Zathoth Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 It just bugs me that he's always looking for a chance to upstage me. Seriously, he'll interrupt me pretty frequently to give an answer worse than the one I would've given, and why? What threat do I pose to him? If anything, he's playing a very dangerous game. I control the phones. I believe you need to do something about this. Use your control of the phones to do what you need to do. Play a prank that would make Kelsier proud. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 I believe you need to do something about this. Use your control of the phones to do what you need to do. Play a prank that would make Kelsier proud. He'd just take a prank as evidence that I'm unfit for my job. I was thinking more along the lines of directing all sales calls that don't specifically ask for him to other sales guys. 3
Zathoth Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 He'd just take a prank as evidence that I'm unfit for my job. I was thinking more along the lines of directing all sales calls that don't specifically ask for him to other sales guys. Be sneaky, he doesnt have to know you did it I like this idea more than mine though, do it. (This is where I usually say something along the lines of "Plant proof he is cheating on his wife, ruin his life, have a good laugh about it", but that would be immoral, or so Ive been told) 3
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 He'd just take a prank as evidence that I'm unfit for my job. I was thinking more along the lines of directing all sales calls that don't specifically ask for him to other sales guys. What you should really do is wait until your last day, and then prank the everstorming rust out of him. Does he have an office? I have so many non-destructive yet evil ideas.... 6
Delightful Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 "The everstorming rust"? That's a new one. I like it. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 What you should really do is wait until your last day, and then prank the everstorming rust out of him. Does he have an office? I have so many non-destructive yet evil ideas.... He does indeed have an office. 2
Zathoth Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 The amount of evil in this thread is rising. Im so proud of you all. 5
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 He does indeed have an office. Sticky googly eyes to anthropomorphize all of his office supplies...cover every surface in posty notes...Annoy-A-Tron tucked away someplace... 3
Left he/him Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 That moment when you finally get ahold of your friend, only to realize the nincampoomp hasn't asked a girl out for the double date this weekend I've been trying to plan. And you can't manage to find him a blind date because all the girls have band or something. 3
Zathoth Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 Find a girl on the way there to bring as his date. Whatever happens it will be hilarious in hindsight... hopefully...
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 ...on second thought, the Annoy-A-Tron might actually be going too far. Those things are just a bit too evil. On another subject, where the heck is Kobold King? I haven't seen him post on this thread in days. It's not like him to hide from the randomness for so long. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 ...on second thought, the Annoy-A-Tron might actually be going too far. Those things are just a bit too evil. On another subject, where the heck is Kobold King? I haven't seen him post on this thread in days. It's not like him to hide from the randomness for so long. There is a Moral Event Horizon to consider here. He said he's been busy with some RL stuff, so I wonder if he's going to release all of that pent-up randomness over time, or let it out in one glorious burst.
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 There is a Moral Event Horizon to consider here. He said he's been busy with some RL stuff, so I wonder if he's going to release all of that pent-up randomness over time, or let it out in one glorious burst. Annoy-A-Trons should be reserved for terrible wrongdoers like supervillains and corrupt politicians. Well. So long as he knows that his absence has been noted. I can flip off the Forum Mom switch and stop worrying, then. 1
Zathoth Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 ... is the annoy-a-tron or ruining the mans life more evil? I just want to know where I stand in the scale of evil.
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 ... is the annoy-a-tron or ruining the mans life more evil? I just want to know where I stand in the scale of evil. Well, a well-hidden Annoy-A-Tron could probably ruin a man's life by sending him completely 'round the bend. So, about the same level, really. 2
Zathoth Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 Well, a well-hidden Annoy-A-Tron could probably ruin a man's life by sending him completely 'round the bend. So, about the same level, really. Your way is a lot more effective then. I prefer it. Good thinking.
Kaymyth she/her Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 Your way is a lot more effective then. I prefer it. Good thinking. For anyone not familiar with the Annoy-A-Tron, it is a device sold by ThinkGeek. Cleverly disguised as a piece of computer guts, its sole purpose in life is to beep. That's all, just beep. At random intervals from, I think, 2-8 minutes or something ridiculous like that. It has a magnet attached to it, so it can be secreted onto anything that a magnet will cling to, including the inside of a computer case. It is, I must say, rather diabolical. 2
Zathoth Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) For anyone not familiar with the Annoy-A-Tron, it is a device sold by ThinkGeek. Cleverly disguised as a piece of computer guts, its sole purpose in life is to beep. That's all, just beep. At random intervals from, I think, 2-8 minutes or something ridiculous like that. It has a magnet attached to it, so it can be secreted onto anything that a magnet will cling to, including the inside of a computer case. It is, I must say, rather diabolical. I need to get me one of those, not that I work in an office, I work outside, with my uncle, but some day I will meet someone who deserves an annoy-a-tron. And then I will give them one. Edit: Post number 200 was a diabolical plan... worth it! Edited September 25, 2015 by Morzathoth
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 For anyone not familiar with the Annoy-A-Tron, it is a device sold by ThinkGeek. Cleverly disguised as a piece of computer guts, its sole purpose in life is to beep. That's all, just beep. At random intervals from, I think, 2-8 minutes or something ridiculous like that. It has a magnet attached to it, so it can be secreted onto anything that a magnet will cling to, including the inside of a computer case. It is, I must say, rather diabolical. This particular Sales Guy's reaction to that device would be hilarious. YouTube worthy, even. Of course, that would only last until he decided to call our IT guy to stop the mysterious beeping noise. And that would make the whole prank not worth it, since wasting the IT guy's time would be rude and cause problems for others here who have real problems in need of fixing. 2
Zathoth Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 This particular Sales Guy's reaction to that device would be hilarious. YouTube worthy, even. Of course, that would only last until he decided to call our IT guy to stop the mysterious beeping noise. And that would make the whole prank not worth it, since wasting the IT guy's time would be rude and cause problems for others here who have real problems in need of fixing. You could always let IT guy in on the joke. 3
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Sticky googly eyes to anthropomorphize all of his office supplies...cover every surface in posty notes...Annoy-A-Tron tucked away someplace... This. Even better; sticky note his car. Take all the hole punch leavings from each Hole-Puncher and put them in his A/C or all over his desk. Mess with his desktop, send emails from his computer if he doesn't lock it. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 You could always let IT guy in on the joke. I'd need to consult others on his reaction first. I don't know him all that well, so there's a chance he'd tell Sales Guy or even my boss. :/ 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 For anyone not familiar with the Annoy-A-Tron, it is a device sold by ThinkGeek. Cleverly disguised as a piece of computer guts, its sole purpose in life is to beep. That's all, just beep. At random intervals from, I think, 2-8 minutes or something ridiculous like that. It has a magnet attached to it, so it can be secreted onto anything that a magnet will cling to, including the inside of a computer case. It is, I must say, rather diabolical. I think i may have to purchase a few...... 1
Zathoth Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 I'd need to consult others on his reaction first. I don't know him all that well, so there's a chance he'd tell Sales Guy or even my boss. :/ That would be bad. Though if he would be on Sales guys side he sorta deserves it anyway.
+Slowswift Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Had anyone heard the new Piano Guys song yet? It's a mix of Amazing Grace and Fight Song, with a few seconds of Scotland the Brave thrown in for fun. There's lots of drums and some bagpipes, too! It's Awesome. Edited September 25, 2015 by Slowswift 3
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