You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

43 minutes ago, Casimir the Willshaper said:

You know you're a sanderfan when you make a hat out of aluminum foil so you can't be affected by emotional allomancy.

When you keep forgetting to line all of your hats with aluminum foil.

[King Cole he/him]

When you are 200 pages into your oathbringer reread

[LordMistbornII]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you buy a boat and go sailing from Hawaii to find Mokia.

[Truthweaver she/her]

When you notice bruises on your leg and realize they've formed from propping Oathbringer on it for hours.

[Jonathon]

When your at the ER and the first way you think of to describe the feelings of your asthma/lung issues, is by relating it to desolations and how this most recent one is different from all the others somehow, but you aren't quite sure why or in what way...

[Flying she/her]

When people are honking their car horns at each other in the mall parking lot on Black Friday and instead of screaming "hold your horses" you scream "HOLD YOUR STORMING RYSHADIUMS, PEOPLE" and your parents turn to look at you like you're crazy.

[Egomere]

When you actually start to swear using Cosmere swears... in real life...

and when you start making up Nalthis colour swears....

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When OB replaces WoR as your favorite book before you even get halfway through it.

[Flying she/her]

When you do your homework while listening to the Album Preview for the Kaladin soundtrack (This honestly doesn't really help me focus. I get too excited and start jumping around and throwing my pencil because I can't contain my excitement. I'm trying to do a science project right now and just listening to the music has drawn me back to the Shard.)

[Casimir the Willshaper]

When you wish you could use chromium metalminds to influence the Oathbringer alternate dust jacket auction

[Sami she/her]

8 hours ago, Egomere said:

When you actually start to swear using Cosmere swears... in real life...

Don't we all.

[Flying she/her]

When you eat a huge piece of chocolate and forget that the amount of caffeine in that thing is going to keep you up probably all night long, then you become happy because you realize you can read Oathbringer for hours while you're having trouble falling asleep. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you have a dream where you meet Hoid, and he's about to tell you all the secrets of the Cosmere when your uncle wakes you up.

I'm not very happy about that... 

Also, I'm just going to throw this out there, he is AWESOME! 

So is Kaladin, and Lopen, and Renarin, and Vin, and Elend, and Wayne, and Rock, and Kelsier, and Raoden, and Nightblood, and Vasher, and Silence, and Syl, and Lift, and Wyndle, and Legolas, and I'm going to leave now.

I am too emotionally attached to fictional characters.

Edited November 26, 2017 by Tesh

[Penumbra]

when you call your partner a skybreaker when he is adamant that you wait for the green light to cross the road because it's the law.

 

[King Cole he/him]

6 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

when you call your partner a skybreaker when he is adamant that you wait for the green light to cross the road because it's the law.

 

Perhaps he will be merciful if he catches you jaywalking and give you a life prison sentence instead of execution

[Quickbronze he/him]

4 hours ago, King Cole said:

Perhaps he will be merciful if he catches you jaywalking and give you a life prison sentence instead of execution

THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO SKYBREAKERS 

NOT ALL OF US ARE INSANE 

JUST MOST OF US

OB SPOILERS:

Spoiler

JUST BECAUSE 99% OF OUR ORDER SERVES ODIUM NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL EVIL

 

Edited November 26, 2017 by Crimson Not Blood

[Shqueeves]

3 hours ago, Penumbra said:

when you call your partner a skybreaker when he is adamant that you wait for the green light to cross the road because it's the law.

 

Your partner would dislike my jaywalking habits. I've jaywalked every day for almost 3 years 

[King Cole he/him]

When you have read oathbringer twice

[+Slowswift]

5 hours ago, Crimson Not Blood said:

THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO SKYBREAKERS 

NOT ALL OF US ARE INSANE 

JUST MOST OF US

JUST BECAUSE OUR LEADER IS A MASS-MURDERER DOESN'T MAKE US EVIL

 

Edited November 26, 2017 by Ookla the Tremendous
Edited so that my post wouldn't be the guilty one. :p

[Quickbronze he/him]

RIP, I'll take that out

[Penumbra]

17 hours ago, Ookla that Watches said:

Your partner would dislike my jaywalking habits. I've jaywalked every day for almost 3 years 

So have I, just not when he's with me I should probably... not. In my defense sometimes the roads are just straight up empty.

[Podman]

OOKLA!!!

[The Voiceless One he/him]

I just tried to explain the poor quality of the school wifi using duraluminminds.

[Podman]

I know! I never find WiFi with good enough Connection!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When:

I think I've finally convinced a friend of mine to read Sanderson. She said she might read Mistborn. 

And I'm really happy...

Also, I'm going to my public bookstore tomorrow, and I'm going to buy as many of the WoT books as I can with $25. Or I'm going to get a Bridge Four T-shirt. Or an 'I am a stick' one.