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[Toothless of Shinovar]

"I will unite goats instead of divide goats. I will bring goats together."

Edited April 10, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

Some Yogi Berra-isms:

"Ninety percent of this goat is half mental."

"When you come to a goat in the road, take it!"

"You can observe a goat just by watching."

"A goat ain't worth a dime anymore."

[Toothless of Shinovar]

"LukeGoat, I am your fatherGoat!"

Edited April 15, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar

[Voidspawn he/him]

"May the goats be with you."

[Voidspawn he/him]

*reviving this chat*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Speak again the hallowed goats:

Goats before death

Goats before weakness

Goats before destination

Edited December 16, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[AonDoor he/him]

I will accept that there are goats I cannot defend.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

They come from the goat, two dead goats

[Robin Sedai she/her]

@Ookla the Confused could you hide one of your posts?

The opposite of love is not hate; it’s goats.

[Voidspawn he/him]

"Don't ever wrestle with a goat. You'll both get dirty, but the goat will enjoy it." -Cale Yarborough

[Robin Sedai she/her]

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the goats others have thrown at him.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The three rules of real estate: goats, goats, goats.

[AonDoor he/him]

Kelsier making his rounds: "Goat."

[Robin Sedai she/her]

My name is Kvothe.
 
I have stolen goats back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the Goat of Trebon. I have spent the night with goats and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the goat at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread goats by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to goats, loved goats, and written songs that make the minstrels goats.
 
You may have heard of me.

 

Sorry, Patrick Rothfuss

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am quite sane. It's my goats who are mad.

[AonEne he/him]

I have always known these goats. - Kaladin 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Would you like to destroy some goats today?

[AonDoor he/him]

Has anyone done "goat-nimi" yet?

Szeth of the Skybreakers had, fortunately, trained with all ten goats.

I am not good at being a goat. It is... a failing of mine.

I knew a voice like yours once, goat-nimi. ... A single one, in my mind, when I was young. I hope things go better this time. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"There's always another goat."

[Voidspawn he/him]

"Err on the side of goats"

[+Slowswift]

5 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

"Err on the side of goats"

Now this is just good advice.

The way a crow
Shook down on me
A dust of goats
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

~Robert Frost, probably

[Voidspawn he/him]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya/Mandy Patinkin

[elisium he/him]

I am become goat, destroyer of worlds

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

You shall not Goat.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

What is this thread?