Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Autumn paused, her brown eyes taking on a sorrowful sheen. "Years ago," she said in a voice suddenly thick with what sounded like a Drusselsteinian accent, "I was a minister up on Mount Hood. It was a happy life, filled with singing and much talk of the olden days of potlucks and the terrible food they brought. But all that changed on the day when--" "Koschei broke in, slit your throat, killed everyone else, and said he was a god," Backtrack finished. "No," Autumn said, looking shocked. "It all changed when one of our own--our very own, a former Baptist, no less!--decided we all needed to try his homemade strawberry and cheddar cheese casserole. I fled to The Dalles before bite two." Maybe she says she was a minister, wistfully mentions snowy nights singing hymns around the fireplace, and then snaps out if it and goes back to being all businesslike and nervous about the invasion? She would respond by giving him a hug. That could definitely work. Will she hear Arsenal's "reminder" over the radio? I for one would pay good money to see Funtimes hugging Arsenal. She could hug everyone in The Dalles, for that matter. Especially Panda. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 That could definitely work. Will she hear Arsenal's "reminder" over the radio? I for one would pay good money to see Funtimes hugging Arsenal. She could hug everyone in The Dalles, for that matter. Especially Panda. Yes. Yes, she will. I can't guarantee she'll be happy about it, though. She might issue a "reminder" of her own. I would need a very good reason to keep her from giving Panda a brown fedora like Peter the Panda wears. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Yes. Yes, she will. I can't guarantee she'll be happy about it, though. She might issue a "reminder" of her own. I would need a very good reason to keep her from giving Panda a brown fedora like Peter the Panda wears. I refuse to believe Doctor Funtimes' emergency broadcasts would sound anything different from this. I for one wouldn't offer any reasons. Some things are simply too awesome to be stopped. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 I refuse to believe Doctor Funtimes' emergency broadcasts would sound anything different from I for one wouldn't offer any reasons. Some things are simply too awesome to be stopped. Yeah, that's pretty much it. She could fret about how something was missing, then finally give him a fedora and say "Much better" before moving on. 1
mail-mi he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Autumn paused, her brown eyes taking on a sorrowful sheen. "Years ago," she said in a voice suddenly thick with what sounded like a Drusselsteinian accent, "I was a minister up on Mount Hood. It was a happy life, filled with singing and much talk of the olden days of potlucks and the terrible food they brought. But all that changed on the day when--" "Koschei broke in, slit your throat, killed everyone else, and said he was a god," Backtrack finished. "No," Autumn said, looking shocked. "It all changed when one of our own--our very own, a former Baptist, no less!--decided we all needed to try his homemade strawberry and cheddar cheese casserole. I fled to The Dalles before bite two." Maybe she says she was a minister, wistfully mentions snowy nights singing hymns around the fireplace, and then snaps out if it and goes back to being all businesslike and nervous about the invasion? She would respond by giving him a hug. Idea: Autumn is cut off at the "when--" when Arsenal says his reminder through the radio. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 Idea: Autumn is cut off at the "when--" when Arsenal says his reminder through the radio. This idea is pleasing to my eyes.
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Idea: Autumn is cut off at the "when--" when Arsenal says his reminder through the radio. I like it too. Though I'm just now realizing... I have no idea how Backtrack would respond to that odd message. Maybe he'd assume Lightwards was storming the town with an army of zombie pandas?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 I like it too. Though I'm just now realizing... I have no idea how Backtrack would respond to that odd message. Maybe he'd assume Lightwards was storming the town with an army of zombie pandas? He might wonder whether Koschei would think an army of pandas worth the trouble of wounding and healing.
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Profile pictures for Mailliw: In other news, I got bored and drudged up another file from David's desk. He's going to get mad at me if I keep taking these without asking. 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 In other news, I got bored and drudged up another file from David's desk. He's going to get mad at me if I keep taking these without asking. These are so good, I really want one of those for my Epics. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 These are so good, I really want one of those for my Epics. I vote Voidgaze or Ray. Nighthound's quotes would cause nightmares and Lucentia's would make people want to punch things. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 I vote Voidgaze or Ray. Nighthound's quotes would cause nightmares and Lucentia's would make people want to punch things. Voidgaze sounds perfect, even if Davis is rather unlikely to have gathered data on her or Ray for that matter. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 Voidgaze sounds perfect, even if Davis is rather unlikely to have gathered data on her or Ray for that matter. His data on Traveler would probably be restricted to "Teleporter usually seen kissing Funtimes. I think I know that guy!" Then again, he knew an awful lot about Epics others hadn't heard of, so maybe he'd know a little about Voidgaze. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 These are so good, I really want one of those for my Epics. I'd be glad to make some. They're really not that hard--all I do is use a website to convert the pictures to black and white, and then use Microsoft Paint to add the infoboxes. I vote Voidgaze or Ray. Nighthound's quotes would cause nightmares and Lucentia's would make people want to punch things. I'd have to really struggle to not use "And then Nighthound died" as Nighthound's quote. Voidgaze sounds perfect, even if Davis is rather unlikely to have gathered data on her or Ray for that matter. He's also rather unlikely to have used ponies in his files. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 I'd be glad to make some. They're really not that hard--all I do is use a website to convert the pictures to black and white, and then use Microsoft Paint to add the infoboxes. I'd have to really struggle to not use "And then Nighthound died" as Nighthound's quote. He's also rather unlikely to have used ponies in his files. That´s always an option... with some luck that´ll turn into Rays quote. Whadda mean? What better way to hide your illegal files, than disguising them as pony drawings. Knowing David his will look a lot worse though. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 That´s always an option... with some luck that´ll turn into Rays quote. Whadda mean? What better way to hide your illegal files, than disguising them as pony drawings. Knowing David his will look a lot worse though. Instead of a quote, he could always have "He'll die someday. He has to!" 2
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Instead of a quote, he could always have "He'll die someday. He has to!" Looking through Nighthound's early posts, I keep finding gems like these: "I love it when their hopespot gets crushed." “Not very talkative, are you? Pity, I like the talking, especially the disturbing parts.” "I´m going to have a lot of fun with that woman!" Has he ever said anything decent? 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 Looking through Nighthound's early posts, I keep finding gems like these: Has he ever said anything decent? Maybe offscreen, he politely asked where the nearest gas station was? Don't ask why he wanted to know. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Here it is Edgedancer, most likely the first of several. If the client wishes, there's still time to find a less creeptastic quote. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Looking through Nighthound's early posts, I keep finding gems like these: Has he ever said anything decent? Taking the context into account, not in the last half decade or so. Maybe offscreen, he politely asked where the nearest gas station was? Don't ask why he wanted to know. If he did he did something horrible to the person he asked afterwards and blew up the gas station. Here it is Edgedancer, most likely the first of several. If the client wishes, there's still time to find a less creeptastic quote. This will do nicely.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Here it is Edgedancer, most likely the first of several. If the client wishes, there's still time to find a less creeptastic quote. Take out of context, I think that's one of the less creeptastic quotes from him--though that isn't saying much. Edited November 10, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Take out of context, I think that's one of the less creeptastic quotes from him--though that isn't saying much. The quote that expresses his wish to prey onto the woman he just murdered twice and also perfectly fits his situation with Ray is one of the less creeptastic ones? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 The quote that expresses his wish to prey onto the woman he just murdered twice and also perfectly fits his situation with Ray is one of the less creeptastic ones? If you take it completely out if context and forget everything you know about Nighthound, it could be a joyous proclamation of a love struck man who just went on a fabulous (non creepy) date with his soulmate. In context, it's extremely creepy. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 The quote that expresses his wish to prey onto the woman he just murdered twice and also perfectly fits his situation with Ray is one of the less creeptastic ones? It says a lot about Nighthound that the same quote can easily refer to his relationship with two different women and two different crimes--double homicide and sexual harassment. Pardon me for a moment, I feel a chant comin' on. And then Nighthound died. And then Nighthound died. And then Nighthound died. And then Nighthound died... 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 It says a lot about Nighthound that the same quote can easily refer to his relationship with two different women and two different crimes--double homicide and sexual harassment. Pardon me for a moment, I feel a chant comin' on. And then Nighthound died. And then Nighthound died. And then Nighthound died. And then Nighthound died... It'll happen. Don't worry.
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