Patar he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 I can't believe this wasn't the first quote I thought of. "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo 4
The Honor Spren she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 "Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain 6
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 "I drank what?!" -Last Words of Socrates 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 "It's difficult to tell whether the world is run by geniuses who are putting us on—or morons who really believe it." —unknown, but often attributed to Mark Twain 5
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 "The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is difficult to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Lincoln 87.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 7
Mistrunner Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 87.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.No, no, it was 97.8! 3
MrMistborn he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 "I swear to god if I see another damnation cat in this town I will rip off its tail and strangle myself with it" My friend while on school camp "It's not that I don't like you, it's just if I had the opportunity i would flay you within an inch of your life and force you to eat an entire cow, then throw you off a cliff. It's not that I don't like you, it's that have moved far beyond the observable realms of hatred, and the single brain cell you possess cannot register any degree of that beyond 'don't like'"" Me 2
Allomancy she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 "Since it's a weekend, you don't have homework" -what I want my teachers to say. ... 3
Delightful Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 How I feel whenever someone asks "How's your day going?" "Well, I'm not dead or unconscious so I say bravo for me." -Leo Fitz, my spirit animal As in agents of shield Fitz? 1
Mistrunner Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 As in agents of shield Fitz?Of course! Fitz is awesome!
The Honor Spren she/her Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Mark Twain is such a sass master. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I wrote a letter saying I approved of it." Edited October 26, 2015 by The Honor Spren 7
Kestrel she/her Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 "So Wayne did what any sensible fellow would do. He spat out his gum and decked the guy." - shadows of self (Not exact, my book is who knows where) 3
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 Mark Twain is such a sass master. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I wrote a letter saying I approved of it." Speaking of sass, here's one from Samuel Taylor Coleridge: "Swans sing before they die - 'twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing." 3
The Honor Spren she/her Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 "Not all those who wander are lost." - J. R. R. Tolkien "I am a stick" - Stick (not fire) 3
Creccio he/him Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." Muhammad Ali 3
Kestrel she/her Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 A collection of weird things I've heard in 3 years of band - hit me up with that backyardigains - grandma got ran over by a tuba - quit defacing things with my face - kyle, put the potato away - I'm gonna saw his calves off - I smell push ups - I'm hot like Mexico - put some stank on it! - turf dirty to me - one cheeto will turn into a million little cheetos - i will choke him with my dot book - don't just stand there like a bump on a pickle - lightly salt the note - that's a load of horse biscuits - figure it out - mr. Clean, bald and shiny - erika, its shark week -vanishes through the band doing shark impersonation- - flutter. Guard, that is not how you flutter. Let me show you how to flutter - is that tuba smoking 7
Creccio he/him Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 "The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or touched, they must be felt" -Helen Keller 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 "The stars are close and dear and I have joined the brotherhood of the worlds. And everything's holy-- everything, even me." --John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
Mistrunner Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) Things I have actually said: "No, I'm just thinking up more songs for my funeral." This one was actually the child of a long discussion I had about what music I wanted at my funeral. I don't care if anyone says anything at all. I want Chopin and No One Mourns the Wicked. There's a very long list. I should write it down one of these days. "I like how you don't react when I say I drink blood." "I could be a crazy lady feeding alligators at the park!" "The dishwasher only wants to kill you." "I wanna go to the insane asylum!" "Is that all I am now? A pair of scissors?" "If we keep this up, we'll be in a mental institution by winter!" (Said excitedly) "I just drew a picture of someone's sock! Aren't you proud of me?" "Your eraser has betrayed you." "I can see your rabbit-father from here." "I'm not ticklish, I'm just incredibly stupid." "I need to step on your head in order to achieve greatness." And as a conclusion, a guest appearance from my friend. "Your smartness-" "exceeds-" "all levels of-" "stupidity." I'll leave now before I hurt myself. Edited October 28, 2015 by Mistrunner 7
Patar he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Nonsense! Here are a few of my favorite quotes I've heard while running cross country: "Spencer, there are no kayaks in Badminton." "Be sure to stretch after you run. If I come back and found out you haven't stretched, I'll kill you." (He wasn't serious. I think). "Coach Mark's calves are made of diamond." "I'm just waiting for Harry Potter to jump in and mess stuff up." (Had to substitute a few words). "It's looking like it might rain soon. If you see thunder, head back to the trailer." I'll probably add more as I think of them, these are just a few I thought of off the top of my head.
Creccio he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) "It is easier to find men willing to die than to find men willing to endure pain with patience" Julius Ceaser Edited November 2, 2015 by Creccio 2
Quiver he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Stargate: The Ark of Truth "It is simple. You will never forgive yourself. Accept it. You hurt others, many others; that cannot be undone. You will never find personal retribution. But your life does not have to end. That which is right, just and true can still prevail. If you do not fight for what you believe in, all may be lost for everyone else. But do not fight for yourself. Fight for others, others that may be saved through your efforts. That is the least you can do." And the original World of Cardboard speech, of course: "That man won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking constant care not to break something- to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't ya big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." 2
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 "they could put up a warning sign or something. Hello. Welcome to Hinderstap. We will murder you in the night and eat your bloody face if you stay past sunset. Try the pies. Martna Baily makes them fresh daily." 6
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 So many quotes in English, but none in Spanish! Here's a bit of snark from Mario Vargas Llosa: "Estupidez es una dura palabra pero es la que cabe en este caso."
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