TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 27, 2015 Posted June 27, 2015 I'd go with pewter drag. If it happens every morning, I could get used to it. That's what caffeine is for, right? Would you rather have to clean your lawn after an ashfall once a week, or sell your Breath to the most irritating, morally bankrupt Returned in Hallandren? (No specific Returned in mind here; just think of the most irritating, morally bankrupt person you know and make them a deity. )
Kobold King he/him Posted June 27, 2015 Posted June 27, 2015 I'd go with pewter drag. If it happens every morning, I could get used to it. That's what caffeine is for, right? Would you rather have to clean your lawn after an ashfall once a week, or sell your Breath to the most irritating, morally bankrupt Returned in Hallandren? (No specific Returned in mind here; just think of the most irritating, morally bankrupt person you know and make them a deity. ) Um. Selling my soul versus cleaning my lawn once a week? My lawn's pretty big, but I'm not sure where the dilemma comes in here. Would you rather be chained to a bunk bed with a whitespine for one minute, or with the Lord Ruler for five? 1
+Slowswift Posted June 27, 2015 Posted June 27, 2015 Lord Ruler. At least there's a chance I might escape that one alive. From what we've seen, whitespine encounter = death. Would you rather... hug a chasmfiend or high-five a whitespine?
mail-mi he/him Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 Lord Ruler. At least there's a chance I might escape that one alive. From what we've seen, whitespine encounter = death. Would you rather... hug a chasmfiend or high-five a whitespine? High-five a whitespine...from the travelling zoo in WoR. Let's go for some good ones. Would you rather inherit Preservation or Endowment?
+Slowswift Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 High-five a whitespine...from the travelling zoo in WoR. Let's go for some good ones. Would you rather inherit Preservation or Endowment? Endowment. Because Preservation can't do crem, he has to have Ruin in order to be productive. Would you rather inherit Ruin or Odium?
Curiosity he/him Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 Eh... Ruin. I could stave its Intent off longer than Odium, maybe giving me enough time to Splinter it and evenly distribute it or give it away or something. Would you rather eat only chouta for a month straight or have a magical disease from Ashyn? Let's say it's a pretty bad disease, like mono or something.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 Would you rather eat only chouta for a month straight or have a magical disease from Ashyn? Let's say it's a pretty bad disease, like mono or something. I can eat pretty much anything for a month straight without getting tired of it, and I hate being sick no matter what benefits could be bestowed upon me. I'll take the chouta. Would you rather eat chouta made by a novice Soulcaster, or a burger that Obliteration grilled on his bare chest? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 I can eat pretty much anything for a month straight without getting tired of it, and I hate being sick no matter what benefits could be bestowed upon me. I'll take the chouta. Would you rather eat chouta made by a novice Soulcaster, or a burger that Obliteration grilled on his bare chest? Do I propose calling them "Obliteration chest burgers" for simplicity's sake, or does that sound too wrong? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 Do I propose calling them "Obliteration chest burgers" for simplicity's sake, or does that sound too wrong? "Wait, he stores his burgers in a chest? That doesn't sound very sanitary." "...Oh you poor naive soul." 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 "Wait, he stores his burgers in a chest? That doesn't sound very sanitary." "...Oh you poor naive soul." "You see he thought that the ordinary way of making burgers wasn't manly enough... so he decided to use his powers." 3
emilylime she/her Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 uh, I don't know much about Obliteration, let alone Obliteration chest burgers... but I'd rather take chouta. I mean, Kaladin, Lopen, and Rock like it. it can't be that horrible.....right? Would you rather join WoR Bridge Four or TFE Kelsier's crew?
DreamEternal Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) WoR Bridge Four. I have light-ish eyes, but it still seems safer, and they did eventualy accept Renarin. Would you rather be a fugitive feruchemist chased by the steel inquisition or a lone warform parshendi lost in post-WoR Alethkar? Edited July 11, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
Kobold King he/him Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 Would you rather be a fugitive feruchemist chased by the steel inquisition or a lone warform parshendi lost in post-WoR Alethkar? WoR spoilers: Can the remaining Parshendi survive hightstorms without becoming stormform? If so, then I'd choose Parshendi. If not, I'm afraid I'd have to choose fugitive Feruchemist. Would you rather try to ride a whitespine or try to steal money from a koloss?
DreamEternal Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 WoR spoilers: Can the remaining Parshendi survive hightstorms without becoming stormform? If so, then I'd choose Parshendi. If not, I'm afraid I'd have to choose fugitive Feruchemist. WoR spoiler: Rlain didn't become a voidbringer, so I assume only slaveform(parshmen) listeners can be forced to change forms. I could be wrong, since they got to shelter before the eye of the everstorm got them, but I find it more likely that Parshendi with a form can resist it.
mail-mi he/him Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 WoR spoilers: Can the remaining Parshendi survive hightstorms without becoming stormform? If so, then I'd choose Parshendi. If not, I'm afraid I'd have to choose fugitive Feruchemist. Would you rather try to ride a whitespine or try to steal money from a koloss? Hm, these choices are awful. I'd rather steal money from a Koloss, because they can sometimes be reasonable. Would you rather be a Drab skaa or a Reod Elantrian darkeyes?
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Elantrian! Because then at least I'd have a soul! Would you rather spend an hour in a jail cell with a very angry Pewterarm, or spend an entire week in a cell with Hoid? Edited July 28, 2015 by The Crooked Warden
TCshard Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 Elantrian! Because then at least I'd have a soul! Would you rather spend an hour in a jail cell with a very angry Pewterarm, or spend an entire week in a cell with Hoid? Hoid cause I can(probably) choke him to death. If not I'll just keep bugging him until he tells me all about the cosmere. Would you rather have uncontrollable royal locks that are always showing your emotion or constantly be bugged by an annoying windspren(average one not like syl)
natc Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) The hair I can get used to, so that. I'd like to point out Hoid is only mildly amused by the prospect of beheading by shardblade, so he'll probably survive choking. Would you rather be locked in a tub of acid with infinite stormlight to keep you alive (and essence marked to be utterly convinced that you can't stop inhaling it), or be a tin savant working at a fireworks testing site with your tin always on? Edited July 28, 2015 by natc 1
TCshard Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) The hair I can get used to, so that. I'd like to point out Hoid is only mildly amused by the prospect of beheading by shardblade, so he'll probably survive choking. Would you rather be locked in a tub of acid with infinite stormlight to keep you alive (and essence marked to be utterly convinced that you can't stop inhaling it), or be a tin savant working at a fireworks testing site with your tin always on? But after sending a few hours with hoid think of how much fun trying to choke him would be.Also I would rather the acid, since I could probably drink the acid till its gone. Edited July 28, 2015 by TCshard
Bort he/him Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 Would you rather be a Herdazian, or a Horneater?
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 Horneater, I always wanted red hair, and if I'm lucky, I could swim on their peaks. A Final Empire ball, or a Shattered Plains feast?
Bort he/him Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 Shattered Plains feast, especially that one with the little islands. I'll bet that would look brilliant. Mistborn or Feruchemist?
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 Ugh, can't I just be The Lord ruler? Okay, fine Feruchemist. . . Or maybe mistborn. Chouta, or Newcago hotdog?
Bort he/him Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 (edited) Chouta, but mostly because I've not read the Reckoners beyond Steelheart. Besides, I once tried to order chouta at KFC, so it obviously comes to mind easier than hot dogs. Kaladin's Boots, or Vivenna's Breath-infused tattered cloak? Edit: I know how you feel about the feruchemist/mistborn dilemma. I'm exactly the same. I think though, eventually, Mistborn would win out, because you can't fly with feruchemy. Ok, fall with style, but it's close enough. Edited July 30, 2015 by Bort 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 Kaladin's Boots, or Vivenna's Breath-infused tattered cloak? Vivenna's cloak, just so I can sleep knowing my cloak possesses the souls of a thousand poverty-stricken peasants. Would you rather have a picnic under an ashfall in the Final Empire, or during the Weeping on Roshar? 2
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