Frustration Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Prettycooolguy said: https://imgflip.com/i/6288ku Preeettty much my first post practically! And I knoow, it's all link-y and embarassing but you see, I am pretty new! welcome to the shard.
Chinkoln he/him Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Prettycooolguy said: https://imgflip.com/i/6288ku Preeettty much my first post practically! And I knoow, it's all link-y and embarassing but you see, I am pretty new! Welcome to the Shard! Could you give credit to where you got the artwork?
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 some awesome things Kelsier: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Elend: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Vin walks in* Elend: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. Adolin: I am strong! I beat Shallan at arm wrestling! Kaladin: Anyone can beat Shallan at arm wrestling! Shallan: Hey- Lightsong: Are they stupid? Vivenna: Yes, but they prefer to be called Siri. Nightblood: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Szeth: Well then who's is it? Nightblood, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know! Navani: Trouble at 2 o'clock! Dalinar: *looks down at their watch* Dalinar: Now, how do you know that? Dalinar: Watcha doin? Navani: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Dalinar: Scandalous. Dalinar: Can I help? Dalinar: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Navani: You mean you stabbed them? Dalinar: They ran into my knife. 10
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 I have never punched a person. They just happened to be in the way of my fist. 1
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 Shallan: I am a responsible adult! Adolin: *raises brow* Shallan: I am an adult. Kaladin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Syl: Your life? Kaladin: I- well yes, but- Venli: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Venli: *aggressively throws water bottles* Rlain: Uh... what's up with them? Eshonai: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Venli: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Demid, crying: It's working. Venli: Why is Eshonai crying on the floor? Demid: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Venli: And? Demid: They got Rlain. Teft: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kaladin, Adolin, & Shallan: Okay. Teft: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kaladin: Bold of you to a**ume I have money. Adolin: Bold of you to a**ume I don't want to die. Shallan: Bold of you to a**ume I can die. Teft: What’s up with Kaladin? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Adolin: They're just a little overwhelmed. Teft: Why? Adolin: Shallan smiled at them. Veil: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Shallan: Bet you I can! Radiant: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper* 9
Shard of Reading he/him Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 On 1/22/2022 at 1:10 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Dalinar: Watcha doin? Navani: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Dalinar: Scandalous. Dalinar: Can I help? I would say that this is Shallan and Pattern, but I guess that also works. 1
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 24, 2022 Posted January 24, 2022 22 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: I would say that this is Shallan and Pattern, but I guess that also works. it was a random quote generator you insert names into it, I thought this worked pretty well but I see what you mean.
Liahona Posted January 27, 2022 Posted January 27, 2022 On 1/24/2022 at 2:24 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: it was a random quote generator you insert names into it, I thought this worked pretty well but I see what you mean. May I ask which quote generator? I like the ones here
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 27, 2022 Posted January 27, 2022 48 minutes ago, Liahona said: May I ask which quote generator? I like the ones here here you go Incorrect Quote Generator - Perchancehttps://perchance.org › incorrect-quote-generator and a quote (Wheel of time) Spoiler 2
Liahona Posted January 27, 2022 Posted January 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: here you go Incorrect Quote Generator - Perchancehttps://perchance.org › incorrect-quote-generator Thank you!
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 Syl: Where is Kaladin? Shallan: I'll do you one better, who is Kaladin?? Adolin: Here's a better question, why is Kaladin? Skar: You’re a loose cannon, Lopen. Lopen: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Drehy: I think you play by your own rules. Rock: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Skar: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Lopen: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Teft is a loose cannon. Teft: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Lopen! Rock: I’d say Teft’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Drehy: Now I’m just confused. Is Lopen a loose cannon or not? Skar: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Lopen: *groans* Teft: Aw, man. Shallan, knocking on the door: Radiant, open up! Radiant: It all started when I was a kid. Shallan: That’s not what I- Veil: Let them finish! Shallan is casually searching around the room* Veil: Hey Shallan, what’re you looking for? Shallan: My will to live. *Radiant walks into the room* Shallan: Oh, there it is. 7
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) (Spoilered for size) Spoiler No explanation needed Edited February 1, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 10
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 59 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: (Spoilered for size) Hide contents No explanation needed *confusion* wha? is that Naruto or something? OH I GET IT NOW. LOLLOLOLOLOL that is great. 1
AonEne he/him Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 Isaac and Clint look similar. Art by Botanica The meme format just dropped into my lap with the YouTube recommended. All memes by me. 7
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Ironwill2112 he/him Posted February 8, 2022 Posted February 8, 2022 22 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: This was me except it was like the whole last quarter of the book and I finished the book the next morning without sleeping a wink. Then we had a bunch of company so that was great. 2
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 (edited) My mom is reading RoW, so she has had the book out recently. My 2 year old sister has developed a fascination with it, even falling asleep face-first on its pages. However, we’re starting to potty train her, and she peed on the book. Naturally, being the Sanderfan I am, this was my reaction. Edited February 9, 2022 by Zephrun's Imperium 16
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