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19 hours ago, Denissimo said:

2831. Find a beach. Find a road by aforementioned beach, with lots of seagulls. Have a tub of fries. Feed seagulls, but NEVER ENOUGHT TO SATIATE THEIR HUNGER. They begin to gather, hungrier and hungrier. Then, at last, throw the entire tub of fries into a passing car.

Peak comedy.

2832. Paint yourself black, wear a mask, and stroll down main street.

Posted
On 4/26/2026 at 5:59 PM, Verdance said:

Peak comedy.

2832. Paint yourself black, wear a mask, and stroll down main street.

2833. Erm akshually, there's multiple main streets 🤓

 

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2834. Constantly talk about how you are filling out the SW/SH Pokedex so you can shiny hunt Zygarde in Dynamax adventures so you can aura farm in VGC with shiny mega Zygarde!

311/400 btw

Posted (edited)

2835. Narrate everything anyone does.

2836. Respond to everything with sound effects

2837. Be a resident expert on this thread

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Posted

2838. Eat pizza from a bowl with a fork and knife

2839. Be like me and deny ever eating pizza from a bowl using a fork and a knife

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Sanderfan editition:

2840. Shout "NO MATING!!!" at every couple you see

2841. Stare intently at a pencil and tell a stranger "I am a stick."

2842. Dress up as Wayne and wear a trench coat to school.

Posted
53 minutes ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

2842: when anyone asks who you are shout "I am the Bringer of Death, and the Destroyer of Worlds."

Wait is Death, Destroyer of Worlds some reference I somehow syncretismed or is that something we both just happened to make up

Posted
4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wait is Death, Destroyer of Worlds some reference I somehow syncretismed or is that something we both just happened to make up

It's a quote from the Bhagavad Gita. Its most famous usage in the West is by Oppenheimer after he made the atomic bomb.

Posted
22 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wait is Death, Destroyer of Worlds some reference I somehow syncretismed or is that something we both just happened to make up

I think it's just something we both happened to make up.

Posted
10 hours ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

I think it's just something we both happened to make up.

No, its a reference to some hindu thing about Shiva and also Barbenheimer

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

2847:

SAY TWO NUMBERS

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler

67

 

 

 

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On 5/7/2026 at 12:03 PM, NerdSandwich said:

2840. Shout "NO MATING!!!" at every couple you see

…I would die that would be so terrible 💀

On 6/2/2026 at 1:00 AM, Deception said:

2847:

SAY TWO NUMBERS

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

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67

 

 

 

2848. Point out how people who say those two numbers are acting a child of an age of roughly those numbers

Posted
18 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…I would die that would be so terrible 💀

2848. Point out how people who say those two numbers are acting a child of an age of roughly those numbers

That's true

Ooh is there something you're not telling me...??? (jk)

NO MATING NO MATING

2849. Quote me on like every single thread and contribute to the 75 notifs :)

Ah well. It's fun lol

2850. Eat legs. Juicy ones.

(No. Don't ask)

Posted
17 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

2850. Eat legs. Juicy ones.

(No. Don't ask)

Go up to random people and ask them what this is supposed to mean

  • 2 weeks later...
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2852: Announce plans to build a hyperscale data center
2853: Become a trillionaire
2854: Drink a Red Bull, rip off your wings. 
2855: Invite people over to your Dugout in the woods for homemade moonshine with your...Special... ingredient that definitely isn't derived from cyanogenic plant materials. 

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2856. I would apologize but I’m not sorry

Spoiler

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooh (Give you up)
Ooh-ooh (Give you up)
Ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
Give you up
Ooh-ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
Give you up

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Posted

2859: Complete all of the following:

A. Create a list of ways to get people to avoid you like the plague

B. Neglect to list getting the plague until entry 2857

Posted
On 5/7/2024 at 12:51 PM, The Bookwyrm said:

I still have access to this doc.

97. Have the plauge.

2860

Meticulously read through every prior comment until you find someone mention the plague to illustratethat it has been mentioned before

2861

Be the type of person that does 2860

2862

Not bother to check if the plague had been mentioned before

2863

Misspell the word 'plague'

 

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2864: Use white text

2865: Highlight responses to see if there is white text

2866: Do what is said on a list of dumb things

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