The Guild of Blond Hair

[Hyper129 He/Him]

I noticed that blondies don't have a group, so I have decided to start the Guild of Blond Hair (a little better than a cult)!

I am the guildmaster, we will appoint other ranks once people begin joining.

Edited July 14, 2024 by Hyper129

[Lunamor she/her]

I’m surprised it took this long for us blondies to get a club 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Right??

[strmblsd he/him]

Do you guys have blue eyes? And can I say dumb blond jokes in here.. they don't apply to me because I have the superior brown hair

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*hiss* No blonde jokes! None!

[strmblsd he/him]

What do you call a smart blond?

A golden retriever  

[Hyper129 He/Him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

I’m surprised it took this long for us blondies to get a club 

Yep... Blond and dirty blond is allowed

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*hiss* No blonde jokes! None!

fr tho

Also what ranks do you guys want in the guild

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

What do you call a smart blond?

A golden retriever  

*slow, exasperated blink*

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

(I have dirty blond hair and blue eyes, although my hair was so light blond it was nearly white as a kid)

Edited July 14, 2024 by Hyper129
forgot a word lol

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Hyper129 said:

(I have dirty blond hair and blue eyes, although my hair was so light blond it was nearly white as a kid)

Oo nice

My eyes sure are a color. Mhm, yep.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Hyper129 said:

(I have dirty blond hair and blue eyes, although my hair was so light blond it was nearly white as a kid)

Your exactly what Hitler wanted in this world..(get it.. Aryans..blond hair blue eyes.. I only have blue eyes.. my best friend is a tall blondie with blue eyes)

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Oo nice

My eyes sure are a color. Mhm, yep.

wow

what rank do you want

Just now, strmblsd said:

Your exactly what Hitler wanted in this world..(get it.. Aryans..blond hair blue eyes.. I only have blue eyes.. my best friend is a tall blondie with blue eyes)

*Summons shardgun* we don't mention that

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

wow

what rank do you want

*Summons shardgun* we don't mention that

It's my favorite thing to tell people who are blond with blue eyes

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

wow

what rank do you want

What ranks are there?

[Hyper129 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

What ranks are there?

Pretty much anything, there's the main guild and the militia

you should put your rank in your signature

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

Your exactly what Hitler wanted in this world..(get it.. Aryans..blond hair blue eyes.. I only have blue eyes.. my best friend is a tall blondie with blue eyes)

Bro don't even

3 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Pretty much anything, there's the main guild and the militia

you should put your rank in your signature

Mm, so what's my rank then?

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Mm, so what's my rank then?

How does Apprentice Guildmaster sound?

I also need some people to reach out to others and recruit

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

How does Apprentice Guildmaster sound?

I also need some people to reach out to others and recruit

Sounds a-okay!

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Sounds a-okay!

beautiful

[strmblsd he/him]

So am I allowed here or are only Aryans allowed? My best friend is a aryan so I'm like an honorary one right? Aryans aren't that bad gingers are much worse..but also since my best friend is blond I have a direct right to make fun of him... But yeah I'm practically an honorary blond right?

Edited July 14, 2024 by strmblsd

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, strmblsd said:

So am I allowed here or are only Aryans allowed? My best friend is a aryan so I'm like an honorable one right? Aryans aren't that bad gingers are much worse..but also since my best friend is blond I have a direct right to make fun of him... But yeah I'm practically an honorable blond right?

Hmmmmmmm

If you don't make any more blonde jokes, then sure

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Hmmmmmmm

If you don't make any more blonde jokes, then sure

I'll make less blond jokes... But I'm still calling you guys Aryans.. and I can still make fun of my best friend because he is a dumb(actually straight 4.0) blond..

[Hyper129 He/Him]

You need to be blond to be an official part of the group

you can be a low-rank footsoldier if you want

I have to leave for a bit so @Through The Living Glass can take over for a bit

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I'll make less blond jokes... But I'm still calling you guys Aryans.. and I can still make fun of my best friend because he is a dumb(actually straight 4.0) blond..

But we can be blonde and not be Aryan

[strmblsd he/him]

5 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

You need to be blond to be an official part of the group

you can be a low-rank footsoldier if you want

Alrighty then I'll go around hitting gingers feet! (Because I'm a foot soldier)

 

Edited July 14, 2024 by strmblsd