ASK ME ANYTHING: ASSASIN IN RED EDITION

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Ask me anything you please!

Edited June 14, 2024 by The Assasin In Red

[Edema Rue she/her]

Are you an assassin

whats your favorite way to kill someone

favorite Sanderson book and why

favorite non Sanderson book and why

beach or mountains

Can I picture you wearing the Carmen sandiago coat and hat

Noodles?

fire?

how many chickens does it take to kill an elephant?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BONES?????!

It's always funnier to scream this question, heheh.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

Are you an assassin

whats your favorite way to kill someone

favorite Sanderson book and why

favorite non Sanderson book and why

beach or mountains

Can I picture you wearing the Carmen sandiago coat and hat

Noodles?

fire?

how many chickens does it take to kill an elephant?

I am not officially an assassin (take that how you like...)

Shardblade

So far it's Words of Radiance, I like finding out about Shallans past, and I like seeing Bridge Four go from being a bridge team to a royal guard.

I really like A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes because of the nuance of Snow's character.

Live in the mountains, visit the beach.

Sure why not... "The Assasin In Red wore red on the night he was to kill a king."

I don't like ramen packets or pesto but all other noddles are fine in my book.

I am a stick...

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1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BONES?????!

It's always funnier to scream this question, heheh.

I dunno, let me check and get back to you on that one.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Anguished_One said:

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

...Stick, you've added an extra dimension...

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

...Stick, you've added an extra dimension...

Exactly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

2 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

Exactly.

...So he's now occupying 4-dimensional space?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

...So he's now occupying 4-dimensional space?

*dismissive magic hands*

I don't pretend to be good at this.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Anguished_One said:

*dismissive magic hands*

I don't pretend to be good at this.

Okay.

...4-dimensional space is cool though.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Hehehe

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, The Assasin In Red said:

I am not officially an assassin (take that how you like...)

Shardblade

So far it's Words of Radiance, I like finding out about Shallans past, and I like seeing Bridge Four go from being a bridge team to a royal guard.

I really like A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes because of the nuance of Snow's character.

Live in the mountains, visit the beach.

Sure why not... "The Assasin In Red wore red on the night he was to kill a king."

I don't like ramen packets or pesto but all other noddles are fine in my book.

I am a stick...

346

I dunno, let me check and get back to you on that one.

Good answers, good answers

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

10 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

I rotate myself on the W axis, which creates an opening in one of the corners, I walk through that opening, leaving the akward ones in the room, because I was the only one who rotated along the W axis. To them, it looks like I was chopped in half and then walked through a wall.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Alright but are you going to answer what COLOR YOUR BONES ARE?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

53 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Alright but are you going to answer what COLOR YOUR BONES ARE?

Amen

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Much consideration and one less arm later, I have determined that my bones are a very light beige.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 hours ago, The Assasin In Red said:

Much consideration and one less arm later, I have determined that my bones are a very light beige.

*pulls out notepad* Light beige... got it!

Oh and here's something to regrow your arm. *gives small metallic sphere*

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Mistborn logic is to eat any metal given to me sooo, *somehow eats the sphere*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

WAIT, NO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED- *sigh* nevermind.

[Ookla she/her]

On 6/15/2024 at 7:44 PM, Anguished_One said:

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

Silkie?!!!!!! CHICKENS!!!!!

 

... Sorry, I just really like chickens. The meaner, the better, because it's more hilarious to catch them and hug them when they desperately want to kill me.

 

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Edited June 21, 2024 by Ookla
Added a question.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

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[LightRinger he/him]

On 6/20/2024 at 5:10 PM, The Assasin In Red said:

Mistborn logic is to eat any metal given to me sooo, *somehow eats the sphere*

 

On 6/20/2024 at 7:43 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

WAIT, NO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED- *sigh* nevermind.

What kind of metalmind is a “nevermind”, and why did you give Red one?

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Also, is @The Assasin In Red’s nickname Red? If not, it is now  

Also also, did you know you misspelt your name?

Edited June 23, 2024 by LightRinger

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, LightRinger said:

Also also, did you know you misspelt your name?

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I saw that too

Spoiler

It just felt rude to say anything 

 

 

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Fixed it, thanks for pointing that out!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What is your favorite way to cook chicken?