a character of theirs all wrong and that they shouldn't even comment if they weren't going to compliment them?

"Books belong to their readers." — John Green

(Talking in quotes is fun. :ph34r: )

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"I do a lot of gardening, but you are the dirtiest hoe I've ever seen" - my robotics coach

"Come, child. Roll down the hill. It is time." - friend

"DEATH! DESTRUCTION! ENDLESS WOE! AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MOLDY CHEETOS!" - a different friend

"Do you think you'll have time to vacuum your English homework" - my mom

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"Aute i lome! Aure entuluva!" - The Silmarillion, Of the Fifth Battle

Translated, it means "Night is passing! Day shall come again!" 
That alone is a hopeful, helpful thing. 
But it was also two parts of a battlecry. These people weren't saying this to each other and patting each other on the back. They were fighting to make it true.
Finally, the last bit 'Aure entuluva!' was the cry of Hurin as the battle turned to defeat, as tragedy surrounded him and he stood alone facing the troll-guards of the Balrog Gothmog - he stood alone, knowing he would die but buying time for his allies to escape, and each time he slew one of his enemies he cried out in the midst of despair; "Day shall come again!" 

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"My favorite word is homicide" - my friend's little sister

EDIT: "FRRRRRRRRRERRUIT SNAAAAAAAAACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

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It's a real pity I can't at the moment remember any of the funny things my friends have said, except for this one:

'Like naked jellybean baby kangaroos.'
- my friend, on the appearence of budgie chicks.

If I remember any more, I'll probably post them.

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I'm rereading HoA, and this quote stood out to me. 

"'And who are you?' she asked a third time. 

'The companion of a god. A man who can see whispers and feel screams"'

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My friends are idiots

- Is Crash Bandicoot a bilby?

"What's root two minus root 5? TWO!" -me. Idk why I answered that

Don't you just hate it when people scream while you skin them?

Here comes the jelly been pedophile!

 

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"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."

- The World Ends With You

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"It's a real burn, being right so often."

-Malcolm Reynolds 

Many of my favorite quotes of from that show or movie.

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9 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

One of my friends said this

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I relate to that so much. I have said similar on some occassions...

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I haven't posted in a while, so I am going to repeat the nine most terrifying words in the English language, as told to us by one of America's greatest presidents.

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

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