Sanderson Memes

[Taliax none (name only)]

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^Stormlight Archive (nothing really specific, but inspired by Oathbringer)

Definite Oathbringer spoilers:

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[Sunbird she/her]

Szeth's spirit animal.

[Unhinged he/him]

From Oathbringer chapter 1-2

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Everyone's reaction to Dalinar's statement 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2017 by Unhinged
added spoiler tag

[Calderis he/him]

@Unhinged I know they don't really give a lot, but you still might want to spoiler those. 

[Archer he/him]

The most triggered pirate ever. 

Edited May 21, 2018 by Archer
That wasn't obscure at all! Say, you should post another bad meme right after it!

[Archer he/him]

Edited May 21, 2018 by Archer
WHAT THE STORM! I didn't mean for you to actually do it. Don't you now double posting is a crime against humanity?! Well it's too late now. I hope you're happy foul younger me. Who cares if you didn't know? YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! Go hide in shame!

[C. M. Hayden he/him]

[Nathrangking he/him]

cosmere

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Edited September 13, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Sparkrunner he/him]

From the Oathbringer Chapters:

[Unhinged he/him]

In honor of something that we've been waiting a long time to see

spoilers for Oathbringer preview chapter 6.

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[Nathrangking he/him]

Mistborn

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Edited September 13, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Sunbird she/her]

These are less about Sanderson's books than they are about certain Sharders, but I figure this is the best place to put them anyway.

[Elenion he/him]

1 hour ago, Sunchicken said:

These are less about Sanderson's books than they are about certain Sharders, but I figure this is the best place to put them anyway.

Additionally:

When someone mentions Adolin around Maxal.

When someone mentions Edge of the Empire around Elenion.

When someone says "don't eat the cookies" around the Dark Alley.

When someone posts a new Hemalurgy WoB on the Shard.

[Archer he/him]

When Hoid shows up out of nowhere

 

Edited May 21, 2018 by Archer
You. Made. A. Jeopardy. Meme. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? What are you, 40? *slap* Besides, you should have said 'mine', not 'bomb'! Otherwise the joke doesn't even...*sigh*

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin in WOR

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[+Extesian he/him]

10 minutes ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin in WOR

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Ha!

Alternatively, Kaladin, Shallan and Adolin

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Edited September 7, 2017 by Extesian

[Sparkrunner he/him]

[Archer he/him]

I found this one on Pintrest:

Edited May 21, 2018 by Archer
Good padawan. Cite your sources.

[Meannadarie]

Just a thought that struck me today, and I couldn't help myself. Haha!

[btcannon]

SPOILERS FOR WORDS OF RADIANCE:

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Edited September 9, 2017 by btcannon

[Botanica she/her]

Alternative Kelsier punching Hoid scene (based on this meme):

[Ammanas]

It seems Hoid always has a soliloquy at the end of each stormlight book. I made this in celebration of that fact. The quote is from the end of Words of Radiance

Edited September 12, 2017 by Ammanas

[Nathrangking he/him]

WoR

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[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

9 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

WoR

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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that rust for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your chull. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherstormer before you popped a cap in his chull. But I saw some rust this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous chull in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that rust ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. 

Righteous be Skybreakers.

Shepherd be Windrunners

Sadeas is evil.

Kaladin isn't Jules at all.

[Chaos he/him]

YOU MUST NOT POST OATHBRINGER SPOILERS IN THIS THREAD.

This is NOT a spoiler board. Make a meme thread in the Oathbringer board.

Serious consequences will happen if this continues and I will not be empathetic.

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