Maple Duke Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Hey I'm here! I've currently read the mistborn series and the two stormlight archive books and can't wait to read more! (I hope my library HAS more) I think I'll go with Elantrilous (or however you spell it [plz don't correct I know it's wrong]) I read for a living so I'm super hyped that Sanderson is as good a author as he is. btw Lopen is every friend I've ever had and is therefore the greatest. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Welcome! Would you like a cookie? btw Lopen is every friend I've ever had and is therefore the greatest. You have some great friends then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I think I'll go with Elantrilous (or however you spell it [plz don't correct I know it's wrong]) Have fun reading Elantris! Maybe you could try Warbreaker after that (it's free to read on Brandon's site). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Duke Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 I decided to look back at my first post... *face-palm!* I'm not even quite sure what all that is supposed to mean... I think I'll try again, *ahem* Hello 17th Shard! I'm Maple Duke, I live in Northern Michigan where there is nothing to do but read or shiver in the cold. naturally I prefer reading. I'm currently in high school so I manage to get away with it even if I'm supposed to be doing other things... I'm hoping to go to U of M to become a aerospace engineer, so hopefully I'll be able to find some extra time to read when Stormlight 3 finally comes out. Hopefully that is a bit of an improvement over my first impression and hopefully no one will judge me for that too much... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Welcome to the forums for the first time.Would you like a cookie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 BTW the cookies are hemalurgically spiked. Take one if you want to but beware of metal railroad spikes as they can cause indigestion and mild death. Also BTW, I so much approve of your future career. I plan on becoming a Test Pilot and have gone to many an aerospace course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) BTW the cookies are hemalurgically spiked. Take one if you want to but beware of metal railroad spikes as they can cause indigestion and mild death. Also BTW, I so much approve of your future career. I plan on becoming a Test Pilot and have gone to many an aerospace course. Would you like to join the Light? The only requirement is to tell an uninformed Sharder about Hemalurgic cookies. I'm even opening up membership to members of the Dark Alley, as long as they always tell prospective victi-I mean subjects about what is in their cookies in the same post as their offer. Edited January 9, 2016 by Stormgate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Would you like to join the Light? The only requirement is to tell an uninformed Sharder about Hemalurgic cookies. I'm even opening up membership to members of the Dark Alley, as long as they always tell prospective victi-I mean subjects about what is in their cookies. We all do that, admittedly sometimes after they've eaten it but hey, informed is informed. It's not our fault that other people perceive time linearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 what is time but a moment? what is a moment but a movement? and what is a movement but energy? and what is energy but an overused english word that means seven different things at the same time? errrr, I mean... Would you like to slay some evil today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 We all do that, admittedly sometimes after they've eaten it but hey, informed is informed. It's not our fault that other people perceive time linearly. I edited my post. No more loopholes in that part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 I edited my post. No more loopholes in that part. Most of us have links to the Dark Alley in title or signature, the Dark Alley disclaimer clearly outlines potential loss of soul, life or humanity. We have a legal team that is most adept at finding loopholes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 therefore the document should say that all interpretations of any kind can only be confirmed by the writer in an Alley of Law. all other interpretations and/or loopholes can be challenged by the mighty Blades of the Knightbloods and company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) Yeah...you also can't edit the post offering a cookie to say that it's a spike after the Sharder has accepted it. That's the only loophole I can think of. And do you really expect new members to pay attention to the signatures? They probably don't even know what the Dark Alley is, or why they have Hemalurgic scientists as well as bakers. Edited January 9, 2016 by Stormgate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Not our fault if they don't pay due attention, we still warned them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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