125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

15 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

2542. Start a rebellion to overthrow the supreme dictator, even if he's kind of cool

Aww thanks

2543. Crush the rebellion brutally

Even if they’re kind of cool

Gotta do what it takes

2544. Make a new law stating that curtains must be worn on the left kneecap at all times

2545. All ostriches may only be transported via mixing bowls

2546. Clocks may only be absorbed into the body once per one minute and twenty six second interval.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2547. Only ever use atomic clocks

2548. Use round numbers when guessing things

Spoiler

I think the time is 11 hrs 4 mins 23 secs 595 milliseconds 324 microseconds 432 nanoseconds 453 picoseconds 053 femtoseconds 532 alloseconds...

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2549. Don't use any numbers when guessing. Have no credibility whatsoever. 

Spoiler

That clock will stop in        minutes. 

There will next be a minor earthquake in           seconds. 

 

[Shatter He/Him]

2550. Become the Prime Minister of Canada and fix the problems of Canada (because people hate the government no matter what they do)

Edited December 24, 2025 by Shatter

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2551. Overthrow the government

(even if it's kinda cool)

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

2551. Overthrow the government

(even if it's kinda cool)

 

2552. Underthrow the government

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2553. Throw the government sideways

2554. Hit a home run with the government

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2555. Home a government run with the hit

2556. Government a hit home with the run

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2557. Score a basket with the government

2558. Pass a relay baton to the government

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

21 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

2557. Score a basket with the government

2558. Pass a relay baton to the government

2559. Get a touchdown with the government

2560. Score a field goal with the government

2561. Realize that your school’s football team SUCKS so they can’t have scored

2562. Oh no wait they scored just in the wrong endzone 

Bless their little hearts it reminds me of elementary school PE

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2559. Get a touchdown with the government

2560. Score a field goal with the government

2561. Realize that your school’s football team SUCKS so they can’t have scored

2562. Oh no wait they scored just in the wrong endzone 

Bless their little hearts it reminds me of elementary school PE

2563. Get the government to go through elementary school again and form a football team

2564. Have no knowledge of sports and barely understand what you're saying 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

2563. Get the government to go through elementary school again and form a football team

2564. Have no knowledge of sports and barely understand what you're saying 

2565. Have all your football knowledge come from “watching” your high school get utterly crushed. Meanwhile us in the marching band throwing around little inflatable beach ball thingies and getting one stuck in a sousaphone instead of paying attention

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2565. Have all your football knowledge come from “watching” your high school get utterly crushed. Meanwhile us in the marching band throwing around little inflatable beach ball thingies and getting one stuck in a sousaphone instead of paying attention

That sounds like fun. 

2566. Playing the drums loudly while people are trying to sleep. 

2567. Noting the number of this reason...

2568. Having all your athletics knowledge coming from people talking to you, assuming you understand them.

2569. Not understanding them

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

That sounds like fun. 

2566. Playing the drums loudly while people are trying to sleep. 

2567. Noting the number of this reason...

2568. Having all your athletics knowledge coming from people talking to you, assuming you understand them.

2569. Not understanding them

2570. Make the fatal mistake of giving me a 7 measure triangle roll at fortississimo (fff)

2571. Play the crash cymbals at 3am

2572. Play the crash cymbals on someone else’s house at 3am

2573. Get the drumline in said house at 3am.

2574. Add the trumpets

2575. Establish that there are no rules and run away as fast as you can

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

12 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2570. Make the fatal mistake of giving me a 7 measure triangle roll at fortississimo (fff)

2571. Play the crash cymbals at 3am

2572. Play the crash cymbals on someone else’s house at 3am

2573. Get the drumline in said house at 3am.

2574. Add the trumpets

2575. Establish that there are no rules and run away as fast as you can

2576. Bring a samba band to a classical piano concert

2577. Bring a samba band to a classical concert without drums and they'll still be loud

2578. Saxophones

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

13 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

2576. Bring a samba band to a classical piano concert

2577. Bring a samba band to a classical concert without drums and they'll still be loud

2578. Saxophones

2579. Saxo-theresnocellservice

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Arcane said:

2579. Saxo-theresnocellservice

2580. Saxo-theresreallybadwifianditkeepsdroppingout

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

9 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

2580. Saxo-theresreallybadwifianditkeepsdroppingout

2581. Saxo-hahaIhavethefastestwifiintheworld

 

[Usseewa]

2582. Say that Windrunners fly.

(How do we know if someone already said what we said?)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

17 minutes ago, Theory said:

2582. Say that Windrunners fly.

(How do we know if someone already said what we said?)

(You don't; we're making it all up as we go, including repetition. Probably. I think.)

2583. Saying Windrunners fall and not fly

2584. Saxo-wifidoesntexistamymore

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, Theory said:

2582. Say that Windrunners fly.

(How do we know if someone already said what we said?)

2585. Have read the entire thread

(guilty)

Realistically just try to have fun it doesn’t matter if you repeat anything

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

8 hours ago, Theory said:

2582. Say that Windrunners fly.

(How do we know if someone already said what we said?)

don't worry I can't even count the amount of times someone's said: "be the plague"

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2586. Be the plague

2587. Be the plague

2588. Be the plague

2589. Be the plague

2590. Be the plague
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
*sings*
WHENN DOES A RIPPLE BECOME A TIIDAL WAAVE
2591. Be the plague

2592. Be the plague

2593. Be the plague

2594. Be the plague

2595. Be the plague

2596. Be the plague

2597. Be the plague

2598. Be the plague

2599. Be the plague

2600. Be the plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

2586. Be the plague

2587. Be the plague

2588. Be the plague

2589. Be the plague

2590. Be the plague
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
*sings*
WHENN DOES A RIPPLE BECOME A TIIDAL WAAVE
2591. Be the plague

2592. Be the plague

2593. Be the plague

2594. Be the plague

2595. Be the plague

2596. Be the plague

2597. Be the plague

2598. Be the plague

2599. Be the plague

2600. Be the plague

2601. 

Spoiler

BE THE PLAUGE

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

2586. Be the plague

2587. Be the plague

2588. Be the plague

2589. Be the plague

2590. Be the plague
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
*sings*
WHENN DOES A RIPPLE BECOME A TIIDAL WAAVE
2591. Be the plague

2592. Be the plague

2593. Be the plague

2594. Be the plague

2595. Be the plague

2596. Be the plague

2597. Be the plague

2598. Be the plague

2599. Be the plague

2600. Be the plague

2602. Cure the plague

2603. Ik just how

2604. *Stabbies you*

2605. no more plague now