The Guild of Blond Hair

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Sup blondies, anyone here have green eyes?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Sup blondies, anyone here have green eyes?

Hi!

no lol

Edited July 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Hi!

no lol

*sadness*

[strmblsd he/him]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Sup blondies, anyone here have green eyes?

I'm not blond and I don't have green eyes but I'm mainly here to make fun of blonds and call the ones with blue eyes Aryans.. and I'm a low ranking foot soldier so I hit gingers feet with my big stick.. and my best friend is blond hair blue eyed aryan so yeah.. I have a right to make fun of them... Oh and a few of my siblings are Aryans too..

[Hyper129 He/Him]

31 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Sup blondies, anyone here have green eyes?

Welcome! How would you like to be conscripted into our militia? *hands you a big stick*

(Unless you have blond/dirty blond hair, ofc)

Edited July 14, 2024 by Hyper129

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I am solidly in the brown hair camp but am, likewise to strmblsd, here to be amused by blonde jokes. 

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Hands @Mr. Misting a big stick* Since you have come here to listen to blond jokes and are not blond you are now a militiaman. Go attack some gingers.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

I am solidly in the brown hair camp but am, likewise to strmblsd, here to be amused by blonde jokes. 

26 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I'm not blond and I don't have green eyes but I'm mainly here to make fun of blonds and call the ones with blue eyes Aryans.. and I'm a low ranking foot soldier so I hit gingers feet with my big stick.. and my best friend is blond hair blue eyed aryan so yeah.. I have a right to make fun of them... Oh and a few of my siblings are Aryans too..

May I join the ranks of the people enjoying dumb blonde jokes and laughing at the aryans?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

May I join the ranks of the people enjoying dumb blonde jokes and laughing at the aryans?

WHAT IS HAPPENING RN

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT IS HAPPENING RN

I have started a beautiful now movement in society 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, strmblsd said:

I have started a beautiful now movement in society 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Welcome! How would you like to be conscripted into our militia? *hands you a big stick*

(Unless you have blond/dirty blond hair, ofc)

I have dirty blond hair, does that mean I can be the Militia Captain?

*takes out bigger stick*

Edited July 14, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Mr. Misting he/him]

47 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Hands @Mr. Misting a big stick* Since you have come here to listen to blond jokes and are not blond you are now a militiaman. Go attack some gingers.

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

Yup! The Cult of the Gingers. The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult is currently at war with them. The Brunette Cult is an extension of The Cult of the Stick. 

 

47 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

May I join the ranks of the people enjoying dumb blonde jokes and laughing at the aryans?

Me too! I am here to enjoy this lovely show! I will not be a 'lowly footman' I am willing to donate to and be a patron of those in the movement! 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

*takes out entire tree from pocket*

did someone say war?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

*takes out entire tree from pocket*

did someone say war?

Waitwaitwait. The guild is warring now too? 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Waitwaitwait. The guild is warring now too? 

Idk

[Hyper129 He/Him]

58 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I have dirty blond hair, does that mean I can be the Militia Captain?

*takes out bigger stick*

Yes it certainly does! Feel free to put the rank in either your sig or about me  *Hands you an unbonded shardstick*

24 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

Hahaha *takes other sticks away, gives slightly larger than average stick*

10 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Waitwaitwait. The guild is warring now too? 

We're allied with the brunette/black hair cult (and are by extension allied with the cult of the stick and support the baldies) and are currently supporting them in the war effort against gingers

Edited July 14, 2024 by Hyper129
forgot an asterisk lolol

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Waitwaitwait. The guild is warring now too? 

*cocks enormous gun while staring stoically at you* Of course.

[Hyper129 He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*cocks enormous gun while staring stoically at you* Of course.

Like this?

Spoiler

 

 

Edited July 14, 2024 by Hyper129
added a box

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

What the...???

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*cocks enormous gun while staring stoically at you* Of course.

What thread are we gonna be using??

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

What the...???

What thread are we gonna be using??

we're gonna attack the gingers

[Vyzkel He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Yes it certainly does! Feel free to put the rank in either your sig or about me  *Hands you an unbonded shardstick*

Let’s gooo!!

[Hyper129 He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Let’s gooo!!

ofc!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

25 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Like this?

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Basically, but way more comical