Phin he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 There is a very long much included topic on the topic of the ideal cast for the Mistborn movie. For fun, Think what it would take for you to take a pass on going to see it. What would it take to make it the stinker that the movie for Eragon was? In case you missed me saying it the first four times this list is a joke, and I shuddered several times typing it out. don't take it seriously... Breeze Jonah Hill Clubs Kris Kristopherson Demoux Jason Stathum Dockson Jason Lee Elend Venture Channing Tattum Hammond Dave Bautista Kar Dewayne Johnson Kelsier Ben Afleck Lord Ruler Tom Cruise Mare Cameran Diaz Marsh Keanau Reeves Reen Zac Effron Sazed Christopher Walken Shan Elariel Rebel Wilson Spook Shia Labouf Straff Venture Jeff Bridges Teven Renoux Christopher Lambert Vin Kristen Stewart Director/Producer/screen play writers The Wachowskis 6
Slater he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Zane played by Justin Beiber. "shudders" It's like "How can we possibly make people hate this character even more then they already do? Oh, oh god what have we done!?" Edited February 2, 2015 by Slater 3
Dunkum he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Vin Kristen Stewart This is exactly what I thought the second I saw the topic title. *shudders* 1
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Oh, oh god what have we done!?" I don't know. Kill them.
skaa he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) I tried imagining who a clueless Hollywood filmmaker would think is perfect for the role of Kelsier, and I immediately thought of Johnny Depp. *shudders* *realizes the risk of posting in this thread* Alright Depp fans, I admit, Johnny Depp might be an okay Kelsier, but not a great one pleasedontkillme. Edited February 2, 2015 by skaa 5
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I tried imagining who a clueless Hollywood filmmaker would think is perfect for the role of Kelsier, and I immediately thought of Johnny Depp. *shudders* *realizes the risk of posting in this thread* Alright Depp fans, I admit, Johnny Depp might be an okay Kelsier, but not a great one pleasedontkillme. Eh, given Depps diversity he would only really suit Hoid. But he would be a mistake as i doubt he would be OK with such a minor role in several different movies.
Quiver he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) And... now all I am ever going to hear when I read Hoid's dialogue is Captain Jack Sparrow. Thanks guys. Eh, given Depps diversity he would only really suit Hoid. But he would be a mistake as i doubt he would be OK with such a minor role in several different movies. Samuel L Jackson as Hoid. Edited February 2, 2015 by Quiver 1
mistwannabeborn he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) I think the worst casting would be Miley Cyrus playing the Part of Vin and Will Farrell playing Elend..... AND GOD SAID KILL THEM............................................................. Edited February 2, 2015 by mistwannabeborn 2
Cheese United he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I don't know... I saw a fancast that casted Dilan 'O Brien as Elend. And it wasn't even a joke. 1
Phin he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Author Posted February 2, 2015 I think the worst casting would be Miley Cyrus 9238864_MILEY CYRUS SCARY PEOPLE.jpg playing the Part of Vin and Will Farrell will_ferrell_as_ron_burgundy_1312494.jpg playing Elend..... AND GOD SAID KILL THEM............................................................. that might be worse than what I was thinking. 1
Cheese United he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 CO-Directed by M Night Shamalan, AND MICHEAL BAY fixed that for ya. I'll change mine to bold later hopefully
kinxer he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Actually, Rebel Wilson should play Kar.
Phin he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Author Posted February 4, 2015 Actually, Rebel Wilson should play Kar. this is a joke thread. stay on topic. [/sarcasm] 2
gjustice99 she/her Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 fixed that for ya. I'll change mine to bold later hopefully you're right, M Night and Michael Bay would be the worst
hoidhunter he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Straff Venture = Christopher Walkin, Kelsier = Gary Busey, Elend = Michael Sera, Ham = Seth Rogan, Breeze = Danny McBride, Dockson = Jim Carey, Clubs = Jerry Stiller, Spook = Taylor Lautner, Vin = Abigail Breslin, The Lord Ruler = Jeff Goldbloom Hoid should probably be played by me... Edited February 4, 2015 by hoidhunter
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 I don't know what you talking hoidhunter. Jeff Golblum is the PERFECT choice for the Lord Ruler. And Kelsier. And Elend, and Vin, and Marsh, and Sazed, and Spook.... 1
mistwannabeborn he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Helen Mirren as Vin and James Cromwell as Elend.... Basically the movie the Queen Bad bad bad not as bad as Miley and Will Ferrell bad though.....
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 you're right, M Night and Michael Bay would be the worst "Really, Michael? You filled the entire movie with explosions, again!" "Yes. And...?" "Look at this scene. Vin Steelpushes against a chariot, and the chariot explodes. With fire. That doesn't even make sense!" "We directors need not make sense." 9
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I think the true nightmare would be casting Arnold Schwarzenegger as everyone. Including the extras. Especially the extras. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I think the true nightmare would be casting Arnold Schwarzenegger as everyone. Including the extras. Especially the extras. And in the post-credits scene, Hoid dramatically turns to the camera and utters "I'll be back" in a thick German accent. Then he turns and stalks away. 5
Voidus Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 And in the post-credits scene, Hoid dramatically turns to the camera and utters "I'll be back" in a thick German accent. Then he turns and stalks away. And Kobold just ruined the cosmere 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I was more thinking how surreal the mass execution scene from the first book would be. Arnold Schwarzenegger looking on as Arnold Schwarzenegger executes an endless stream of Arnold Schwarzeneggers, as Arnold Schwarzenegger gives a passionate speech to a group of Arnold Schwarzeneggers about how they have to fight back. 7
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I was more thinking how surreal the mass execution scene from the first book would be. Arnold Schwarzenegger looking on as Arnold Schwarzenegger executes an endless stream of Arnold Schwarzeneggers, as Arnold Schwarzenegger gives a passionate speech to a group of Arnold Schwarzeneggers about how they have to fight back. Somehow, kandra's ability to disguise themselves as other people doesn't seem nearly as impressive. 5
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