Observer Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Less useless, more epic. When faced with two choices, pick one, and then a few years down the road stamp yourself to see what kind of person you could have been if you had picked differently. 2
Voidus Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Soulstamp yourself to have shorter hair instead of cutting it. Forge the dishes clean after dinner. 3
Observer Posted January 18, 2013 Posted January 18, 2013 Better yet: Forge the dishes dirty after cleaning... Heck, forge them to be unforged and see what happens... 4
SirShemmington VI Posted January 21, 2013 Posted January 21, 2013 Use forgery to forge your floor tidy. 1
Voidus Posted January 22, 2013 Posted January 22, 2013 Forge yourself to be someone who has never read the wheel of time every time you re-read it. 5
FaeMofo Posted January 22, 2013 Posted January 22, 2013 spiking someone with allomantic aluminium and duralumin
Observer Posted January 22, 2013 Posted January 22, 2013 Forge yourself extra past, turning yourself into the future version of yourself. 2
Kurkistan he/him Posted January 22, 2013 Posted January 22, 2013 Forge yourself extra past, turning yourself into the future version of yourself. Once again: Potentially awesome. It probably isn't possible with Forging, but a version of Shai with an extra couple decades of expertise would probably come in handy. 1
SirShemmington VI Posted January 22, 2013 Posted January 22, 2013 Forge yourself into being a master forger. 2
Stormfather Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 When the neighbors dog wont stop barking, forge it without a bark. When the neighbors have a party and you're trying to sleep, forge the stereo broken When people take up multiple parking spots, use shardplate to move the vehicle across the parking lot and then lash it to the new spot When a girl wont stop texting on a date, forge the phone broken Go to a hotel and wait for kids to try jumping up and down to break the elevator, then use fulcramy to actually break it. Look in horror to the kids and ask "what did you do?" then use Aons to travel out of the elevator Go to a high school and lash the guys pants above their butts 5
Tarontos he/him Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 Lash your self weightless so that you can sleep on air Use duraluminum and tin to make yourself pass out Store breath with cadmium to the point where you passout 2
Sorin Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 burn iron to open beer bottles forge essays into being complete 2
Voidus Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 forge essays into being complete Or Forge your teacher into someone who already read your essay, taking several months/years to do so. 4
Observer Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 Only use iron and steel together. Same applies for pushes and pulls. 1
king of nowhere Posted January 23, 2013 Author Posted January 23, 2013 (edited) When a girl wont stop texting on a date, forge the phone broken I suggest dumping the girl, because she's clearly not intersted enough in you. In fact, you can forge yourself so that you never went to the date in the first place but left her waiting. That would suit her just fine. Or, if you can't find the right words to break up with her, forge yourself so that you already did the breaking up. If you still want to try to court her, I suggest using emotional allomancy to riot despair and loneliness (or other bad feelings) every time she touches the mobile phone. See how long it takes before she get a pavlovian response to it. Edited January 23, 2013 by king of nowhere 12
Kurkistan he/him Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 (edited) I suggest dumping the girl, because she's clearly not intersted enough in you. In fact, you can forge yourself so that you never went to the date in the first place but left her waiting. That would suit her just fine. Or, if you can't find the right words to break up with her, forge yourself so that you already did the breaking up. If you still want to try to court her, I suggest using emotional allomancy to riot despair and loneliness (or other bad feelings) every time she touches the mobile phone. See how long it takes before she get a pavlovian response to it. *Adds king of nowhere to "people to avoid in dark alleys" list.* Edited January 23, 2013 by Kurkistan 15
Voidus Posted January 23, 2013 Posted January 23, 2013 *Adds king of nowhere to "people to avoid in dark alleys" list.* Yay! Welcome King of nowhere! It's quite an exclusive group. 3
king of nowhere Posted January 24, 2013 Author Posted January 24, 2013 burn pewter to resist pain and get strong. break your shoulder articulation. now you should be able to lick the tip of your elbow. tap feruchemical gold to heal. boast to your friends that you can manage to lick your elbow. 12
makromag he/him Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Permanently fill steel and zync, live in slow-motion Fill Atium all your live, more in the beginning, going less and less with every year. Around forty instead start tapping it, more every year: You are now Benjamin Button Fill away your sense of identity then compound determination, you are determined to be nobody 4
Darklight66675 Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 Forge somebody's chair to have been broken in past.Person sits on chair:Entire chair breaks. Use atium and duralumin to see if a date's going well,then if it isn't,use steelminds to ditch her. Soulcast a shardblade into a piece of poop. Soulcast Lerasium into aluminium. Full Lash somebody's pants to the ground. Use Cadmimiuminds to sing underwater. 1
ADIMORTIS he/him Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 forge yourself into someone who knows everything in an exam and then ace it.... 2
happyman he/him Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 forge yourself into someone who knows everything in an exam and then ace it.... This is both possible (check out Shai's soul-stamps; one of her stamps is, essentially, a form of this) and useful. 1
Phantom Monstrosity Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) This is both possible (check out Shai's soul-stamps; one of her stamps is, essentially, a form of this) and useful. It'd take years to do, and require you to know a heck of a lot about the subject to make the revised self plausible. Seems pretty useless to me. Edited April 23, 2013 by Phantom Monstrosity 2
Senor Feesh Posted April 23, 2013 Posted April 23, 2013 You don't necessarily need to know about the subject yourself, just change your history so that you spend time studying it. As someone else pointed out, Shai actually has a stamp that does this. All the stamp would need to say would be something like: studied under master artisan for five years
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