Twenty@20 he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Brandon is the original holder of Adonalsium. He shattered Adonalsium himself and now holds the supersecret 17th shard of Creativity. Brandon is chef in an alternate universe. His most famous recipe is.. Yep you guessed it. Chouta! Brandon can talk to his future selfs. This lets him cut down his writing time as he already knows what will work and what won't. Edited January 13, 2015 by Twenty@20 6
Blaze1616 he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Brandon Sanderson created a magic system that solved P=NP. You win won the internet today yesterday. Edited January 13, 2015 by Blaze1616 4
Popular Post Jeremy he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Popular Post Posted January 13, 2015 Brandon Sanderson once wrote a "short story" that was 85K words long and formed the foundation for an entire new trilogy. Brandon Sanderson takes breaks from writing books by writing other books. 39
Quiver he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Brandon Sanderson can kill Nighthound. Edited January 13, 2015 by Quiver 7
Unhinged he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 Every night before he goes to bed the bogeyman checks behind his bookshelf for Brandon Sanderson. The diamond in Brandon Sandersons wife's wedding ring perpetually glows with stormlight. 11
Blaze1616 he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 You know, the best thing about some of these is that some of them are true... Case and Point: Brandon Sanderson takes breaks from writing books by writing other books. It's hilarious. I'm having trouble not laughing out loud in the office because of this. It's great. 3
Kasimir he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 Brandon Sanderson's books have been known to regularly stop anything from bullets to the Death Star's laser. 4
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 Brandon Sanderson's books have been known to regularly stop anything from bullets to the Death Star's laser.That is a horrible use for great books 2
Curiosity he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 That is a horrible use for great books Hey, people don't mess with you if you've got a copy of his Book of Endless Pages to smack 'em with. 7
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 Hey, people don't mess with you if you've got a copy of his Book of Endless Pages to smack 'em with.I have nothing against hitting someone with a book but using it to stop bullets is a no go. 2
Guest Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 I have nothing against hitting someone with a book but using it to stop bullets is a no go. No kidding.
Popular Post Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Popular Post Posted January 13, 2015 The first time Brandon Sanderson opened a twitter account, he was banned because his tweets were actually entire novels, which ignored the standard character limit. Brandon Sanderson has deleted more stories than any author has ever written, because they didn't meet his standards In his spare time, Brandon rewrites the encyclopedia, giving it a better plot and more character development. Brandon is chef in an alternate universe. His most famous recipe is.. Yep you guessed it. Chouta! I hadn't pegged Brandon for a cannibal... 25
Blaze1616 he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 I have nothing against hitting someone with a book but using it to stop bullets is a no go. Tell that to Teddy Roosevelt. His speech that saved his life from a bullet might as well have been a book. 4
vineyarddawg Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 Brandon Sanderson once wrote a "short story" that was 85K words long and formed the foundation for an entire new trilogy. Brandon Sanderson takes breaks from writing books by writing other books. See, the best of these are the ones that are true. 3
TheOneKEA Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 Brandon Sanderson accidentally flouted Kürt Godel's incompleteness theorem with one of his magic systems. Brandon Sanderson is not allowed to stay in Utah diring a snowstorm. The last time he did so, thousands of trees died to provide the paper to print the resulting novels. Brandon Sanderson wrote the ending of The Neverending Story. 8
Popular Post king of nowhere Posted January 14, 2015 Popular Post Posted January 14, 2015 Brandon sanderson is so thorough in his research, he once walked into a police department and punched an officer, all so he would experience a few weeks of prison to better write the related chapters in wor. Brandon sanderson is so thorough in his research, to figure out how to write a dyeing character point of view he once died himself. He was then confronted by god, who asked him "what will happen in alcatraz 5?" and brandon said "rafo". So god resurrected him to finish the books. Brandon sanderson is so thorough in his research, he tried to experience kaladin's exhaustion in carrying the bridge by running around for hours with a backpack full of stones. unfortunately, it didn't work for him: he found out he could rest from running around with stones by simply running around with different stones, so he never got tired. Brandon sanderson is so thorough in his research, to figure out how to write secret societies he once joined the freemasons. After climbing up to the highest echelons, he persuaded them to be good by telling them some radiant ideals. then he went back refining his writing of the ghostbloods. Particularly prolific authors are rumored to use ghostwriters. Those ghostwriters are brandon sanderson. he writes a few novels every year for other guys as an excercise in adopting different styles and genres. but even sanderson cannot be that prolific without a ghostwriter. that ghostwriter, of course, is still sanderson. when he is tired of writing as sanderson, he relaxes by pretending he's someone else who's ghostwriting for himself. If brandon had actually continued his studies as a chemist, there would be plenty of people reading specialized scientific literature, namely his academic papers. without understanding anything about it. they'd simply read it because they liked the way it was written. Man, how I wish it was so! scientific papers seems written exactly to be boring and difficult to understand even to someone who actually is trained in the field, whose job is to read them and is intersted in the content. writing them differently would seem "unscientific" brandon does not breathe. if you analyzed the frequency of it you'd realized he is dictating another book in morse code. Brandon's books are thick enough to stop bullets, and the army had tried issuing them as body armor. it didn't work. it turned out those books were so prized, the soldiers preferred to shield the books with their bodies rather than the reverse 69
Twenty@20 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Brandon sanderson is so thorough in his research, to figure out how to write a dyeing character point of view he once died himself. He was then confronted by god, who asked him "what will happen in alcatraz 5?" and brandon said "rafo". So god resurrected him to finish the books. I wish I could upvote this post a hundred times. So God is a fan of Alcatraz. And Brandon RAFOed God.*speechless* How does anyone top that? Edited January 14, 2015 by Twenty@20 9
Popular Post king of nowhere Posted January 14, 2015 Popular Post Posted January 14, 2015 but hey, brandon is not the only one with paranormal powers here. let's not forget his beloved fans, who also scored nice achievements. sanderfans are so dedicated, once one of them fished out brandon's shopping list out of the trash bin. he sent it to a publisher, and it became a major editorial success. about two thirds of the fans said it was a brilliant masterpiece, while another third believed that "shaving cream" should have been put before "apples" for better pacing. much speculation has been devoted as to whether the banana was a worldhopper, and if hoid was impersonating the milk. sanderfans are so dedicated, they routinely manage to read every book that sanderson writes. twice or more. that's a far bigger achievement than it sounds at first. sanderfans are such epilectic trees, that if sanderson accidentally sneezed at a convention, someone will notice that the sneeze actually sounded like some obscure phrase in a dialect spoken by a few dozen people in the deep amazon basin, and threads will pop up to interpret the meaning of this "secret message". sanderfans are so dedicated, they are researching a time machine so that they can get his books before the release. Sanderfans are so dedicated, their proposal for bringing world peace is to walk into war zone and gift sanderson books to all soldiers, so that they'd be too busy reading to kill each other. and sanderson is so awesome, that it may actually work. 53
TheOneKEA Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 but hey, brandon is not the only one with paranormal powers here. let's not forget his beloved fans, who also scored nice achievements. sanderfans are so dedicated, once one of them fished out brandon's shopping list out of the trash bin. he sent it to a publisher, and it became a major editorial success. about two thirds of the fans said it was a brilliant masterpiece, while another third believed that "shaving cream" should have been put before "apples" for better pacing. much speculation has been devoted as to whether the banana was a worldhopper, and if hoid was impersonating the milk. sanderfans are so dedicated, they routinely manage to read every book that sanderson writes. twice or more. that's a far bigger achievement than it sounds at first. sanderfans are such epilectic trees, that if sanderson accidentally sneezed at a convention, someone will notice that the sneeze actually sounded like some obscure phrase in a dialect spoken by a few dozen people in the deep amazon basin, and threads will pop up to interpret the meaning of this "secret message". sanderfans are so dedicated, they are researching a time machine so that they can get his books before the release. Sanderfans are so dedicated, their proposal for bringing world peace is to walk into war zone and gift sanderson books to all soldiers, so that they'd be too busy reading to kill each other. and sanderson is so awesome, that it may actually work. This is amazing. All the up votes! Brandon Sanderson understands Foucault's Pendulum. Brandon Sanderson created a magic system that solved the traveling salesman problem, just so that the books of his favorite authors could get delivered to bookstores more efficiently! 3
mail-mi he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 but hey, brandon is not the only one with paranormal powers here. let's not forget his beloved fans, who also scored nice achievements. sanderfans are so dedicated, once one of them fished out brandon's shopping list out of the trash bin. he sent it to a publisher, and it became a major editorial success. about two thirds of the fans said it was a brilliant masterpiece, while another third believed that "shaving cream" should have been put before "apples" for better pacing. much speculation has been devoted as to whether the banana was a worldhopper, and if hoid was impersonating the milk. sanderfans are so dedicated, they routinely manage to read every book that sanderson writes. twice or more. that's a far bigger achievement than it sounds at first. sanderfans are such epilectic trees, that if sanderson accidentally sneezed at a convention, someone will notice that the sneeze actually sounded like some obscure phrase in a dialect spoken by a few dozen people in the deep amazon basin, and threads will pop up to interpret the meaning of this "secret message". sanderfans are so dedicated, they are researching a time machine so that they can get his books before the release. Sanderfans are so dedicated, their proposal for bringing world peace is to walk into war zone and gift sanderson books to all soldiers, so that they'd be too busy reading to kill each other. and sanderson is so awesome, that it may actually work. Sanderfans are so dedicated that they have entire bookshelves dedicated to Sanderson--each shelf holds as many copies of the books as it can. Sanderfans are so dedicated that some have tried to invent a machine that can move stars. Why? To move a red giant close enough to Earth to resemble Calamity. 7
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 It has been proven that audio books of Brandon Sanderson's books being played to mice make them %1000 smarter than playing classical music does. 3
High prince of geeks he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Brandon Sanderon doesn't need to write down his stories. He tells them to a room full of empty pages and the word just spear on the page 7
Popular Post TheOneKEA Posted January 15, 2015 Popular Post Posted January 15, 2015 Brandon Sanderson creates diamonds for his wife by placing a piece of coal under one of his manuscripts. The coal is crushed almost immediately. Brandon Sanderson Dropped one of his manuscripts once. The United States Geological Survey made him promise never to do that ever again. Brandon Sanderson wrote a novel so quickly one time that the resulting friction melted his keyboard. Brandon Sanderson knows why the answer is 42. 41
High prince of geeks he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Brandon Sanderson knows why the answer is 42. he will write a book about it... when were ready 9
Slater he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Brandon Sanderson can rhyme a word with orange. He doesn't do it because the world is not ready for something like that. He also beat up Batman. Why? Because. 5
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